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Leaked Star Wars Ep3 Script!!1!!1!!1!!!!1

the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
in Zocalo v2.0
[URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1600]Something Awful (Of course :D)[/URL]

Fuggin' hilarious...

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  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    ROTFL!!
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    The dialogue is just crappy enough that I might believe Lucas wrote it... :D
  • WHYWHY Elite Ranger
    gotta love Chewbacca's first cameo...

    and...

    [QUOTE]
    PALPATINE
    With the emergency powers you foolishly granted to me, I now
    proclaim myself EMPORER OF THE GALAXY. The clone army shall
    defend me and strike down all who oppose me!

    JAR JAR BINKS
    Massa, we ain't gwine stand by this nonsense, sho'nuff!

    PALPATINE
    Oh, poor Jar Jar, there is nothing you can do.

    JAR JAR BINKS
    Sheeeeeeeeit.
    [/QUOTE]

    pure [COLOR=burlywood]GOLD[/COLOR]
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    And Anakin's speeches were as 3-dimensional as ever :p
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    "THE ARMY OF CLONES
    IS FIGHTING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE"
    :D
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I was about to smack you down for useless spamming...

    then I relized it was a joke. :)

    PURE. GOLD. :)

    I really read the UT2k3 forums to much...titles like that are ALWAYS insta ban with a link to a virus. LOL
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    I'm shocked! You think me that kind of person? :eek: A spammer, yes, but not a lamer. :D
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    not a lamer, maybe a flamer? or a gamer? :D :D
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    LOL! Hilarious.
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rogue Trader [/i]
    [B]not a lamer, maybe a flamer? or a gamer? :D :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    One of the two :D
  • Vertigo_1Vertigo_1 Ranger
    Needs an ending.
  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    [i]HAN SOLO
    That suits me fine, I will make my way as a rogue.

    *Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.*

    HAN SOLO
    It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.[/i]

    ROTFL!!! :D

    Regards,
    Morden
  • whitestar90whitestar90 Elite Ranger
    ROFLMAO
    Cant even spell obi won right :D :robot:
    This is funny.:D :D
    [QUOTE]Yoda and a variety of weird looking Jedi are sitting in a circle. [/QUOTE]
  • mambo_mordenmambo_morden Earthforce Officer
    [QUOTE]Padme rushes to the window and throws the baby out! Obie Wan, outside,
    catches the baby with The Force.[/QUOTE]

    Hopefull they've got michael jackson playin' Padme this time!
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B][i]HAN SOLO
    That suits me fine, I will make my way as a rogue.

    *Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.*

    HAN SOLO
    It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.[/i]

    ROTFL!!! :D

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    I lost the soda I was drinking at that point... good fheckin stuff. :D
  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mambo_morden [/i]
    [B]Hopefull they've got michael jackson playin' Padme this time! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Cha'mone, motherf*cker!!! :D

    Regards,
    Morden
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]One of the two :D [/B][/QUOTE]


    speaking of things, as bad as it sounds, anybody heard from Croxis lately??
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Why did you quote me? lol.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Why did you quote me? lol. [/B][/QUOTE]



    well, if he's in drag again he classifies as both at that point, so it seemed reasonable..
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