Issues with your account? Bug us in the Discord!

Then we have no choice...........

WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
Alert the fleet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Standy by to attack!!!!!!!!!!! Fire energy mines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

  • AlaricAlaric Damn kids! Get off my island!
    ...and then fire the accountants!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    At the enemy.
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Such a terrible thing to do to the enemy.

    Make it so!
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    I'm afraid to ask, what is this all about?
  • warleader is getting old, he's no longer using caps :(
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    It's a lot of effort to hit the caps lock button you know...
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Theres a lot less effort involved than firing accountants at the enemy. However, together those two efforts might reach critical mass!!
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Do you even realize how much work it is to fire an accountant at someone? First there is the General Accountant Artillery Procurement (GAAP) form, in which one must state the caliber of the accountant requested (years of experience, training), specify launch vehicle, depreciation schedule of said launch vehicle, and expected impact to cash flow statement, P&L and balance sheet amoung other things...

    Then said form must to submitted in triplicate to Central Requisition Administration Processing (CRAP). After it takes the CRAP 3 weeks or so, you will receive an approval, at which time you must complete a TRansferal Accountant Intransit Notice (TRAIN) form, so you can give a CRAP about the accountant being on the TRAIN.

    Finally upon receipt of the of the accountant projectile, you must wait for a Fire Request ACKnowledgement (FRACK) before you can unleash hell on the enemy...

    Jake
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Clearly, we also need to fire the bureaucrats at the enemy.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Oh geez you must like paperwork!

    Jake
  • I plea the people responsible to free the Warleader from this dark, distant forum of his...
Sign In or Register to comment.