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A2597's WTF moment of Friday, July 22

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/07/21/military.perks.reut/index.html[/url]

Military offering....breast implants, and other cosmetic plastic surgery to all people in uniform.

[b][i]WTF!?!!!?[/i][/b]
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  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Nice. :eek: :D
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    I concur, and up you with:

    No me chingues!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    What happens if they end up "over balancing" their soldiers?
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    July 22nd is a Thursday.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    I could see how soldiers with boobs could be frightening to an enemy... :p
  • I suppose a 100-pound backpack would counter-balance what would normally be a back-straining load fairly well. :D

    I don't know how many people would be interested, however... "These surgeons need someone to practice on."
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Ah well... yes.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    See Thats what they are wasting all the money on!!!
  • How is money being wasted? Surgeons are being trained, people are getting plastic surgery for free.
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    Umm....its Thursday dude.
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vertigo1 [/i]
    [B]Umm....its Thursday dude. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Indeed. That was [i]my[/i] WTF moment of the day. ;)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Does that mean that this thread has come from a year in the future?
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Does that mean that this thread has come from a year in the future? [/B][/QUOTE]

    indeed:cool:
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vertigo1 [/i]
    [B]Umm....its Thursday dude. [/B][/QUOTE]

    wishful thinking, sorry... :D
  • Hmmm...

    This opens up for some interesting sceneries on CNN...

    Just imagine; "Invasion of Iraq, the swimsuit edition"

    And yes; I am a newbie... :-)
  • Welcome to the forums, mate! Beer's in the fridge, and the nuts are all over the place.

    Wanted to say that for so long. :D
  • Thanks!

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Welcome to the forums, mate! Beer's in the fridge, and the nuts are all over the place.

    Wanted to say that for so long. :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Don't mention it :D
    :shadow1:
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vertigo1 [/i]
    [B]Umm....its Thursday dude. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Wait a minute.

    I say this back at the beginning and everyone ignores me.

    Vertigo says it down toward the end and everyone pays attention...


    :shadow2: :rolleyes: :shadow1:
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    Goes to show. Its not what you say, its how you say it.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Re: Hmmm...

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Demolished Man [/i]
    [B]This opens up for some interesting sceneries on CNN...

    Just imagine; "Invasion of Iraq, the swimsuit edition"

    And yes; I am a newbie... :-) [/B][/QUOTE]

    Join my Quest for Global Domination and get free beer.

    Welcome to the forums.
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    Has anyone heard from Random Chaos lately? He never seems to post anymore.
  • Thanks!

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]Join my Quest for Global Domination and get free beer.

    [/B][/QUOTE]

    Wheee! Freee Beer!!

    Where do I sign up!?

    :shadow1:
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bobo [/i]
    [B]Has anyone heard from Random Chaos lately? He never seems to post anymore. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Last I heard he was at home on (shudder) dialup. ;)
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Last I heard he was at home on (shudder) dialup. ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    Di-al-up??.... whats this Dialup you speak of?
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    Good God, now I [I]have [/I] seen everything...:eek:

    I knew they were doing reconstructive surgery (including breast reconstruction for mastectomy patients) as well as plastic surgery for those who'd lost some tonnage;) , but plain old "boob jobs"? Man, I'm surprised the feminists aren't all over this one...:p

    the_exile: that "counterbalancing" effect would only work with the "real thing":D ; implants aren't that heavy.;)
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    "... he ain't heavy... he's my brother..."

    DOH!!!

    :p
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]Wait a minute.

    I say this back at the beginning and everyone ignores me.

    Vertigo says it down toward the end and everyone pays attention...


    :shadow2: :rolleyes: :shadow1: [/B][/QUOTE]

    His Avatar rocks. ;)
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    [IMG]http://www.kolumbus.fi/ganymede/newb.jpg[/IMG]

    :D

    Welcome to Firstones, Demolished Man!
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Somewhat related offtopic:

    Just watched Full Metal Yakuza. Damn. I'd like some of those improvements. ;)

    hehe.

    Oh yea, Secret Window is good movie too, one of the best based on Stephen Kings stories.. (Finishing Dark Tower IV now.. pity no money for the rest just yet. The agony! )
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by CurZ [/i]
    [B][IMG]http://www.kolumbus.fi/ganymede/newb.jpg[/IMG]

    :D

    Welcome to Firstones, Demolished Man! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Thanks man/woman!! :D

    :shadow1:
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