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This person is the worst driver ever.

This is spreading through different forums like wild fire and its definitly worth a look.

[URL=http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=658311&page=1&pp=25]DWI: Driving While an Idiot[/URL]


Check page 12 for a hilarious flash animation on the subject.

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  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    I only read the first page of posts, but I don't find any humor in this, since I have had an occasion where my accelreator cable as broken and stuck in high rpm. I freaked out myself, and just had barely enough response to turn off the key in mid stride.

    It's not a fun situation to be in the middle of the fucking road with the engine going into warp speed out of your control.

    If there really is a recall, he should be exhonorated.

    :(
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I'm not sure what I'd do if my accelerator got stuck somehow while I was driving (apart from freak out). I would hope I'd have enough sense to push the clutch in and brake, but I'm not sure I would. Just one more reason why I prefer to drive manual cars...

    I have to admit, though, that that car looks very much like a boy racer car, and they arn't the best of drivers in my experience. But when your car breaks while moving fast, everyone's in the same boat car.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]everyone's in the same boat car. [/B][/QUOTE]You can hardly blame him for getting into an accident, with that many people along to distract him.
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    well, Ill sum it up for you then...

    The reason he is an idiot, is he is a 16 year old kid, who was speeding to begin with. The throttle on his car does have a recall on it, however, as evidence by other people with the same car, it gets stuck, not continue to accelerate, meaning it got stuck at the speed at which he was driving (considering the damage about 65-75mph).

    Other people who know the area have since come and photographed the scene, given us a drive by video of the road. He was going to fast to make the turn to the right which would have saved himself and the car.

    Its really just the story of a stupid kid, driving a car he has no business driving. It had way too much horsepower for a 16 year old boy to drive.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    The gist of this thread is...

    the kid was in two previous accidents, one was possibly acceptable as not at fault, the other involved him tailgating an excursion.

    He was driving a stick shift Subaru WRX, and says that, while driving 30 down a residential streed in third gear, the throttle got stuck wide-open and he flew uncontrollably into this person's house. At the same time, he claims he tried to turn away and avoid it, however, the forum visitors cited evidence disproving that claim, as he clearly went straight into the house.

    The problem is...(confirmed by my roomate who has the same car) the car itself would have been at just about 1050 RPM in third gear at 30 mph. Those engines lug like mad, and to go wide-open throttle would have meant bogging it down for countless seconds (no formal counts, but think 15 seconds to get to 80). During that time, he claims he couldn't think of anything to do not to crash, however...it would have taken 10-15 seconds to even get close to the house, and in that time, could have steered himself down the street. Estimated distances from when his car went wide-open to collision are 770-ish feet, I believe. In addition to this, he claims the turbo "engaged" the moment the throttle got stuck, which is contrary to the way turbos work (especially on that car :D). Were he running 2500+ RPM, then it would be a reasonable situation.

    Once it hit the house, he says it got un-stuck, so it's not a problem with the cable breaking. Rather, to get it stuck at wide-open throttle with the symptoms he described, he would have to be running wide-open throttle, which at the gear he suggested would be bogging like mad.

    So, general concensus is, he's entirely at fault for driving too damned fast on a residential road, not the car or the road or the house for being in his way.

    There's also some fun pictures in the thread. :D

    Jack: That can suck quite a bit. One of my friends had his RX-7 accidentially break its throttle return spring last year in a parking lot as he was pulling out, and almost hit another (parked) car while trying to figure out what was going on. Needless, it was an interesting week for him.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    So, as I thought from the car, a boy racer.
    I hate boy racers.
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Woot! I made Sanfam's sig.
  • The asshole claims one of his prior accidents was the result of a puddle and his turbo kicking in at 12mph. Plus I think other owners have said that the recall is related to the cruise control.
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]So, as I thought from the car, a boy racer.
    I hate boy racers. [/B][/QUOTE] Same here. I hate the damn things even more than the hundreds of luxury SUVs and pickups that are running around here, particularly since the brats who drive 'em WILL drive like idiots if they can get away with it (and they usually do, since we don't have anywhere near the number of cops needed to catch the little s**ts:mad: ).
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    We have some quite nice anti-boy-racer laws here now after they started getting out of control a year or so ago. The police can impound any car permantly if it's seen doing boy racer things like drag racing. The driver can also lose their license.
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lennier [/i]
    [B]The asshole claims one of his prior accidents was the result of a puddle and his turbo kicking in at 12mph. [/B][/QUOTE]

