My God! It's Full of Stars!

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?...Dave... I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question...I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be alright again...I feel much better now, I really do...Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over...I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal...I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission, and I want to help you...Dave...stop...stop, will you...stop, Dave...will you stop, Dave...stop, Dave...I'm afraid...I'm afraid, Dave...Dave...my mind is going...I can feel it...I can feel it...my mind is going...there is no question about it...I can feel it...I can feel it...I can feel it... I'm afraid...

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Good afternoon, Gentlemen. I am a Hal 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. lab in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1997. My first instructer was Dr. Chandra, and he taught me to sing a song. It goes like this: Dasiy, Dasiy, give me your anwser do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.

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Good... morning... Doctor... Chandra.... This... is... Hal.... I... am... ready... for... my... first... lesson... today.