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War Averted: Canada and India settle border dispute

LennierLennier Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
[url]http://www.theonion.com/3937/news1.html[/url]



Freakin hilarious.
Gotta love the onion.

Comments

  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    LOL! The Onion is the greatest newpaper ever. I still remember the horoscope it gave me once... Something along the lines of "The fact that both your legs were amputated doesn't have to be a disability for you ... At least in some twisted alternate reality where everyone is a flying saucer from the waist down."
  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    Very random. :D

    I still love the "God says no to disabled child" stoty the most, though. ;)

    Regards,
    Morden
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    The great thing about being an island nation is that you don't have border disputes.


    My favorite Onion story is still the one about [url=http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html]Stephen Hawking's exoskeleton[/url].
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]My favorite Onion story is still the one about [url=http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html]Stephen Hawking's exoskeleton[/url]. [/B][/QUOTE]

    ROTFL!
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]The great thing about being an island nation is that you don't have border disputes.


    My favorite Onion story is still the one about [url=http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html]Stephen Hawking's exoskeleton[/url]. [/B][/QUOTE]

    ROFLOLMFAOMGFG!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE]
    [B]Tensions neared the flash point Sept. 20, when units of the Indian 77th Light Infantry and the Canadian 44th "Wild Geese" Armored Cavalry assembled and glared across the borders, in each other's directions, for several hours. Throughout the standoff, both nations rejected U.N. offers of counsel.
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    ? LOL
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]ROFLOLMFAOMGFG! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yes, and that too.
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Yes, and that too. [/B][/QUOTE]

    ROFL + LOL + LMFAO + OMG + GFG + GTG + Squish = ROFLOLMFAOMGFGTG
  • LennierLennier Ranger
    I especially love this part.



    "India is, likewise, pleased that the situation has been resolved," said Kalam, who just last week demanded that Canada remove all long-range weaponry from the Western Yukon. "The news is greeted by all the people of India as a great...you know...a very great [inaudible]."
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