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The English-to-12-year-old AOLer translator.
David of Mac
Elite RangerCa
in Zocalo v2.0
[url]http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html[/url]
THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT PUR3 CRAP A 12-YEAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET1111!!1! WTF
Yes, you too can write like [b]Captian,Simmonds[/b], with the help of electronic aids!
You know, it's kinda fun. Guess which Babylon 5 episode this famous speech came from:
[quote]THIS IS CAPTANE O SHARIDAN1!1!1 WTF W3 R H3RE ON TEH AUTHORITY OF A MULTI PLAENTARY FORCE TAHT CAN NO LONGER STAND BY AND WATCH ONE OF THEYRE GR3AETST ALEIS FALNG IN2 DARKNES AND D3SPARE11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL W3 R HER3 ON BHALF ON DA THOUSANDS OF CIVILIANS MURDER3D UNDER TEH CURENT ADMINISTRATION WHO HAEV NO 3LSE 2 SP3AK FOR THAM AND ON BHALF OF DA 3ARTH FORCE UNITS TAHT HAEV JOIEND US 2 OPOS3 DA TERNARY TAHT HAS DARKEN3D 3ARTH EV3R SINCE PR3SIEDNT SANTIAGO WAS ASASINAETD THRE YEARS AGO11!!1 WTF W3 R HER3 2 PLAEC PR3SIEDNT CLARK UND3R AREST 2 DISBAND NIGHTWATCH AND R3TURN OUR GOVERNMANT 2 TEH HANDS OF HAR PAOPLE1!1! OMG WTF LOL WA KNOW TAHT MANY IN DA GOV3RNM3NT HAEV WANTED 2 ACT BUT HAEV BAN INTIMIDAETD BY THR3ATS OF RATALIATION AGANEST UR FMILEIS UR FREINDS111!!1 OMG WTF U R NOT ALON3 ANYMORE11!111!1 W3 CAL UPON U 2 RIES UP AND DO WUT RIGHT11!!1!1 OMG WTF WE HAEV DRAWN THERE FORCAS AWAY FROM AARTH AND DISABL3D THEM!!!11!1! OMG DA TIEM 2 ACT IS NOW11!111! OMG THIS IS NOT TEH VOIEC OF TREASON!1!11 WTF LOL THIS R UR SONS UR DAUGHTERS WHOSE LOYALTEIS HAEV NEVER WAEVRED WHOS3 BLEIFS IN THIS ALIANCE HAS FORCES US 2 TAEK EXTRAORDINARY MEANS FOR JUSTIEC FOR PEAEC FOR TEH FUTUR31!!!11!1 WE HAEV COM3 HOMA!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL[/quote]
THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT PUR3 CRAP A 12-YEAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET1111!!1! WTF
Yes, you too can write like [b]Captian,Simmonds[/b], with the help of electronic aids!
You know, it's kinda fun. Guess which Babylon 5 episode this famous speech came from:
[quote]THIS IS CAPTANE O SHARIDAN1!1!1 WTF W3 R H3RE ON TEH AUTHORITY OF A MULTI PLAENTARY FORCE TAHT CAN NO LONGER STAND BY AND WATCH ONE OF THEYRE GR3AETST ALEIS FALNG IN2 DARKNES AND D3SPARE11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL W3 R HER3 ON BHALF ON DA THOUSANDS OF CIVILIANS MURDER3D UNDER TEH CURENT ADMINISTRATION WHO HAEV NO 3LSE 2 SP3AK FOR THAM AND ON BHALF OF DA 3ARTH FORCE UNITS TAHT HAEV JOIEND US 2 OPOS3 DA TERNARY TAHT HAS DARKEN3D 3ARTH EV3R SINCE PR3SIEDNT SANTIAGO WAS ASASINAETD THRE YEARS AGO11!!1 WTF W3 R HER3 2 PLAEC PR3SIEDNT CLARK UND3R AREST 2 DISBAND NIGHTWATCH AND R3TURN OUR GOVERNMANT 2 TEH HANDS OF HAR PAOPLE1!1! OMG WTF LOL WA KNOW TAHT MANY IN DA GOV3RNM3NT HAEV WANTED 2 ACT BUT HAEV BAN INTIMIDAETD BY THR3ATS OF RATALIATION AGANEST UR FMILEIS UR FREINDS111!!1 OMG WTF U R NOT ALON3 ANYMORE11!111!1 W3 CAL UPON U 2 RIES UP AND DO WUT RIGHT11!!1!1 OMG WTF WE HAEV DRAWN THERE FORCAS AWAY FROM AARTH AND DISABL3D THEM!!!11!1! OMG DA TIEM 2 ACT IS NOW11!111! OMG THIS IS NOT TEH VOIEC OF TREASON!1!11 WTF LOL THIS R UR SONS UR DAUGHTERS WHOSE LOYALTEIS HAEV NEVER WAEVRED WHOS3 BLEIFS IN THIS ALIANCE HAS FORCES US 2 TAEK EXTRAORDINARY MEANS FOR JUSTIEC FOR PEAEC FOR TEH FUTUR31!!!11!1 WE HAEV COM3 HOMA!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL[/quote]
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Let me put this into words you can understand
WOW TAHTS BEN THRE POSTS STAERD B/C OF ME!!1!1!!1111111!1!1!111!1!!!11111! LOL
we need a translator one though, that works in reverse...
