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Strange dreams

Talon MistsongTalon Mistsong Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
Ok lets see you amateur psycho-analysts make sense of this one I had last night.

I was in some huge sprawling metropolitan shopping center. I made a wrong turn and found myself inside the back hallways for staff only. Door's locked behind me, and there's no staff around. I start running through identical doors, stairways, halls, getting myself lost. Then all of a sudden I'm attacked by a lion of all things. Finally some staff show up, but they're like "Welcome to nightmare mall, how can I help you?" Then seeing my predicament they immediately say "Thank you for shopping at nightmare mall, have a nice day," and they run off. Thanks for the help guys... Anyway the aforementioned lion's got both my wrists in its mouth. Instead of trying to pull them out I shoved my arms down its throat. Somehow I got on top the beast and planted my knees in its chest and suffocated it. Ok obviously my dream-lions aren't as tough as the real ones.. anyway I got the hell out of there. Finally found my way out of the maze and complained to some suit. His attitude was "I'm soooo sorry to hear you had a bad experience at nightmare mall, perhaps some free coupons would convince you to shop here again?" He even offered a "discount" on replacing my lion-chewed gloves. Real Stepford-Wives stuff.

And that's it. Definately one of the more vivid dreams I've had. Obviously they didn't call the place "nightmare mall", but it fits ;)

Now what it means... either I've been exceptionally uncaring towards my own customers of late, or I've been playing way too much Silent Hill. And No, there were no rusty bloodsoaked hospital gurneys in my dream.. at least that I can recall :eek:

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  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    Had a dream last night that I was working in Boots and there was an armed robbery by a load of old men in their 50s wearing shellsuits. (One had a machette.) I called the Police, who turned up wearing the red and black striped 1996 Manchester City away kit.

    Plenty more where that came from.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    In a nutshell, this dream means. Don't go see Narnia at your local mall.

    that'll be $250 please
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I had a dream I was working, and then some gypsy starts to threaten me with a knife and tries something..

    Then I get sort of pissed off about it and all, and there's these Dark City type vibrations from my forehead and that gypsy turns into bloody pulp. Then I sort of look at the mess for a moment before I claim "neat" and started blowing people up left and right.. only assholes mind you. As in evil people.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    In my dreams (the rare one I remember) I am almost invariably on other planets (Mars for instance) or commanding space fleets.
  • Talon MistsongTalon Mistsong Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Entil'Zha [/i]
    [B]In a nutshell, this dream means. Don't go see Narnia at your local mall.

    that'll be $250 please [/B][/QUOTE]

    Okay... so if the dream lion's Aslan, does that mean my subconscious had a sexchange operation and turned into the evil queen?? Now i'm really terrified.

    And sorry, I already spent that dough on fixing that woman's tail light I broke :)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Re: Strange dreams

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Talon Mistsong [/i]
    [B]I was in some huge sprawling metropolitan shopping center.[/b][/quote]

    You have a shopping centre fetish.

    [quote][b]I made a wrong turn and found myself inside the back hallways for staff only.[/b][/quote]

    You like breaking and entering.

    [quote][b]Door's locked behind me, and there's no staff around. I start running through identical doors, stairways, halls, getting myself lost.[/b][/quote]

    You have a fear of maps, preferring instead to wander around aimlessly even if you get increasingly lost.

    [quote][b]Then all of a sudden I'm attacked by a lion of all things.[/b][/quote]

    You're an evil queen fan. Don't go and see Narnia, it'll just make you depressed when your side loses.

    [quote][b]Finally some staff show up, but they're like "Welcome to nightmare mall, how can I help you?" Then seeing my predicament they immediately say "Thank you for shopping at nightmare mall, have a nice day," and they run off. Thanks for the help guys...[/b][/quote]

    You had a traumatic experience with customer service when you were younger, and now all customer service people have become evil monsters out to... not help you.


    [quote][b]Anyway the aforementioned lion's got both my wrists in its mouth. Instead of trying to pull them out I shoved my arms down its throat. Somehow I got on top the beast and planted my knees in its chest and suffocated it.[/b][/quote]

    You secretly have the magical ability to strangle a lion from the inside out. In future years this will serve you well as you live a lonely existence, going from zoo to zoo, saving people from random lion attacks while desperately seeking to find out who is behind them, and why they chose you to live this life.

    [quote][b]Ok obviously my dream-lions aren't as tough as the real ones..[/b][/quote]

    You're also a wimp. But not to worry, you'll overcome this during your lion-strangling days.

    [quote][b]anyway I got the hell out of there. Finally found my way out of the maze and complained to some suit. His attitude was "I'm soooo sorry to hear you had a bad experience at nightmare mall, perhaps some free coupons would convince you to shop here again?" He even offered a "discount" on replacing my lion-chewed gloves. Real Stepford-Wives stuff. [/B][/QUOTE]

    When you were 4 a suit fell out of the wardrobe and tried to strangle them. Ever since you've been both afraid and suspicious of them, never trusting a suit, nor the person inside.
  • Talon MistsongTalon Mistsong Ranger
    Biggles, exactly what have you been putting in your tank lately?? Normally I'd be surprised that you're the one to silence a thread and not me... but not this time :eek:

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]You're an evil queen fan. Don't go and see Narnia, it'll just make you depressed when your side loses.[/B][/QUOTE]

    Well now that you mention it that petrifying staff of hers was pretty cool. :)

    [QUOTE][B]You're also a wimp. But not to worry, you'll overcome this during your lion-strangling days.[/B][/QUOTE]

    Hey hey hey, bragging is not in my nature, but I have spent the last year whipping my flabby ass into shape. Now my brother who has about 60 pounds over me can't beat me in arm-wrestling anymore. Granted I can't beat him either, ends in a stalemate...

    [QUOTE][B]When you were 4 a suit fell out of the wardrobe and tried to strangle them. Ever since you've been both afraid and suspicious of them, never trusting a suit, nor the person inside.[/B][/QUOTE]

    Hey, after what happened to B5 and it's spinoffs, which of us here actually trusts a 3-piece suit?

    [i]They were a bunch of weasels. They'd go to college and get an MBA, which as far as Bud cared stood for My Bleeding Ass. He liked to say that after his name. Meet your new manager Mr. Gerard Kirkhill, My Bleeding Ass.[/i] - The Abyss novel.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Talon Mistsong [/i]
    [B]Well now that you mention it that petrifying staff of hers was pretty cool. :)[/B][/QUOTE]

    And she looks good too!
  • MartianDustMartianDust Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]In my dreams (the rare one I remember) I am almost invariably on other planets (Mars for instance) or commanding space fleets. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Oh cool! I'd love to dream about Mars or some other planets besides this one, lol.

    I tend to dream of travelling but only on Earth. And I have alot of dreams of the sea for some reason.

    The last horrible dream I had was one where my daughter had swallowed a toothbrush. Quite scarey!
    Explaination: I do worry incase she will choke on something. She nearly did once with a bit of plastic. Actually had to tip her upside down. Was awful! :(

    Marisa :)
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Children like to attempt to eat and/or inhale many things that aren't food or air. It's part of what they do ;)
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Oh, so Sanfam does not consider water appropriate to ingest? :D
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Me ingest Dihydrogen monoxide? What are you, crazy?
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    That stuff is lethal in sufficient quantities!
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