[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Zoltan [/i]
[B]Hmmm.... Strange. I always figured James to be the guy to advertise for joining STARFLEET, if ANYTHING. hehe
James Hamblin: "JOIN STARFLEET! SEE THE UNIVERSE! SLEEP WITH *******!" [/B][/QUOTE]
ROTFL! Sign me up!!! :D
Yeah, the mods sensored the name of "she who must not be named" a few years back when Hamblin's obsession reached a peak. Now, according to Biggles, mentioning her name in any way can be punished by banning. ;)
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
[B]*Biggles prepares the Big Red Button, just in case.* [/B][/QUOTE]
Isn't that button [COLOR=deeppink]PINK[/COLOR]?
Biggles<font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
No, that was just an ugly rumour spread by the_exile.
joining the armed forces gives them carte blanche to kill your ass
inject you with all sorts of 'vaccines' which can often kill you instead of protect you
perhaps put you in a situation where you have to 'kill babies' or do something which really makes you question yourself, your nation and the universe in general
or see your mates eat tarmac or water at Mach 2 and theres fuck all you can do but watch, and collect whats left to mail home in an envelope to the parents.
There is a reason why the Armed forces actively recruit... ok so its pretty secure... but you pay ALOT for that security
you should join the services because you believe in them, not for the good pay/conditions, travel or gals in bikinis... or guys in bikinis for that matter
like everything there are checks and balances...
Dont let the glossy shit hide the truth... you are signing away your arse... in some cases, absolutely literally
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by shadow boxer [/i]
[B]Dont let the glossy shit hide the truth... you are signing away your arse... in some cases, absolutely literally [/B][/QUOTE]
You wouldn't describe yourself as a "cynic", would you S.B?
Regards,
Morden
Biggles<font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
[B]what would happen if I posted a pic of *******? [/B][/QUOTE]
Now that would DEFINATELY constitute a banning! There's only one thing worse than mentioning her name, and that's posting a picture of her obscene visage.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vertigo1 [/i]
[B]Anyways, for those that don't know, here are the differences beween the United States armed forces:[/B][/QUOTE]
Snake model of US armed forces: [url]http://www.specialoperations.com/Humor/Theory.html[/url]
ROFL:D
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by E.T [/i]
[B]Snake model of US armed forces: [url]http://www.specialoperations.com/Humor/Theory.html[/url]
ROFL:D [/B][/QUOTE]
LOL
Thats hilarious! I should show that to my dad. (He's retired navy. :D E-7 if you must know.)
[i]Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only 4 of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.[/i]
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[B]In that case I'd like to change my order to #3. [/B][/QUOTE]
Ok, I'll take #4 and have myself a five-some. :D
*rushes off to local store to buy a box of trojans*
Gonna have me some fun! :)
[B]You know what's really funny? Two of those girls are his sisters. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
:eek:
Regards,
Morden
[B]You know what's really funny? Two of those girls are his sisters. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
Isnt that illegal? :D
Preferably the one in the cockpit. :)
[B]Isnt that illegal? :D [/B][/QUOTE]
You mean like incest? I think it only counts if your relationship becomes sexual in nature.
Regards,
Morden
James Hamblin: "JOIN STARFLEET! SEE THE UNIVERSE! SLEEP WITH *******!"
hah:D
-Zoltan
LOL!!!! They censored the "J-word?" hahahahah!!! That's hilarious.
-Zoltan
[B]Hmmm.... Strange. I always figured James to be the guy to advertise for joining STARFLEET, if ANYTHING. hehe
James Hamblin: "JOIN STARFLEET! SEE THE UNIVERSE! SLEEP WITH *******!" [/B][/QUOTE]
ROTFL! Sign me up!!! :D
Yeah, the mods sensored the name of "she who must not be named" a few years back when Hamblin's obsession reached a peak. Now, according to Biggles, mentioning her name in any way can be punished by banning. ;)
Regards,
Morden
(first post in two years over 'ere :) )
Banning? Oh .... No need. I'll ban myself, thank u. (Did it b4, can do it again.) haha
-Zoltan
[B]whose name ;)
(first post in two years over 'ere :) ) [/B][/QUOTE]
A certain female Starfleet Captain (Admiral now I believe...). D.O.N.T say the name!
[B]Do you mean Admiral ******** [/B][/QUOTE]
One too many *'s there ;)
[B]*Biggles prepares the Big Red Button, just in case.* [/B][/QUOTE]
Isn't that button [COLOR=deeppink]PINK[/COLOR]?
joining the armed forces gives them carte blanche to kill your ass
inject you with all sorts of 'vaccines' which can often kill you instead of protect you
perhaps put you in a situation where you have to 'kill babies' or do something which really makes you question yourself, your nation and the universe in general
or see your mates eat tarmac or water at Mach 2 and theres fuck all you can do but watch, and collect whats left to mail home in an envelope to the parents.
There is a reason why the Armed forces actively recruit... ok so its pretty secure... but you pay ALOT for that security
you should join the services because you believe in them, not for the good pay/conditions, travel or gals in bikinis... or guys in bikinis for that matter
like everything there are checks and balances...
Dont let the glossy shit hide the truth... you are signing away your arse... in some cases, absolutely literally
[B]Dont let the glossy shit hide the truth... you are signing away your arse... in some cases, absolutely literally [/B][/QUOTE]
You wouldn't describe yourself as a "cynic", would you S.B?
Regards,
Morden
[B]what would happen if I posted a pic of *******? [/B][/QUOTE]
Now that would DEFINATELY constitute a banning! There's only one thing worse than mentioning her name, and that's posting a picture of her obscene visage.
*shudders*
Regards,
Morden
[B]Isnt that illegal? :D [/B][/QUOTE]
Its considered "immoral" by many, but I'm not aware of any laws against it.
[B]what would happen if I posted a pic of *******? [/B][/QUOTE]
You would never do such a thing here again, that's what. :)
[B]You would never do such a thing here again, that's what. :) [/B][/QUOTE]
And I'd never be able to go on the boards again, my eyes having been burned-out.
Regards,
Morden
[B]Anyways, for those that don't know, here are the differences beween the United States armed forces:[/B][/QUOTE]
Snake model of US armed forces: [url]http://www.specialoperations.com/Humor/Theory.html[/url]
ROFL:D
[B]Snake model of US armed forces: [url]http://www.specialoperations.com/Humor/Theory.html[/url]
ROFL:D [/B][/QUOTE]
LOL
Thats hilarious! I should show that to my dad. (He's retired navy. :D E-7 if you must know.)
[i]Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only 4 of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.[/i]
Love it. ;)
Regards,
Morden