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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
in Zocalo v2.0
As the title says. Today, we celebrate the day where the decaying corpse of Jesus Christ was reanimated and rose from the dead to seek a unique mixture of brains and salvation. Instead of being met by fear, he was welcomed into the world and given a holiday. Go Team Jesus!

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  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    The only good thing about the whole affair is chocolate
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    It still amazes me that the Japanese haven't caught on to Easter yet. They've co-opted just about every other holiday, sometimes brilliantly (you should see the queues at KFC on Christmas Day).
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    What do the Japanese need Easter for, they got Dragonballs and Pokemonballs?! You can't top that.

    And Easter has got nothing to do with Jesus. I have yet to see a supermarket sell chocolate Jesus replicas, it's still Easter bunnies and eggs. :D

    Ask the Pope, it's not about Jesus at all... at least not grown-up Jesus.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [Homer]Mmm, chocolate Jesus.[/Homer]

    Jake
  • sinclairsinclair Ranger
    I like Jesus.. Without him we'd have no holidays at all. Or Christmas presents!

    Think about that.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Well then we'd just have to make our own holidays up! I nominate tomorrow to be the World Purple Celebration holiday :D
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE=sinclair;187836]I like Jesus.. Without him we'd have no holidays at all. Or Christmas presents!

    Think about that.[/QUOTE]

    That's exactly the point I was trying to make, those holidays have nothing to do with Jesus. We've had those holidays well before Jesus showed up. Besides, who's stopping you from buying gifts the rest of the year? :D

    I stand corrected though... there is a [URL="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44549226@N00/445467170/"]chocolate Jesus sculpture[/URL], but don't expect to find it at your local supermarket.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    That's kinda creepy.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Whats Jesus got to do with easter anyways? Zombie bunnies and eggs are awesome enough. Also pagan. :p
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Speaking of undead rabbits, does anyone remember the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnicula"]Bunnicula[/URL] books?

    Jake
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    I do now. Wow. That was a long time gone.
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    Actually this one is closer to what I was expecting.

    [IMG]http://www.goldjesus.de/bilder/goldjesus/jesus-f-start.jpg[/IMG]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    That's a lot less creepy.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Mmm... I wanna eat Jesus.
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE=Biggles;187856]That's a lot less creepy.[/QUOTE]
    ...until you think of it as a dildo. The phallic properties of that statue are quite obvious. And speaking of Japan and Easter, they don't need Jesus to remind them of phallic properties: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri[/url]
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Well religion has certainly shafted more than a few people throughout history
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