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What are YOU going to do when the swine flu kills 99.997% of all humans?

Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
in Zocalo v2.0
I'm going to head for Boulder Co... by way of Nebraska.. you?
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  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Enslave the other survives and rule over what's left of the world.

    Worf
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Die?

    Nah, Ill probably hole up in some bunker somewhere.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Feast on your brainssss.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    This certaiinly has more merit for fear than the stock market.

    I won't be doing much since I'll likely be one of the early deaths and already creamated before there's no one left to cremate remains.
  • Alec MAlec M Award Winning Poster
    Laugh with friends when it turns out that it was never very serious.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    Alec! Wassssssup?!?

    :D

    Whatcha working on these days?
  • PSI-KILLERPSI-KILLER Needs help
    make love to my hand
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    make a killing in the burial business.

    ;)
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Run naked in the wilds, of Alberta where I'll be ingested by wolverines.
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    Is this really a big threat? It's really tough to tell anymore with the news media being like the boy crying wolf with their ceaseless sensationalism.

    To answer your question, since obviously when the disease spreads out and kills almost everyone, it will become super cool like Robert E. Howard's Hyborian Age. So then I'll get super buff, grow my hair out, and become a barbarian and wander the land, fighting inhuman beasts and saving hot slave girls who'll be begging for a chance to sleep with me after I save them. This is gonna be cool.
  • HuntSmackerHuntSmacker Firstones Ambassador to Starcraftia
    Like, a quarter of a million die each year from the flu. Only difference is, this particular strain is stronger due to the lack of immunity.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    On a good note, no one is talking about how bad the economy is...

    Jake
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    I'll do my part to help repopulate humanity. Hopefully most of the remaining.003% will be female :D
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Vorlons: [B][I]HOT[/I][/B] females;)

    We're being put on alert in the hospital for swine flu at the moment, fun fun fun!

    I think I'll find a good pub lol!
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    So should we actually not trust people who eat bacon now?
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I am a bit intoxicated, but amazingly tired. So imo we should all go to sleep and see what happens tomorrow.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    If you sleep, the swine flu zombies will get you!
  • HuntSmackerHuntSmacker Firstones Ambassador to Starcraftia
    That's ok, I've hired the Left for Dead crew to shoot em up outside.
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    Well, when everyone else is dead, I'm going to be famous. :I And _then_ I'll die.
  • whitestar90whitestar90 Elite Ranger
    Going to @#$# like rabbits til the end.:D
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    Alex? In Vancouver??? Really??

    And well.. umm I guess I'd have to find the last man alive and start to repopulate?
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    To b fair, Itll be around 1000 ppl alive, so not quite last man or woman, but close.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I call shotgun on any hot redheaded females! :p
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Ok, you can be in the front passenger seat concerning those, Ill be behind the wheel. :p

    [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calling_shotgun[/url]
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    Buncha pervs!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    You're just annoyed because I called shotgun first! ;)
  • Alec MAlec M Award Winning Poster
    Guys, "shotgun" is for vehicles. I think you meant to call "dibs". Shotgun on a chick? Why would you even want that?
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Exactly. Which is what I meant by my statement. Oh, and dibs on any hot redheaded chicks btw. :p
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    [QUOTE=Alec M;181326]Guys, "shotgun" is for vehicles. I think you meant to call "dibs". Shotgun on a chick? Why would you even want that?[/QUOTE]

    I think I've figured it out. He's calling "shotgun" on her in that if she is his chosen mate. If she refuses to help repopulate the species, a shotgun will be utilized as an informal ice breaker, accelerating the process of warming her heart.
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    I shall have to try that method :)

    Worf
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