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a little forum humor...

A little humor. Firstones edition etched in
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently.

2 to say they like the shadows cast by lightbulbs

1 to post a picture of a lamp orbiting Epsilon 3 with lightbulb starfuries

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

1 to post a picture of an aardvark eating a lightbulb.

23 to reply "LOL" to the picture.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their
"acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb
forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light
bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what
brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which
makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers
and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle
the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to point to the how to on changing lightbulbs

9 to argue that lightbulbs are highly advanced beings of energy, and that when they burn out they "Went beyond the rim"

3 to spam the post talking about how light is pretty....

8 to post the little "off topic" smiley

4 to ask what kind of lightbulb they should buy

2 to get in a heated debate about which is better, halogen or fluorescent

1 to say they prefer green tinted lightbulbs

2987 to argue over green, purple, blue, and clear light bulbs

1 to ask about how to get it to turn on

1 to post that it is against the rules to link to light bulbs

3 more to make sure you read the rules before you post

1 to say sorry and

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again.
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Comments

  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    The light bulb has been changed. [IMG]http://forums.firstones.com/images/oldicons/icon3.gif[/IMG]
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I changed a lightbulb once....

    it was really bright and stuff once I screwed it in all the way...

    ARRGH..MY EYES!!!
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    There was this one time where I switched a regular lightbulb for one of those power-saving ones. Damned if I knew that you're not supposed to use dimmers with those.
  • PhiPhi <font color=#FF0000>C</font><font color=#FF9900>o</font><font color=#FFFF00>l</font><font color=#00F
    Heehee, well done.

    And 1 to count them all up and post the results :)

  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by CurZ [/i]
    [B]There was this one time where I switched a regular lightbulb for one of those power-saving ones. Damned if I knew that you're not supposed to use dimmers with those. [/B][/QUOTE]
    And now to technology behind light bulbs.

    I think the reason to this was they're not pure resistive loads.
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    I'm already waiting for Philips [url="http://www.eur.lighting.philips.com/int_en/oem/ca/general/products/catalogue/leds/luxeon.pdf"]Luxeon LED[/url] lightbulbs...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Re: a little forum humor...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]2 to get in a heated debate about which is better, halogen or fluorescent[/B][/QUOTE]

    Fluorescent. Definitely. ;)

    At least until ultra-bright LEDs become more common. :)
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Those LEDs are neat!

    Mostly, though, I just want to be able to set things up such that all of the lighting is soft ambient lighting. I'm not fond of stark bright lights.
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    Re: Re: a little forum humor...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]At least until ultra-bright LEDs become more common. :) [/B][/QUOTE]
    Well, those keychains with LED light are very good.
    That what I have illuminates pretty well to distance of five meters.
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Re: Re: a little forum humor...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Fluorescent. Definitely. ;)

    At least until ultra-bright LEDs become more common. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

    but halogen provide a better light...fluorescent flicker...gives me a headach. (I hear ya on the energy conservation edge though...almost no power needed to run those things)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Re: Re: Re: a little forum humor...

    Yeah, that's the problem with fluorescent, not everyone can stand them. Most can, but some can't. LEDs have the advantage there too. :)

    Ultrabright white LEDs are getting there. They're entirely technologically possible, have been for some time, and are even used in headlights on a few cars and in quite a few corporate settings. They can provide the soft ambient lighting that Bekenn craves. :)
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Re: Re: a little forum humor...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Fluorescent. Definitely. ;)

    At least until ultra-bright LEDs become more common. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

    I used to think that until I realized that flourescent lights are cold, dull, and really horrible to live with for a while. Halogen wins lately because of the warmth in its colors.
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    Re: Re: Re: Re: a little forum humor...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]They can provide the soft ambient lighting that Bekenn craves. :) [/B][/QUOTE]
    Well, actually these bigger LEDs are pretty bright.
    Like I said that keychain with LED light illuminates very well to five meters if you're eyes have adapted to dark.
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I'm with Biggles on the LEDs though...they ROCK. :eek:

    I want a green tinted one for my headlights...

    (You see blue tinted ones here!)
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    LOL! :D
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    oh no...he's a ricer!
    *cries*


    Anyway, I love mY LED Flashlight. Six high-power white LEDs, burns for days.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    From all light, I prefer the green of my night vision goggles..
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I KNEW green light was better then plurple light!!!!
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]I KNEW green light was better then plurple light!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

    I dunno.. well.. yea. It might be sick going around voyerising with the people showing up purple..

    I prefer to watch 'em green. :) ^_^
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    id much rather see them purple; i would be more inclined to throw up if it were greens going at it
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]id much rather see them purple; i would be more inclined to throw up if it were greens going at it [/B][/QUOTE]

    I'm more used to green mice.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by No one[/i]
    [B]Me too[/B][/QUOTE]

    Me three!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    me...........what?
  • MartianDustMartianDust Elite Ranger
    LOL A2597 that was cool! :)

    Purple goggles are better for UV. Specially for Solariums, you never see green ones for blocking so therefore since a few of you don't like the sun its cos you wear the wrong goggles - green.
    Go buy purple today!
    :p
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    The hulk is green...

    his pants which he tears to shreads every time are plurple.

    HULK SMASH PLURPLE! :D
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    LOL!
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    Re: a little forum humor...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]A little humor. Firstones edition etched in
    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb.

    [/B][/QUOTE]

    By definition, you really could have stopped there. :)
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]The hulk is green...

    his pants which he tears to shreads every time are plurple.

    HULK SMASH PLURPLE! :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    now there was a dismal movie if ever i saw one! now maybe if he were purple then it would have been a different story:D
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]now there was a dismal movie if ever i saw one! now maybe if he were purple then it would have been a different story:D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Only because it would be an purple, overly muscular man whose pants rip off when he gets angry.
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Movie wasn't bad...

    but your forgetting...all the comics, the old TV show....

    Hulk has been around LONG before the movie!
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