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Huge Rabbit!
JackN
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:noidea:
Jake
And I do believe that it's real. The magazine wasn't a tabloid, that much I do remember. :) One of the bigger and respected titles, like Hufvudstadsbladet or some such. :)
Anyways, my girlfriend is the bunny-expert and she believes the image is real. German Giant might be the breed's name in English, not sure, but if memory serves that rabbit's breed is a "Belgian Giant" in Finnish. :p I'm not going anywhere further with that.
The point is, that those 'little' bunnies of the breed-in-quoestion can grow to be astonishingly big... I've seen one almost the size of a dog in a pet show. It could easily fill her owner's lap and she had to hold it with both arms. :)
Cwwwwuuuuuuut! ^__^ Kawaiiii!!! Pikachuuuu! Bukkakeeeeeee!
*Ahem*.
Anyways, it just seems that this particular rabbit is a bit oversized specimen. :) Not unheard of in other animal breeds, so why not for a change in the bunny breed that is overtly big to begin with. :)
Belgian Giant:
[img]http://www.kaniyhdistys.com/jatti/belgianjatti.jpg[/img]
[B]It's the Were-Rabbit!!! :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]
Bunnicula? <-- whow, that just jarred an old literary reference from my childhood
Jake
Hey I loved Wallace and Gromits Were rabbit film. :)
Jake
And you want equality when you have the upper hand already? ;)
I mean freeking prostetic arms! IN A FIST!!!!!!
Instead of wobbling the pebble (;)) we need someone else's hands or a dildo of sorts inserted. And most of the time your own fingers aren't long enough, even if you happen to be an enthusiastic G-man. Much, [i]much[/i] less handy than the version women got. :p
Maybe the current fysiology of a man could be used as the final argument about the existence of God.
[b]God[/b]:"[i] Well, since the whole Adam and Eve thing, they're bound to be discriminating and distrustful of women on most things at least for a while. Especially on all things concerning religion.
That being said, there are bound to be all-male monasteries and the like, and since no ordinary human being can remain completely sane in selibacy... Yet we may need religious leaders and scholars for people to look up to... maybe we should give them at least [/i]some[i] chance for sexual satisfaction?
There [/i]is [i]an orifice there - right height too - so maybe we should use that to our advantage?
That should also quite single-handedly thwart any threat of an evolution-based thinking model taking place among men when the people have matured enough to think on their own. I mean [/i] come on[i], what sort of a twisted evolutionary cycle would put an area of satisfaction there for all places? No-one in their right mind would think that to be a useful trait to be passed on as the dominant trait in a species? Sure, they may think that monkeys were a bit gay to begin with, but not even they are going to be [/i]that[i] gay. Surely they must see this as the definitive proof of My existence.[/i]"
[b]Gabriel[/b]:[i]"You absolutely sure they'll come to this conclusion on their own? Not to be disrespectful, there is a beautiful pattern of truth as to what you're saying, but let's face it: Men are bound to misinterpret a lot of things. This may very well be among one of those things. Maybe they'll simply think this to be the work of evolution, so that the species-in-the-making would take some comfort in actually passing on their excrements instead of keeping them bottled in for eventual, grave bodily harm?"[/i]
[b]God[/b]:[i]"You have a valid point there, but we always back up our designs with more subtle pointers: We'll give 'em Pisces"[/i]
[b]Gabriel[/b]:[i]"Pisces, milord?"[/i]
[b]God[/b]:[i]"Naturally. We're going to make them notoriously well-known for their habits to seclude and pray in public toilets."[/i]
[b]Gabriel[/b]:[i]"Milord?"[/i]
[b]God[/b]:[i]"Well, it's all quite simple, really: We'll just send one of your brethren down to the men's bathroom in the West End central subway station in Sussex. There we'll have 'im conjure up a marker and write [/i]"God Loves Gay People. For Heaven on Earth: Just stick it up there and wiggle."[i] on the wall of one of the toilets. Also, have the one you're sending throw in a crude drawing demonstrating the finer points of the whole idea next to the text to make sure they absolutely get it right.
One of the Pisces-in-service is sure to pick up the messsage, see the light and spread the Word to the masses. "[/i]
[b]Gabriel[/b]:[i]"This'll be no doubt one of the less-accepted verses of the Holy Doctrine."[/i]
[b]God[/b]:[i]"Yes, but by the time they actually [/i]have[i] subways in the West End of Sussex they'll have edited The Original Book to resemble more a Donald Duck -comic than the original doctrine. Later on they'll probably go as far as throwing out Donald altogether and replacing him with Mickey, so that the people will be too confused to think about the idea behind it anymore."[/i]
[b]Gabriel[/b]:"[i]So... in essence: A buttfuck for a better world?[/i]"
[b]God[/b]:"[i]Yes[/i]"
[b]Gabriel[/b]:"[i]Jolly good, then.[/i]"
The ol' chap clearly has a sense of humour. :D
(at this point DC is rather releaved that the immense pain in his neck has subsided and maybe, just maybe he'll be able to get some sleep and kill some of his fever that's been kicking in all the day. Not remembering much about this tomorrow, methinks. G'night everybody.)
Someone, lock the topic! I... can't... stop.......
As for the clit, it is a wonderous thing as is the G spot. Then again I would like to be a man for a day and see what thats like. Because most men get aroused easier than most women, so in some ways its kinda easier for them, hence why most women at some point fake orgasms. And apparently 10% of women have never had an orgasm at all.
btw have you heard Eminem's "Fack"? I not heard it yet but apparently he's singing about a Gerbil up his ass lol. Well so my partner tells me, lol. Wanted me to listen to it tonight but I don't want to listen to it right before bed.