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The Cabl3 Guy
Elite Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
Got a few myself!
1. Favorite suit of cards? Hearts
2. Favorite Dictator? Genghis Khan
3. Favorite Actor? Harrison FORD!
4. Favorite Porn Actor/Actress? Really got the hots for Tila Nyugen.
5. Favorite place to eat? Cherry Valley Deli! Or Jack In the Box when I can find them.
6. Favorite WWII Tank? T-34
7. Favorite place to chill? In NY, Cherry Valley, In LO prolly the hospital I still visit em.
8. Favorite Comedian? Lewis Black
9. Favorite Super hero/super villain? Wolverine/Biff
10. Last Video Game You played? Tetris
11. The Velvet Glove or the Iron Fist? Velvet Glove
12. Ever end up in the hospital before? Oh I donno...
13. Ever have a near death experience? Only when I'm high...
14. Do you know anyone famous?(JackN and Sanfam don't count)
Nope
15. Ever think about having sex with a member of the same sex? Well I'll tell ya this much one time I'm lookin at this great ass I mean this one fantastic ass and yeah it was a guy.
16. Train or Bus? TRAIN
17. Ever drive more that 90 mph? My Festy barely hit 90...
18. Funniest thing that ever happened to you? Funniest thing...Funniest thing that ever happened to me was getting my ass kicked in the hospital by a bunch of brutes who claimed they were staff. HAHAHAHA
19. Best prank you ever pulled? Filling a friends locker full of dildos (they were expensive) and watching them spill out and the reaction of the students...GLORIOUS!
20. Closest Friend? Andrew Sczesnak (pronounced SEXSNACK)
21. Where do you think you will be in ten years? At this point there are too many variables to compute a possible future however I'd like to be in my house with every woman from my past and having to choose only one to bear my children.
22. Do you have a nickname? Crazy Canavan
23. Have you ever been propositioned? Once
24. Last time you had an epiphany? Couple months ago realizing I had to forget about the person I've been after for 4 years of my life.
25. When did you stop becoming a sinner? HAHAHAHAHAHA
26. Before Google what was your favorrite search engine? Metacrawler
27. Ever caught the parents having sex? Yep and it was disgusting.
28. Ever get caught having sex? Not that lucky.
29. Do you have any "lucky" items or things you do that give you "luck"? I consider my ring pretty lucky. I also used to do the lucky cigarrete thing where you turn one cigarrete over and smoke it last. Flip a coin before doing something really stupid. And I used to have a Joker card in my wallet that I thought was lucky.
30. Your best feature? face probably everything else is crap.
31. Most Exotic person you ever met? A half phillipino half swiss girl, Very hot. GERMAN AND FLIP!
32. Who really won the war? THE NAZIS
33. What philosphy do you try to live by? Objectivist Epistemology
34. Favorite movie quote? "Win the crowd and you will win your freedom."
35. Whats your motto? The more they try to hurt you the stronger they make you.
36. Ever stole? I once bought a lifesaver from one of those candy stands in the city and quickly slipped another one in my pocket. Never stole anything else...I SWEAR!
37. Ever taken drugs? A little Mary jane every now and then. Someone also slipped three ecstacy pills into my usual cocktail at the hospital and I started seeing Deloreans all over the street. Following that I went naked of course. Won't touch coke because I hear it has serious up but the down is even worse and Im not good with going back down.
38. Ever fall in love? It was love then it turned into control and manipulation.
39. Did you ever get screwed over on the internet? Lost my ebay account on some guy who claims he never got my old Dreamcast I refused to pay the $40 dollars till I got my Dreamcast back.
40. Road trip? Went on a trek to North Carolina to eat at Jack in the Box on the back of an SV650. My ass was very sore when we returned.
41. If humans evolved to the point where the could breathe underwater would you live underwater or on land? Little bit of both I guess...Hopefully they wouldn't have underwater mental health units.
42. In your next life what would you be? A VORLON!
43. Are you a cat or a dog? More like a cat than a dog.
44. Has anyone ever said your sexy (other than your mom)? YES surprisingly enough.
45. Did you lose something and go nuts trying to find it again? Alas my Captain Picard Figurine!
46. If you were going to kill someone how would you do it? The Italian way pour concrete on there feet and drop em in the east river. LET THE CRABS DEAL WITH EM!
47. If you were going to smuggle drugs into the country how would you do it? Remove the led from pencils and pour cocaine in them.
48. How many forums do you post on? Im on 4 but only post on one really...
49. Last time you flipped out? Today, at some kid in a car making fun of us because we had to wait for the bus in the pouring rain.
50. Have you ever run naked in public? New York State Code of Law 245.1 Exposure of a Person specifies a fine of upto $500 dollars and or upto 30 days jail time!
