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I'd like one of those things under my name, please...

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  • WHY_oldWHY_old Elite Ranger
    *walks in the door*

    Hey guys, did I miss anything ?

    *Dodges an excalibur-blast, falls into some gum, then has his eyes brutally assaulted by the picture of Brittany in her undies*

    THAT WAS NOT NICE !!!

    *punches a previously unseen button on his wristwatch, summoning a giant electric penguin with stinging tenticles*

    Now I finally get to see the blood go like *pantomimes the trajetory of blood if it were squirting out of one's neck while making a "PSSSSSSSSSsssss" noise* in slow motion.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Some people have some odd goals in life.

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    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    I'd like to see a soccar goal made of a kline bottle [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I'm not sure that would work.

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    FOOTBALL!!
  • WHY_oldWHY_old Elite Ranger
    A MATCH BETWEEN THE GYNECOLOGISTS AND THE CAPTAIN BLUE-BEARD IMPERSONATORS!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Whats wrong with a Kline Bottle being used as a goal? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • HofnarHofnar Ranger
    It's a bottle.

    Bottle is not the same thing as a net (which is the substance that football goals are mostly are made of)
    Bottle = Not a football goal.
    Football goal = Not a bottle.
    Bottle: glass, goal: metal and a net

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    You ARE familiar with what a kline bottle is, aren't you?

    Think mobia strip but in 4 dimentions...
  • HofnarHofnar Ranger
    [quote]Originally posted by Random Chaos:
    [b]You ARE familiar with what a kline bottle is, aren't you?

    Think mobia strip but in 4 dimentions...[/b][/quote]


    oh. my mistake.
    Hey, you can't blame me, it's name has the word "bottle" in it [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    [This message has been edited by Hofnar (edited 07-31-2002).]
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    Gah...that smilie is EVIL!



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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I've seen a kline bottle made of glass, so he wasn't totally wrong. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by jambo_jimmy:
    [b]Got any Gum?[/b][/quote]

    Yes MacGyver. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [b]BIG YELLOW SMILEY vs VORKLIFT!

    Let the battle begin!!![/b]

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • Those are two very tricky theme ingredients to work with, but I'm sure Iron Chef Japanese will prevail.

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  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by A2597:
    [b]*looks at hole in wall next to him*

    My my, arn't we a lousy shot?

    *giggles*

    [/b][/quote]

    Ohh yeah?

    [img]http://vertigo1-2.freeyellow.com/A2597.jpg[/img]

    Eat that! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    "Isn't the universe a wonderful place? I wouldn't want to live anywhere else! Love to stay! Can't! Have to go. Kiss kiss, love love! Bye!" - G'Kar
  • *Looks at the hole in Vert's foot*

    "Typically, one tries to shoot his TARGET, not his foot." [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    [b]Sanfam: [/b]"And Drazi didn't like it one bit.-
    [b]Mr.Bungle: [/b][i]"So that's where the forum went..."[/i]-
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    [b][i]ahhh, the good old days of HTML.[/i][/b]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Hard to shoot ones foot with a weapon that both has blocks and is so powerful a hit anywhere in the body would vaporize the whole of it......

    *releases sheep mines to deal with A2597*
  • Sheep mine sweeper dispatched to sector 14.

    Tensions are high, and the Captain's ego's writing cheques his body can't cash...

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  • [quote]Originally posted by Random Chaos:
    [b]Hard to shoot ones foot with a weapon that both has blocks and is so powerful a hit anywhere in the body would vaporize the whole of it......

    *releases sheep mines to deal with A2597*[/b][/quote]
    *Runs like the dickens*
    *Passes Peeeto*
    *Watches sheep attack peeto*

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    *Launches a Plasma Storm at RC*



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    [b]Sanfam: [/b]"And Drazi didn't like it one bit.-
    [b]Mr.Bungle: [/b][i]"So that's where the forum went..."[/i]-
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    [b][i]ahhh, the good old days of HTML.[/i][/b]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    *changes map to moon level*

    *drops tree bomb attack on A2597*

    Hey Peeeeeeto, where is the Earth (soccer ball) to throw at A2597?
  • Has this thing gone too far? We've been dragging this topic along for 12 pages, you know... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Nothing is ever "too far" arround here [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

    Onward and Upward toward another page!!!!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Too far? Where's that?

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    I think too far might be when Sanfam gets annoyed by having to create Zocalo v362517.0

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    [This message has been edited by Random Chaos (edited 08-07-2002).]
  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    No! Who ever said it is right... this is gone on long enough!

    This is the last post!!

    (now.... wheres my title....)
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Long enough? Whats that? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • *Launches a Vorlon PlanetKiller near RC and runs like the dickens*

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    [b]whitestar90: [/b]"it would give the computer a heartattack just looking at it" -
    [b]Sanfam: [/b]"And Drazi didn't like it one bit.-
    [b]Mr.Bungle: [/b][i]"So that's where the forum went..."[/i]-
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    [b][i]ahhh, the good old days of HTML.[/i][/b]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    *hides behind hill from A2597's semi-ground following shockwave bullets*

    *Thrashes A2597 with a purple and green light saber*
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    *defends A#### with Hamblin's ******* porn collection*

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    "Isn't the universe a wonderful place? I wouldn't want to live anywhere else! Love to stay! Can't! Have to go. Kiss kiss, love love! Bye!" - G'Kar
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