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New keyboard cures cancer, summons jesus, and potty trains dog!

A2597A2597 Fanboy
in Zocalo v2.0
[url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000050ZRM/ref%3Dnosim/techbargainscom/103-5127095-5203863[/url]

BEST DEAL EVER!!!! (read the reviews for proof!)

Comments

  • LogicSequenceLogicSequence Elite Ranger
    PEHHHHHHHH
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    More like Meh!
  • El-DiabloEl-Diablo Ranger
    Great!
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    Jesus is awesome guess hes making his debut for the 21st century in a keyboard very interesting.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I allready got one!
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    I've got two!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    fancy that...........its a keyboard..........
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    Not just any keyboard, a $1,000,000.00 keyboard. Yes, one [i]million[/i] dollars! It gotta do somethin'.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I'll pass thanks
  • mambo_mordenmambo_morden Earthforce Officer
    [QUOTE]This keyboard almost makes the cut, but has several major flaws. The price is just right, and I am OK with selling my house, car, and family to afford the down payment. But it really started to annoy me after my first week of owning it. You see, the product description fails to mention that this keyboard comes with 4 crates of midgets, all of which annoyingly ask for food and water. It is hard to keep them in their crates, and it is near impossible keeping track of all 87 of them. The functionality of the keyboard isn't very good either. Have you every tried typing while a midget is chewing on your knee? It gets fairly distracting. In other words, it would be worth the $1,000,000 price tag if it weren't for the midgets, but as it is now, I won't recommend it. [/QUOTE]

    the reviews are the greatest!
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    Hmmm, something is suspicious. You can get them used at $14.78. What causes the depreciation? Does the dog not stay potty trained? Does the cancer come back? Is the softserve ice-cream the kind that leaves a coat on your tongue?

    It almost sounds too good to be true.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bobo [/i]
    [B]Hmmm, something is suspicious. You can get them used at $14.78. What causes the depreciation?[/B][/QUOTE]

    Well...

    Like Windows XP, once you've registered it, you can only call Jesus so many times before it runs out....

    :p
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    ...This is even sadder than selling Hurricane Isabel on eBay (really happened).

    BTW, I bought one. :D
  • rcmodelsrcmodels Ranger
    awww they fixed it.
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JackN [/i]
    [B]Well...

    Like Windows XP, once you've registered it, you can only call Jesus so many times before it runs out....

    :p [/B][/QUOTE]

    Really? Can you tell me what that limit is? Because, whenever I've used my dad's Windows XP laptop, I've ended up calling to Jesus several times...
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    My favorite:

    [quote]So yeah, it cured my cancer and all, and don't get me wrong, I'm thankful for it, but everytime I try to hit backslash, I end up hitting that darn L-shaped Enter key!

    5-stars for the curing of cancer and granting of wishes, but it loses one for the L-shaped enter key. It's not even facing the right way to be a proper "L."
    [/quote]

    ...and how.

    Jake
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