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[quote]Porn to Run!
Porn and politics bump and grind synergistically in an erotic flick benefiting the Kerry campaign.
With the hotly contested election looming, nothing brings our country together like pornography. At least that's the theory behind Fahrenheit 69: The Porn for Kerry DVD.
A group of Ivy League grads, appalled by the prospect of four more years of Bush, seized the opportunity to meld their passions for business, politics and porn into Porn for Progress. The crew, led by Executive Director "Dick Tater," a 23-year-old Wharton biz-school alum, spent two months creating this full-length film, which retails for $19.99.
Tater declined to release specifics on sales, other than to say they're better on the East Coast, where the project has gotten more publicity (he says 10 tapes have been shipped to Oregon ZIP codes).
The action in Fahrenheit 69 is not simulated, according to Tater, who insists that the characters and situations are fictional--any resemblance to real life is coincidental, as seen by the scene descriptions he provided:
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On a secretive mission to Abu Garrabe [sic] Prison, Secretary of Defense Donnie Cumsfeld meets soldier Lyndie Dickland to learn the truth behind the abuse. But Donnie is in over his head when the leash is put on him!
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Jorge Bush thought this hot-tub business meeting with King Fakh of Sexy Alabia would be, well, all business. But His Highness always knows how to entertain guests with his personal squad of sex minions. A hilarious take on the dangers of Middle East oil dependency.
* First daughter Jenteal Bush has got bigger problems than alcoholism when a group of sexy Homeland Security agents raid her sorority house! The right's moral hypocrisy is exposed in uproarious, amazingly hot fashion.
Figuring that contributing smut money directly to Kerry might not be appreciated, Porn for Progress instead is funneling proceeds from pre-election sales to undisclosed groups working to beat Bush. After the polls close, Porn for Progress becomes a profit-driven enterprise intent on becoming the Ben & Jerry's of erotica. "We make politically conscious porn," Tater says. "We want to make you think before you blow your load. [/quote]
Porn and politics bump and grind synergistically in an erotic flick benefiting the Kerry campaign.
With the hotly contested election looming, nothing brings our country together like pornography. At least that's the theory behind Fahrenheit 69: The Porn for Kerry DVD.
A group of Ivy League grads, appalled by the prospect of four more years of Bush, seized the opportunity to meld their passions for business, politics and porn into Porn for Progress. The crew, led by Executive Director "Dick Tater," a 23-year-old Wharton biz-school alum, spent two months creating this full-length film, which retails for $19.99.
Tater declined to release specifics on sales, other than to say they're better on the East Coast, where the project has gotten more publicity (he says 10 tapes have been shipped to Oregon ZIP codes).
The action in Fahrenheit 69 is not simulated, according to Tater, who insists that the characters and situations are fictional--any resemblance to real life is coincidental, as seen by the scene descriptions he provided:
*
On a secretive mission to Abu Garrabe [sic] Prison, Secretary of Defense Donnie Cumsfeld meets soldier Lyndie Dickland to learn the truth behind the abuse. But Donnie is in over his head when the leash is put on him!
*
Jorge Bush thought this hot-tub business meeting with King Fakh of Sexy Alabia would be, well, all business. But His Highness always knows how to entertain guests with his personal squad of sex minions. A hilarious take on the dangers of Middle East oil dependency.
* First daughter Jenteal Bush has got bigger problems than alcoholism when a group of sexy Homeland Security agents raid her sorority house! The right's moral hypocrisy is exposed in uproarious, amazingly hot fashion.
Figuring that contributing smut money directly to Kerry might not be appreciated, Porn for Progress instead is funneling proceeds from pre-election sales to undisclosed groups working to beat Bush. After the polls close, Porn for Progress becomes a profit-driven enterprise intent on becoming the Ben & Jerry's of erotica. "We make politically conscious porn," Tater says. "We want to make you think before you blow your load. [/quote]
Comments
Absolutly classic
[B]I fail to see how this is condusive to Kerry winning? [/B][/QUOTE]
They are supposedly funneling the money from sales to groups airing anti-Bush ads.
"Figuring that contributing smut money directly to Kerry might not be appreciated, Porn for Progress instead is funneling proceeds from pre-election sales to undisclosed groups working to beat Bush. After the polls close, Porn for Progress becomes a profit-driven enterprise intent on becoming the Ben & Jerry's of erotica. "We make politically conscious porn," Tater says. "We want to make you think before you blow your load."
Bush already has a near non-existant advertising campaign....Kerry has commercials every break. but I've only seen one Bush ad thus far.
and all of Kerry's are flat out lies. So...heh. :D
Bush will win, at least he'd better or this country is in alot more trouble than it already is.
[B]ah...well....thats stupid....
Bush already has a near non-existant advertising campaign....Kerry has commercials every break. but I've only seen one Bush ad thus far.
and all of Kerry's are flat out lies. So...heh. :D
Bush will win, at least he'd better or this country is in alot more trouble than it already is. [/B][/QUOTE]
Where do you live? here in Maine, which is like part of kerry's strong New England states, it's almost all Bush ads, Every other damn commercial is "I'm George Bush, And I approved this crap"
We have ads for the senate run, but nothing for Pres.
And I live in MD outside DC. We are in very secure Kerry land here - no side has any reason to spend money here.
[B]ah...well....thats stupid....
Bush already has a near non-existant advertising campaign....Kerry has commercials every break. but I've only seen one Bush ad thus far.
and all of Kerry's are flat out lies. So...heh. :D
Bush will win, at least he'd better or this country is in alot more trouble than it already is. [/B][/QUOTE]
Evidently you don't watch CNN much. Theres a bush ad there atleast three or four times in an hour.
btw, this is also a mockery of Bush's so-called "Protection from Pornography" Week. ;)