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Human Sexuality

Well Wednesday's Human Sexuality class was interesting not only am I socially outcast I get dissed for watching Babylon 5.

As soon as I say Babylon 5 "Hes all scifi, hes a geek." fuck all that. Im tempted to walk into class naked and be like "So ya don't like Babylon 5 do ya?" and quote Kosh. "Is there a problem?" hehe bastards.
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  • HuntSmackerHuntSmacker Firstones Ambassador to Starcraftia
    Hire a hot girl to come in class with you. :D

    [SIZE=1]Edit: oh man that sounds bad.[/SIZE]
  • not if were both naked.
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Fuck group mentality.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    heh, I would go in there and tell them to all watch Torchwood and THEN talk about human sexuality ;)
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    That would work :)


    And I've successfully brought up Babylon 5 in class twice before.

    The first time I was asked why I liked science fiction, so I talked about how some scifi is just about having space adventures, while some is about exploring ideas for what the future would be like. I talked about how the Minbari War was a good example of what could happen if we meet an alien race that we don't understand.

    I used the same thing in a discussion about differences in culture. We were talking about how companies developing computer systems for other countries need to be aware of the culture and traditions of the people there. I said how that's an extreme example of misunderstandings.

    Worf
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    I'm going to paraphrase my (distant) cousin who talked about this at last year's OryCon.

    [quote]Science Fiction can do something that very few mediums are able to do. Normally when we look at social issues through a lens of our bias *holds up had palm out* that distort discussion and prevents objective discussion. Somehow Science Fiction allows us to look at issues from the side *twists hand so palm faces left/right* and lets us examine issues and ideas without our preconceived notions and idea.[/quote]

    I haven't had the chance to use this argument yet, but Babylon 5 is surprisingly full of social commentary, even tho it is in the background. One of the things jms mentioned in the script book is issues of race and sexual orientation. He believes that these will become non issues when we stop making a big deal about them. Watch every episode and you will find none that brings up Dr. Franklen's skin colour.

    Another issue he mentioned in the script book is sexual orientation (obviously I pay attention to that one). JMS intentionally set it up so about one in every 10 couples we see in the background are same sex couples.

    He used aliens as the device to talk about these issues, but for humans he made his points by not saying anything at all.
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    May I ask how you were able to work Babylon 5 into a class discussion about human sexuality, Cabl3 Guy? :D
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Maybe it was that scene from Crusade.

    Worf
  • It was a random discussion about movies and T.V. and I just threw it out there out of context.

    Fuck them anyway they're all dope addicts.
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    Nerds.

    Babylon 5 is for losers.

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by WORF [/i]
    [B]The first time I was asked why I liked science fiction, so I talked about how some scifi is just about having space adventures, while some is about exploring ideas for what the future would be like. I talked about how the Minbari War was a good example of what could happen if we meet an alien race that we don't understand.[/B][/QUOTE]
    Erm, you do know that almost everything in Babylon 5 is based on [i]human[/i] history, right? Like the European feudal caste structure of Minbari society? Babylon 5 was never particularly visionary, and I don't think that was ever the intent.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    *points to forum*

    if B5 is for losers, why the hell are you here?
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    On a more sincere note, Babylon 5 is apparently for people with sarcasm difficulties.
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Yeah, in particular people who have difficulty expressing it.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Babylon 5 is for drunk people who make out with the woman of their dreams, only to have her poanic at the last instant, going hoime , and staying behind, all alone.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by CurZ [/i]
    [B]Yeah, in particular people who have difficulty expressing it. [/B][/QUOTE]

    huzzah!
  • u loser babylon gay fanz livin in yo mamas basemunt in yur dum costums lukin at babylon gay porn get a lif lik me
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    haha lol ya rly nerdfags hahaha ^_^
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Babylon 5 is for drunk people who make out with the woman of their dreams, only to have her poanic at the last instant, going hoime , and staying behind, all alone. [/B][/QUOTE] LOL LOL ! SAD BUT TRUE.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Re: Nerds.

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Arethusa [/i]
    [B]Babylon 5 is for losers.


