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about Christmas carols?
Am I going to regret this? :confused:

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  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    No more so than joining the boards in the first place. ;)
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    The 12 Days Till Chrysalis
    [By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5

    On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    An ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Five Ba-by-lons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Eight ships in holding
    Seven Narn assassins
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    Two Kawasakis,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    Two Kawasakis,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


    On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Twelve Kawasakis,
    Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
    Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
    Nine Grey Minbari,
    Eight ships in holding,
    Seven Narn assassins,
    Six ducks a-laying,
    Five Babylons!
    Four Minbari cruisers,
    Three hungry Feeders,
    Two Shadow ships,
    And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    Oh my fuck.

    Dax, you understand that this is basically your fault? Look upon your works, ye mighty, and [i]despair[/i].
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    The Avalanche has already started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by croxis [/i]
    On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
    Six ducks a-laying,
    [/B][/QUOTE]


    Shouldn't that be "Cats" ?
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    OMG That is brilliant!
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    Oh, damn, I would've forgotten, too!

    CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do you hear what I hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    We three Queens disoriented are

    DEMENTIA:
    I think I'll be home for Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark the herald angels sing about me

    MANIC:
    Deck the Halls and wall and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and car and buses and trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

    PARANOID:
    Santa Claus is coming to get me

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

    DEPRESSION:
    Silent Anhedonia, holy Anhedonia, all is flat, all is lonely.

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
    Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...
    (better start again)

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Entil'Zha [/i]
    [B]Shouldn't that be "Cats" ? [/B][/QUOTE]

    I thought that was a reference to Sinclair's duck...

    ;)
  • Mr_BesterMr_Bester Earthforce Officer St Louis MO
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JackN [/i]
    [B]I thought that was a reference to Sinclair's duck...

    ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    I thought it was to Garibaldi's love of Daffy.....

    Also, I thought it was G'Quon Eth.....
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    Yeah i thought it could be daffy, but to add to the humor, i always thought that it was referring to Vir/Londo thinking that cats were ducks.
  • Jingle Bells, Jingle bell, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg....


    forgot the rest of it.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PSI-KILLER [/i]
    [B]Jingle Bells, Jingle bell, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg....


    forgot the rest of it. [/B][/QUOTE]


    ... the batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away!
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    One day, I went on the internet and it was 1989 again.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [url]http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php?id=787[/url]
  • Awww. You beat me to correcting G'quon. And I think the duck thing would be a referance to Sinclair's duck as well.
  • No wait! It's G'Quan! I still get to correct the spelling!
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Arethusa [/i]
    [B]One day, I went on the internet and it was 1989 again. [/B][/QUOTE]

    It could be worse, the gang could be partying it up with prince like it was 1999.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]It could be worse, the gang could be partying it up with prince like it was 1999. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Y2K WILL KILL US ALL!!!! ALL THE FOOD ON THE EARTH WILL ROT! MIR WILL FALL FROM THE SKY AND CAUSE AN EXPLOSION BIG ENOUGH TO BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    And thats why Prince was gonna par-tay!
  • EternityEternity Elite Ranger
    I think I want to go potty......

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    Oh wait - I already have :D


    I thought there were more verses to that Batman song though.....
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