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Obligatory Seasonal Thread

Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
Well its that time of the year again. I haven't been on here for ages and thankfully it doesn't look like I've missed any major announcements or stuff (I think anyway).

So Merry Christmas to one and all! Hope the fat man brings you all what you want :cool:

Lets see what 2010 brings...

Comments

  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    so happy to be going back to even digits. :D
  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    Actually yeah me too. Don't trust odd numbers... always up to something I reckon!
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    Still no flying cars though.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    And no boom yet....
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Its already a new year, if you know your history. ;)
  • SeafroggysSeafroggys Ranger
    Where's the 12 days of Babylon?
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    You guys still don't get it, there is no such thing as a New Year. It's all made up, ok. :D
  • sinclairsinclair Ranger
    Hmm... 2010... It sounds a bit too old fashioned.

    Can't we change it to something like 10 after third millennium, 10 A.T.M.?


    [B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Red"]Oh, and happy holidays for each one of you![/COLOR][/FONT][/B]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [I][B]The Twelve Days Of Chrysalis [Revised][/B]
    By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, revised by FirstOnes.com

    On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    An ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Five Ba-by-lons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Seven Narn a'slaving,
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Eight ships in holding
    Seven Narn a'slaving
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn a'slaving,
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn a'slaving,
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,

    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Eleven Lurkers lurking,
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn a'slaving,
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


    On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Twelve Hungry Feeders,
    Eleven Lurkers lurking,
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn a'slaving,
    Six cats a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three Kawasakis,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.

    (Reprise) And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree!
    [/I]


    [B]CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED[/B]

    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do you hear what I hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    We three Queens disoriented are

    DEMENTIA:
    I think I'll be home for Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark the herald angels sing about me

    MANIC:
    Deck the Halls and wall and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and car and buses and trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

    PARANOID:
    Santa Claus is coming to get me

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

    DEPRESSION:
    Silent Anhedonia, holy Anhedonia, all is flat, all is lonely.

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...
    (better start again)

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    Thoughts of roasting on an open fire



    [B]The 12 Days Till Chrysalis [Original][/B]
    (By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5)

    On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    An ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Five Ba-by-lons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Eight ships in holding
    Seven Narn assassins
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    Two Kawasakis,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    Two Kawasakis,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Twelve Kawasakis,
    Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    I was getting worried, nobody had posted the 12 days yet! now i can stop fretting


    Happy Holidays
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Merry primary gifting period
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    I am looking forward to the primary gifts, since i already know what they are.
  • wiseguywiseguy Playa
    Obligatory [B]Bah-Humbug![/B] reply.





    [SIZE="1"]Merry Christmas all![/SIZE]
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    God jul everyone and Io saturnalia to everyone.

    (Or Io Cthulhu, whatever your belief :))
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    It's Christmas?
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Apparently
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