    Erm, you do know that almost everything in Babylon 5 is based on [i]human[/i] history, right? Like the European feudal caste structure of Minbari society? Babylon 5 was never particularly visionary, and I don't think that was ever the intent. [/B][/QUOTE]

    I think pretty much all of B5 was designed in such a way. Races were based on different civilizations so I'm not sure the intent was ever to NOT make it like that.
  • Babylon 5 is Civilization on ACID and NANITES.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Re: Human Sexuality

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]
    Im tempted to walk into class naked and be like "So ya don't like Babylon 5 do ya?" and quote Kosh. "Is there a problem?" hehe bastards. [/B][/QUOTE]

    WHen you go in naked make sure to apply something like grease or vaseline all over yourself. That way when they call the cops on you it will make it really difficult for them to pin you down. I read on the news some kid actually tried this recently in a high school. They just ended up tazering him though.
  • Thanks for the tip however I plan on making as spontaneous as possible and have a monologue planned.

    HI guys hows it goin?

    LEMME TELL YA A STORY

    MY NAMES SEAN CANAVAN I WAS BORN SEPTEMBER 24 1985 havent gotten any pussy since

    yep thats right im a virgin
    i watch bablyon 5
    i play diablo 2 on the weekend

    LEMME TELL YA A STORY

    See it came to pass that in the year of our lord 2004 of the 4th month of the 19th day. I was staring at the christian television channel. I was completely conviced that followers on tv were staring at me. So i ran outside fast as good strait down the neighboorhood. I stoped up the top of the block near this little see

    and uhh lemme tell ya a story

    LEMME JUST TELL YA A STORY HEHEH

    Yeah i took off my clothes kinda like this

    *takes off clothes*

    AND I UHH RAN TO A FRIENDS HOUSE

    ANYBODY KNOW ZACH DANON?

    YEAH?! NO?!

    ok well see i told Zach that i was on cnn and zach was like

    ROFL

    and I was like what?

    And then the ambo came
    and there was this really nice cop

    and hehe lemme tell ya a story

    they asked me some brief questions
    how old are ya?
    18

    WHO ARE YOU?
    JESUS CHRIST

    And so it came to pass that the pure virgin became a martyr to his own sexuality.

    Sean Canavan was cuffed not tackled no. This was an honorable seizure.

    They covered me a pure white robe made of some kind of thick thread.

    And as i stepped into the ambo I looked back and saw a horde of people outside bearing mute witness to my bare ass. yeah funny isnt it?
    ITS NOT FUNNY CAUSE ITS FUNNY
    ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRAGIC AND I STILL HAVEN"T GOTTEN LAID

    SO WHO WANTS TO FUCK?

    NO?!

    You wanna hear another story?
    *walks out of class room laughing manically*
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vorlons in my Head [/i]
    [B]I think pretty much all of B5 was designed in such a way. Races were based on different civilizations so I'm not sure the intent was ever to NOT make it like that. [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah. The Centauri were Roman, the Narn were a composite of a lot of conquered "primitive" peoples, etc. I haven't read much of what Straczynski's said on it, but I never got the impression he intended Babylon 5 to be visionary scifi at all. It was a fairly conventional mixture of historical fiction and modern political commentary.
  • why don't I ever get a reaction when I post somethin like that?
  • Anyway other than the pak'ma ra sex and sheridan and delenn goin at it I can't see it being relevent to human sexuality.
  • HuntSmackerHuntSmacker Firstones Ambassador to Starcraftia
    TBH I have a habit of acting like Mr Garibaldi sometimes, back in the days when I was so obsessed with his character I used to quote him all the time at college. :D
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    I would sometimes give Vorlon like answers to questions just to annoy/confuse people ;)

    Worf
  • Sometimes I actually do purposefully give short answers to people, usually just to mess with them if they've pissed me off a bit. I think of it as going into Vorlon Mode.
  • [QUOTE=Arethusa;156165]Yeah. The Centauri were Roman, the Narn were a composite of a lot of conquered "primitive" peoples, etc. I haven't read much of what Straczynski's said on it, but I never got the impression he intended Babylon 5 to be visionary scifi at all. It was a fairly conventional mixture of historical fiction and modern political commentary.[/QUOTE]


    Now that I think about it, he sort of did what Robert E. Howard did with his Conan stories (I'm talking about the originals. Not the godawful stuff that came about after his suicide), using archetypes and such to create backgrounds for cultures without having to explain it all.
  • I always thought the Centauri were based on Old Russia (note the accents) and I do remember Jerry Doyle commenting that they are. The Narns most likely oppressed muslims haha.

    I'd say the Minbari are a combo of things the old Indian caste system and the British Monarch. The Rangers being knights. Thats best portrayedi in "A Late Delivery From Avalon".

    The Drazi most likely Zulu africa.
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