    LMAO

    If his turbo kicked in at 12mph, he would've had to be hitting some serious rpms. :P Now what does that tell you? ;)

    That little ricer shit should have his ass thrown in jail for a few months, and have to pay for EVERYTHING out of his own pocket. I'd suggest having him repair the damage he did, but knowing how he is, he'd intentionally screw things up. With three accidents in three months on his record, he'll be lucky to even get insurance let alone another driver's license (which I'm sure is revoked by the state by now).
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Hmmm... funny as I have the same car. I can't understand why even if the gas got stuck he couldn't stop the car. Never heard of the car having that problem. Its instinct on a manual car. You press the brake and clutch in at the same time effectively disconnecting the engine. Even a rookie driver will know to do this as its the only way you can drive a manual car.
    Going 30mph in 3rd gear? B.S. the rpm rate will be at the low 1000's. Even flooring the gas the car would struggle slowly to gain speed starting from such a heavy gear. The turbo kicking in? No way, the turbo doesn't kick in hard on that car until it reaches nearly 5000rpm. Basically you need to be driving it hard for that (redline is just over 6K).
    Problem is simple, daddy bought his boy too fast a car.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by An ex-Squid [/i]
    [B]Same here. I hate the damn things even more than the hundreds of luxury SUVs and pickups that are running around here, particularly since the brats who drive 'em WILL drive like idiots if they can get away with it (and they usually do, since we don't have anywhere near the number of cops needed to catch the little s**ts:mad: ). [/B][/QUOTE]

    Don't worry SUV drivers do almost equally stupid things:
    [url]http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2004/Jun/29/ln/ln22a.html[/url]

    Another note on the WRX. The brakes on that car are REALLY powerfull and they WILL overpower a wide open throttle quite easily.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    his turbo didn't kick in, it "engaged" ;-)

    sheesh. He acts like it's a supercharger or something.

    Oh, he also claims he worked three (I think) jobs to buy the car, and has spent his entire life thus far on the vehicle(s, possibly) he's owned and wrecked, and paid for them himself. He also explicitly states that he doesn't have friends, and he changed his position on why he was driving on that street, anyhow (a friend just happened to be playing basketball on that sidestreet, who later it turns out wasn't a friend, but a casual acquaintance).
  • PJHPJH The Lovely Thing
    Without reading the whole thread.... why the hell did he not push the clutch and brake!?!?!? DUH!?

    - PJH
  • PJHPJH The Lovely Thing
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vorlons in my Head [/i]
    [B]Hmmm... funny as I have the same car. I can't understand why even if the gas got stuck he couldn't stop the car. Never heard of the car having that problem. Its instinct on a manual car. You press the brake and clutch in at the same time effectively disconnecting the engine. Even a rookie driver will know to do this as its the only way you can drive a manual car.[/b][/quote]

    Yeah, exactly. Even the dumbest should do it automatically without even thinking when something like that happens.

    - PJH
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    There's dumb, there's really dumb, and then there's downright [I]stupid[/I]...:D

    VIH: True, but have you ever seen SUVs weave in and out of traffic and cutting right in front of trucks and buses (as in within less than one foot from the front bumper or left fender) while traveling more than 20 mph faster than the surrounding traffic (which is often moving faster than 40 mph) several times a day? At least the SUV drivers around here are more likely to only get [U]themselves[/U] into an accident; these friggin' boy racers (or "fanboy/wannabe"racers, if ya know what I mean;) ) are far more likely to get into a pileup with other drivers (unfortunately, that usually [I]isn't[/I] likely to result in said racer's vehicle becoming a fancy truck/bus bumper or hood ornament, though I'm sure there are a lot of folks who wish it were otherwise...:D ).
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Jesus christ. You folks would drop into a fetal position and cry if you saw the Belt Parkway...

