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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]hey RC...Greens still winning.

    3nd year running baby! plurple needs over 200 votes in the next 18 days in order to win. :D

    MUAHAHAHA!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

    No, that isn't a license to spam the boards. :)
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Aw. You spoil all the fun Biggles :)

    However, a new Purple cruiser has come into service - it dwarfs even the largest enemy vessel.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Unfortulately even size cannot compensate for its *cough*other disadvantages...:D
  • The Forum Bunny Has Chosen his/her color! All will now fall in line with the Bunny! :)
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by rhett [/i]
    [B]Unfortulately even size cannot compensate for its *cough*other disadvantages...:D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Speak for your self.

    Konrad: :D

    Long live Purple!
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]FSCKING SPEARMEN!

    A part of me dies every time I lose a tank to one. :( [/B][/QUOTE]

    Indeed.

    Spearmen are all over the place, and always seem to live. That whole not dying thing confuses me like little else can.
  • Alas, Sid Meier has promised us [i]Civ[/i] fans that there will be no more "spearmen beating tanks" in [i]Civilization IV[/i]. There is hope yet...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    But what if I take on a tank with my 100 spearmen from all sides? Surely, they'd at least be capable then!
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    Run em over! :D

    As for green... ahhh I don't give a *#@¢...

    :shadow1:
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    That seems simple to solve: damage absorbsion level higher then spearman damage level. And remember the PURPLE!
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]But what if I take on a tank with my 100 spearmen from all sides? Surely, they'd at least be capable then! [/B][/QUOTE]Aside from the fact that Spearmen would think a tank some sort of weapon of the gods, I somehow doubt their bronze spears would pierce a tank's armor. :p
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    You forget the stupidity of the tank operators: shove a spear down the barrels and then the tank fires. Got to do some damage. ;)


    ( purple )
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Tank operators have to see somehow. That means holes in the armour somewhere. :) Not to mention jamming spears in joints. :D
  • MundaneMundane Elite Ranger
    lovely thread
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Indeed. People love purple, thus why all firstones threads are lovely! :D
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Konrad [/i]
    [B]The Forum Bunny Has Chosen his/her color! All will now fall in line with the Bunny! :) [/B][/QUOTE]

    And this time, not even the holy hand grenade can stop him!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    We need the Purple Panda now! :D
  • Erm, I'm inclined to believe the spear would just be forced out of the barrel, and that, more importantly, a spearman wouldn't know how to confront a tank anyways. :p
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Well, when you talk of spearmen vs tanks it makes you wonder how the worlds militaries would ever deal with an alien invastion!


    Speaking of which, THE LLORT ARE COMING! They have allied with the purple and g-r-e-e-n aardvarks and prepare for an invasion even as I post!
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Erm, I'm inclined to believe the spear would just be forced out of the barrel, and that, more importantly, a spearman wouldn't know how to confront a tank anyways. :p [/B][/QUOTE]

    You're thinking about it wrong. If the spearman attacks, he'll most certainly lose. HOWEVER, if the spearman is attacked, that's a whole 'nother ballgame! That shield can deflect even the fastest moving non-bullet projectiles. And once the tank is being reloaded, the spearman shoves his weapon of terror down the barrel and stabs the gunner. Think about it, and it makes sense. Sort of. Thankfully, they fixed this design error when mechanized infantry came to be, as many a tank commander were losing to the never ending onslaught of guys with spears and wooden shields.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    I think the better way of explaining it would be:

    If the spearman is Purple, he will use a purple spear of power which will impale the tank.

    If the spearman is g-r-e-e-n, he will simply fail.

    Enough said :D
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    No see, the *color that must not be named* spearman would be the only one stupid enough to attack a tank head on (and be slaughtered mercilessly of course). The green spearman would wait until the tank operators went to sleep, then silently creep down, kill them, and take the tank.
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    no comment. :rolleyes:

    :shadow1:
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    You will eventually understand...:vorlon:
  • Actually, more likely, the plurple spearman would be gunned down at 800 yards.

    the green spearman would use the surroundings to his advantage, then get on the take and kill the operators, this taking the tank and wipeing out the rest of the enemy forces.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Basically I think the conclusion is that green would kick the shit out of that other color.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Purple spearmen would always win!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Something makes me believe that is blind optimism. Green has the numerical and technilogical advantage.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    That you believe that gre_en has any advantage over purple just goes to show how good purple's propaganda campaign is working!
  • Or perhaps our propoganda campaigns have made you believe that your propoganda campagins have been successful. :D
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