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Am I crazy?

Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
in Zocalo v2.0
There was another cockroach trying to violate my personal space tonite.. So I caught it in a bag, put it into the washing machine, added some washing powder and turned the machine on.

I have no idea why I did it, just felt compelled to do it.

No voices or anything like that, just felt like the thing to do.

Oh yea.. I just dropped it out from the bag, I am not stupid enough to put a plastic bag into washing machine...

Comments

  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    An ecoterrorist at least.

    Btw, fortunately I've always lived in areas that don't have a cockroach problem.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    No, cockroaches must die, i hate them, filthy nasty creatures, burn them, wash them, step on them, as long as they die, i dont care.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    I've had enough experiences with roaches to hate every single variety. Ugggh. The slightest appearance of one gives me many unpleasant memories.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    There is one particular thing I truly despise on this world and its cockroaches. I despide them with a passion. We must annihalate them entirely. Can't risk having them become the dominant species once the nuclear holocaust kills all other life on earth.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Where's the poll?
  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    I don't think you're crazy unless you do that to an intelligent animal, like a cat.

    However I think it's wrong, cockroaches are harmless, spiders though... *shudders*
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    I live in a box on the street so every cockroach is a little friend that tells me how great life is for em. Its a pleasant experience for him and me! We've had some great conversation...Little bugger knocked up some silly half breed last night! Some damn fruit fly! Can ya believe it?! "Wow" I said to him. Purely in awe of his permiscous ways. Damn I wanted to kill the little guy though, hes probably used his cock more than I have! I was ready to press my sole against the bastards abdomen. But I thought to myself I need this little fucker, selfish of me to slam down some little freak whose getting some ass. He was through with me for the night I could tell when he started jabbing at the concrete with his little bizarro legs. He told his story he was done. But at least I had something to tell the other half of me later. "Enjoy the nightlife." I said as he crawled away from my little box. I had the notion to follow him I wanted to see the bugger get laid again. Ehhh time for another cigarette...

    Work with that...

    From wikipedia

    The cockroach is also one of the hardiest insects on the planet, capable of living for a month without food. It can also hold its breath for 45 minutes and has the ability to slow down its heart rate.

    It is popularly suggested that cockroaches will "inherit the earth" if humanity destroys itself in a nuclear war. Cockroaches do indeed have a much higher radiation resistance than vertebrates, with the lethal dose perhaps 6 to 15 times that for humans. However, they are not exceptionally radiation-resistant compared to other insects, such as the fruit fly .[1]

    That should be your intro...

    SAVE THE COCKROAChES should be your motto!

    Anyone see a connection between our recent Iran topic and this? Uh oh crazy!

    Maybe the damn cockroaches are trying to conquer our damn WORLD! Its the damn, just kill em!

    Before its too late?!

    On the real if you get this published I get half broseph. Lets make a contract, whats the harm?
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    I do like the Roach's upscale cousin though...

    Preying Mantids (Mantis) are cool creatures...

    :)
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Them girls living in the same floor as I did weren't quite as appreciative of my gesture..

    And even if roaches can hold up their breath for over 40 mins, that thing was in there for over 50 and with hot water and bra.
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE=Lord Refa;158384]There was another cockroach trying to violate my personal space tonite.. So I caught it in a bag, put it into the washing machine, added some washing powder and turned the machine on.

    I have no idea why I did it, just felt compelled to do it.

    No voices or anything like that, just felt like the thing to do.

    Oh yea.. I just dropped it out from the bag, I am not stupid enough to put a plastic bag into washing machine...[/QUOTE]

    Not crazy, just misguided. Your mom just would have slapped you in the face for wasting water, washing powder and electricity. :D

    They are hilarious (and disgusting)... they even try to hide inside carpets, but they are usually so big that their dark brown butts stick out, so they are easy enough to spot. :D
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