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Terrrible, terrible...

DaxDax Redshirt
in Zocalo v2.0
What do you do with 56 dead protons?
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Barium.

;)

Comments

  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    Please ban this girl.
  • sataicallistasataicallista High Priestess of Squeee!
    LOL!!!!!! That is funny.....of course I'm completely drunk right now so everything is funny :D
  • HuntSmackerHuntSmacker Firstones Ambassador to Starcraftia
    Seconded..ed..er..ed!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    *slaps Dax with a giant kipper*

    :D
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    :D
    Hey, I cheered myself up though so it's all good..
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    I just finished a short chemistry course, so Ive had my fill with chemistry jokes, but that good. LOL! :)
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"


    An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."


    The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten.


    Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
    A: A ferrous wheel:


    Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
    A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe


    Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
    A: CoRnY.


    Q: Why is potassium a racist element?
    A: Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.


    At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab. A student promptly raised his hand and said, "Never lick the spoon."
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    If my last name were Ion, I'd name my daughters Anne and Katya.

    I hope someone crashes a plane into this thread.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by E.T [/i]
    [B]Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
    A: CoRnY.[/B][/QUOTE]

    That must be what this entire thread is made of.
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by E.T [/i]
    [B]

    Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
    A: A ferrous wheel:
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    I don't know, I like this one. But then, Im a big ol geek who works on superconducting magnets so I guess I would.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]That must be what this entire thread is made of. [/B][/QUOTE]

    :D
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