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General Ransom Pics

DaxDax Redshirt
in Zocalo v2.0
Pics will continue to be posted here until

a) all of my demands are met
b) we return to New York
c) all you spoo all are belonging to us...

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*hides the evidence*

[IMG]http://aurora.omgod.com/gallery/d/3005-2/DSC05628.JPG[/IMG]

Comments

  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    At least we know you didn't get his car! Sanfam would never drive anything other than a volvo!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Not all my spoo! Noooooooooooooooooooo! :mad:
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    I don't believe that's Sanfam...the car's not a Volvo.

    Jake
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    I can confirm that car is Sanfam's.

    Worf
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by WORF [/i]
    [B]I can confirm that car is Sanfam's.

    Worf [/B][/QUOTE]

    Indeed, but you got to ride in the back seat!
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Your lying, that cars appears to be operational...can't be Sanfam's.

    Jake
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    Nothing like a classic for your dead body moving needs.
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Arethusa [/i]
    [B]Nothing like a classic for your dead body moving needs. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Indeed. I wouldn't use anything but a Crown Vic to move a body.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    If I were to have a classic car, the only one I would want would be a Crown Victoria. A Trabant would also suffice.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Space Ghost [/i]
    [B]Indeed. I wouldn't use anything but a Crown Vic to move a body. [/B][/QUOTE]


    Nah classic way to move a body is a Caddy, most often a Devile, white, grey or tan exterior, that dark red caddy interior, it hides blood real well..
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]Nah classic way to move a body is a Caddy, most often a Devile, white, grey or tan exterior, that dark red caddy interior, it hides blood real well.. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Touche.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Eeehhh, I don't really think we need Sanfam. Not worth the trouble. I prefer keeping my spoo. Dispose of him as you se fit.
    If you must chop the body into small flushable bits I would recommend avoiding powertools with fast spinning blades such as a table saw or circular saw. Blood and meat bits get thrown all over the floor walls and ceilings. Really a pain in the ass to clean up the evidence afterwards. I've found good old manual tools like a good hack saw and sharp serrated knife, while more time consuming and less efficient, provide for easier cleanup later.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Don't forget a good meat cleaver, always fast, simple and efficient...

    Jake
  • sataicallistasataicallista High Priestess of Squeee!
    I too can confirm that the car is Sanfam's. He revealed to me the secret that he would be driving this car in place of his semi-broken Volvo on this road trip during which he was taken hostage.....
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    As long as I get whats left of the penis I'm cool with it. You can keep the testes.
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]As long as I get whats left of the penis I'm cool with it. You can keep the testes. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Disturbing.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Space Ghost [/i]
    [B]Disturbing. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Very.
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    Also we'd like to talk to the hostage and make sure he is still alive. Until then we cannot engage you with a hostage negotiation team.
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    So, first you'll settle for sloppy seconds as long as you get the rest of the sausage, but now you want to know he's alive as well?

    Wow... deranged, sure, but a sadist to boot? :D
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    Well uhh ya know gotta make sure what Im looking for isn't disposed of ya know?

    I figure I make it a hood ornament and stick it on my next car.
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