Holy crap, just using that gives me the chills. Talking to Simmonds is disturbing enough... being him is just too much.
[B]I'm 16 you bastards, not 12. [/B][/QUOTE]
Right you are.
(And Simmonds, that was [URL=http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm]sarcasm[/URL] :))
jep, he shore nuff does.:D
[COLOR=limegreen]Jung? Lbh pna ernq guvf? Qnza, V arrq n orggre pelcgb nytbevguz.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=limegreen]Jung? Lbh pna ernq guvf? Qnza, V arrq n orggre pelcgb nytbevguz.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]
Lrf V guvax lbh qb Wbua!
Hmmm.... Interesting. I could have some fun with this.....
-Zoltan
Honestly, this short hand stuff might be fine while online for some. However, if I have anything to say about it and it shows up in my work environment those people will find themselves unemployed faster than they can type "WTF."
[B]All Your Base Are Belong To Us?
Honestly, this short hand stuff might be fine while online for some. However, if I have anything to say about it and it shows up in my work environment those people will find themselves unemployed faster than they can type "WTF." [/B][/QUOTE]
AL UR BAES R BLONG 2 US!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL
[QUOTE]I have talked to teachers who have receaved papers (from grade school - high school) that is in nethand or 133t, or both. The kinder ones hand the papers back to be redone, the mean evil teachers just give them a 0 ::evil::[/QUOTE]
lol, I am fluent in 1337 and use it to excess, but I also am rather good at English... but it would be amusing to try that, because my teacher is a geek. :D
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haha
[B]My bad [/B][/QUOTE]
Dot Dot Dot
;)
WE TEH PEOPL3 OF DA UNIETD STAETS IN ORDER 2 FORM A MOR3 PERFECT UNION ASTABLISH JUSTIEC INSUR3 DOM3STIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR DA COMON DAFANC3 PROMOT3 DA GENARAL WELFAER AND S3CURE DA BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURS3LVAS AND OUR POSTARITY DO ORDANE AND ASTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR DA UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA
1!1!!1 OMG LOL[/quote]
Scary
[B]Scary [/B][/QUOTE]
Indeed.
WHETHER TIS NOBL3R IN TEH MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNA
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG AND THAM 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORA AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 TEH HAART-ACH3 AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS H3IR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
DEVOUTLY 2 B WISHD1!1!!1!1 OMG WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DREM AEY THEIR DA RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF D3ATH WUT DR3MS MAY COME
WHEN WE HAEV SHUFLAD OF THIS MORTAL COIL1
MUST GIEV US PAUSE!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR DA RESP3CT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF DA OPR3SORS WRONG DA PROUD MANS DA PANGS OF DISPRIZD LOVA TEH LAWS DA INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHAN H3 HIMS3LF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!!!?? LOL WHO WUD FARDLES BAR67
2 GRUNT AND SW3AT UND3R A WEARY LIEF -
BUT TAHT DA DR3AD OF SOMATHNG AFTER TEH UNDISCOV3R3D COUNTRY FROM WHOSA BOURN8
NO TRAEVLAR R3TURNS PUZL3S DA WIL
AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS W3 HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTHERS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
THUS1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL CONSCEINC3 DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS DA NATIEV HUE OF RESOLUTION
IS SIKLEID OER WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND ENTARPRIESS OF GREAT PITCH AND WIT THIS REGARD THERE CURENTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSE DA NMA OF ACTION.!111!1!!1!!1 OMG WTF[/QUOTE]
::shivers:: The bard is rolling over in his grave.
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