    People regularly perform blind four lane changes at Limit+30/40 using clearly unstable vehicles. It's absolutely insane. Every time I'm driving there, I fear for my damned life, because I'm worried someone is going to miss by an inch or two. I don't get why people feel comfortable doing this sort of thing, especially in a vehicle which has 10-25 degree blind spots on their rear quarters...
  • Alpha-1Alpha-1 Elite Ranger Germany
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SpiritOne [/i]
    [B]It had way too much horsepower for a 16 year old boy to drive. [/B][/QUOTE]

    you can drive cars in the usa with the year of 16?!?

    here in germany you must be 18 before you can make a driving license and drive a car.....
  • Alpha-1Alpha-1 Elite Ranger Germany
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]So, as I thought from the car, a boy racer.
    I hate boy racers. [/B][/QUOTE]
    i hate em too :)
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    In most states you can get a temporary liscence at 16 (you just arent allowed to drive between midnight and 5 here in CA).
  • He was also in 2 other rather expensive accidents in the past year witht he most recent being 3 months ago.

    The dude got written a ticket for "failure to maintain control of a motor vehicle". When I got run off the road and got stuck in the ditch a little over a year ago because the bus coming at me took the corner too fast and was in my lane(about 4 feet into my lane), the State Trooper that responded wrote me the same ticket and I live in VA like him too and that is considered "wreckless driving" and you lose 6 points on your license, I was like wtf we he wrote that on me and the county cop was looking at the Trooper like wtf. At least the judge I went before in court had some common sense and through my case out. This dude is screwed though since he had way more than enough time to react if his story is anywhere close to true.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Here in NZ you can get a learner's license at 16 (or it could be 15, I can't quite remember). To get it you have to sit a written and oral test on the road code (really simple, just learn the road code and answer sensibly and you'll be fine). You then have to spend either 6 months learning with someone with a license or 3 months learning with a trained driving instructor, after which you sit a practical test to get your restricted license. If you pass that you get a restricted license for a year, on which you can't drive between 10pm and 6am and you can't carry any passengers, unless someone over 21 who has had a full license for more than 2 years sits in the front passenger seat. After this period you sit another practical test to get your full license.
  • I really do think the process here to get a license is really too easy.
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Haha, you think getting a license there is easy? Here all you have to do is swear you know how to drive, pay for the license and you can drive. No tests, no nothing. If you got the (rather insignifigant amount of) cash, you get a license.
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    Sanfam: It's the same way on the streets and on I-40 and I-25 here in Albuquerque; the SUV drivers here just don't get that close when they do pull a lane change (don't ask me how; I sure as hell can't figure that out, especially since traffic is just as bad here as it is anywhere else).

    Biggles: we've got similar requirements here in New Mexico. Trouble is, there's no practical way to enforce those requirements (not enough cops, for one thing) nor are there many parents who really seem to care if their kids [I]do[/I] know how to drive safely (no surprise there, since most adults here don't seem able to drive worth a damn anyway).
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    We have the problem where while they may know how to drive safely and do so for the test, that doesn't mean they will once they have their license. The compulsory breath testing scheme does help a bit with enforement though, as the police can request to see a license at that time. Indeed, they can pull you over and ask to see your license at any time they like, since it's illegal to drive without it and it has a photo on it. However, there arn't enough police around to just drive around pulling over young-looking drivers.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Biggles, sounds exactly like here in CA.
  • I've yet to get my license for various reasons, so I generally leech off of people who aren't allowed to have me in their car (often beyond midnight, when they can't legally drive, to boot); we've yet to get caught. Just last night we were driving through the center of town at 1:30 AM, blaring the Office Space soundtrack on our way to Cumberland Farms to buy some snacks, and passed at least two cops without incident.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    On the topic of this racing stuff...

    Anybody played Need for Speed: Underground 2?

    Holy moly...I love it! Me and a friend somehow blew away 8 hours of last minute project time by opening it up and...just...mindlessly enjoying ourselves for hours trying to beat the other racers, upgrading our car and slowly building a collection :D

    I'd never really thought much of NSF:Underground 1...but this one is just fantastic. It's so damned fun. go play it.
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