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For THE HIVE!

JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
in Zocalo v2.0
Okay so I got my back waxed all is well.

Then wake up next morn' and not so good, hives.

Nice red suckers that are sore and itchy.

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?
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  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Apply custard in generous proportions to the affected area. Infact you'd be best to take a bath in the stuff....
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    [quote]WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?[/quote]

    I suggest not waxing your back for starters. What the hell were you thinking?

    Otherwise, till the pain and hives subside, I recommend calamine lotion.

    Seriously, why did you wax our back exactly?
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    I thought you were talking about Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (or more preferably SMAC2)... but nooo, it had to be some trivial medical problem. Now I'm frustrated. :(
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    [QUOTE=SpiritOne;178303]I suggest not waxing your back for starters. What the hell were you thinking?

    Otherwise, till the pain and hives subside, I recommend calamine lotion.

    Seriously, why did you wax our back exactly?[/QUOTE]
    OUR BACK??

    AHHH! ITCHY!

    @Ecliticonaut Sorry to terminate your hopes there.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [quote=Eclecticonaut;178304]I thought you were talking about Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (or more preferably SMAC2)... but nooo, it had to be some trivial medical problem. Now I'm frustrated. :([/quote]

    And I was thinking of the Zerg :(
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE=Random Chaos;178309]And I was thinking of the Zerg :([/QUOTE]

    Me too.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I masturbate to pictures of Sarah Kerrigan as the Zerg Queen.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I could have done without knowing that
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    see Johnny, we already have one Refa... anyway, if they are little red dots instead of actual hives, they will just go away, that's where the hair root was. I get red dots when I wax my legs (chew on that one Refa :P) but it's normal.
    (Why am I encouraging this thread? Procrastination I tell ya!)
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I personally use this veet shaving cream to shave my extra hairs. From my chest, arms, back and well, groinage area sometimes.

    I use some moisture cream after I shave for a day or two and never get any problems.

    Sauna helps too in keeping the skin healthy. Too bad there's none here in fuckin' scotland. Cockblast!
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Yeah its starting to subside just got to give it time and more aloe vera.

    @Refa a real life Sarah Kerrigan for [URL="http://disturbeddoorway.com/images/meth/afatino_after.jpg"]ya[/URL].
  • FreezeFreeze Disguised as a Trainee
    We needeth some more hive ships from SG_Atlantis ...
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    You should apply equal parts Tiger Balm and Tabasco.

    That should take you mind off the itch. :p

    No seriously, please dont. ;)
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    How long does it usually take for these suckers to go?

    It says online 2-6 weeks!

    Fuck that.
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    I was hoping there'd be something relating to Stargate: Atlantis and the wraith. :I
  • FreezeFreeze Disguised as a Trainee
    Nope, no SG:A ... this thread is ruined. :(
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I wouldn't say it's been ruined as it was a travesty to begin with :rolleyes:
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    [url]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/hives.jpg[/url]

    Now its really ruined. :)
  • sinclairsinclair Ranger
    You play guitar?
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    ha I wish I completely suck.

    Just get too distracted to practice and with so many other priorities...yeah. :/
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    [URL="http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/soyombo001.jpg"]Soyombo![/URL]
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    So that's why you got your back waxed? What is that tattoo supposed to be of anyway?
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    [url]http://www.ub-mongolia.mn/facts-for-the-visitors/about-mongolia/the-soyombo.html[/url]
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    I was thinking SMAC as well. There is a B5 mod ofr Civ 4 as well: [url]http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=261551[/url]
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    CIV 4?!

    What about Civ FIVE?

    [URL="http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/civilizationv/index.html?tag=related-game;title"]Civ 5 TBA[/URL]
  • HuntSmackerHuntSmacker Firstones Ambassador to Starcraftia
    I'm not seeing any Hives in here!
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    I have a feeling that the Civ 5mentioned there was really Civ Rev.
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    So fraking glad I don't have body hair...
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    So theres no Civ 5. :(

    Bird chest. lawl
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    My brother asked what the eject button is for?

    Seriously though, do you have mongolian ancestry? Thats pretty cool if so. :)
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