1. Favorite suit of cards? Hearts
2. Favorite Dictator? Genghis Khan
3. Favorite Actor? Harrison FORD!
4. Favorite Porn Actor/Actress? Really got the hots for Tila Nyugen.
5. Favorite place to eat? Cherry Valley Deli! Or Jack In the Box when I can find them.
6. Favorite WWII Tank? T-34
7. Favorite place to chill? In NY, Cherry Valley, In LO prolly the hospital I still visit em.
8. Favorite Comedian? Lewis Black
9. Favorite Super hero/super villain? Wolverine/Biff
10. Last Video Game You played? Tetris
11. The Velvet Glove or the Iron Fist? Velvet Glove
12. Ever end up in the hospital before? Oh I donno...
13. Ever have a near death experience? Only when I'm high...
14. Do you know anyone famous?(JackN and Sanfam don't count)
Nope
15. Ever think about having sex with a member of the same sex? Well I'll tell ya this much one time I'm lookin at this great ass I mean this one fantastic ass and yeah it was a guy.
16. Train or Bus? TRAIN
17. Ever drive more that 90 mph? My Festy barely hit 90...
18. Funniest thing that ever happened to you? Funniest thing...Funniest thing that ever happened to me was getting my ass kicked in the hospital by a bunch of brutes who claimed they were staff. HAHAHAHA
19. Best prank you ever pulled? Filling a friends locker full of dildos (they were expensive) and watching them spill out and the reaction of the students...GLORIOUS!
20. Closest Friend? Andrew Sczesnak (pronounced SEXSNACK)
21. Where do you think you will be in ten years? At this point there are too many variables to compute a possible future however I'd like to be in my house with every woman from my past and having to choose only one to bear my children.
22. Do you have a nickname? Crazy Canavan
23. Have you ever been propositioned? Once
24. Last time you had an epiphany? Couple months ago realizing I had to forget about the person I've been after for 4 years of my life.
25. When did you stop becoming a sinner? HAHAHAHAHAHA
26. Before Google what was your favorrite search engine? Metacrawler
27. Ever caught the parents having sex? Yep and it was disgusting.
28. Ever get caught having sex? Not that lucky.
29. Do you have any "lucky" items or things you do that give you "luck"? I consider my ring pretty lucky. I also used to do the lucky cigarrete thing where you turn one cigarrete over and smoke it last. Flip a coin before doing something really stupid. And I used to have a Joker card in my wallet that I thought was lucky.
30. Your best feature? face probably everything else is crap.
31. Most Exotic person you ever met? A half phillipino half swiss girl, Very hot. GERMAN AND FLIP!
32. Who really won the war? THE NAZIS
33. What philosphy do you try to live by? Objectivist Epistemology
34. Favorite movie quote? "Win the crowd and you will win your freedom."
35. Whats your motto? The more they try to hurt you the stronger they make you.
36. Ever stole? I once bought a lifesaver from one of those candy stands in the city and quickly slipped another one in my pocket. Never stole anything else...I SWEAR!
37. Ever taken drugs? A little Mary jane every now and then. Someone also slipped three ecstacy pills into my usual cocktail at the hospital and I started seeing Deloreans all over the street. Following that I went naked of course. Won't touch coke because I hear it has serious up but the down is even worse and Im not good with going back down.
38. Ever fall in love? It was love then it turned into control and manipulation.
39. Did you ever get screwed over on the internet? Lost my ebay account on some guy who claims he never got my old Dreamcast I refused to pay the $40 dollars till I got my Dreamcast back.
40. Road trip? Went on a trek to North Carolina to eat at Jack in the Box on the back of an SV650. My ass was very sore when we returned.
41. If humans evolved to the point where the could breathe underwater would you live underwater or on land? Little bit of both I guess...Hopefully they wouldn't have underwater mental health units.
42. In your next life what would you be? A VORLON!
43. Are you a cat or a dog? More like a cat than a dog.
44. Has anyone ever said your sexy (other than your mom)? YES surprisingly enough.
45. Did you lose something and go nuts trying to find it again? Alas my Captain Picard Figurine!
46. If you were going to kill someone how would you do it? The Italian way pour concrete on there feet and drop em in the east river. LET THE CRABS DEAL WITH EM!
47. If you were going to smuggle drugs into the country how would you do it? Remove the led from pencils and pour cocaine in them.
48. How many forums do you post on? Im on 4 but only post on one really...
49. Last time you flipped out? Today, at some kid in a car making fun of us because we had to wait for the bus in the pouring rain.
50. Have you ever run naked in public? New York State Code of Law 245.1 Exposure of a Person specifies a fine of upto $500 dollars and or upto 30 days jail time!
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1. Favorite suit of cards? Diamonds are a girl's best friend ;)
2. Favorite Dictator? Oliver Cromwell
3. Favorite Actor? Cary Elwes
4. Favorite Porn Actor/Actress? *shrugs*
5. Favorite place to eat? Too many to name...
6. Favorite WWII Tank? umm.. the weakest ones...
7. Favorite place to chill? home, where ever that is at the moment...
8. Favorite Comedian? Robin Williams or Dana Carvey
9. Favorite Super hero/super villain? Superman/the Riddler
10. Last Video Game You played? Ribbit King
11. The Velvet Glove or the Iron Fist? Velvet Glove
12. Ever end up in the hospital before? Yep, a couple times...
13. Ever have a near death experience? No.
14. Do you know anyone famous?(JackN and Sanfam don't count) I met Ricky Grove a couple weeks ago (he was in an episode of B5!)
15. Ever think about having sex with a member of the same sex? Sure, my best friend is hott ;)
16. Train or Bus? TRAIN
17. Ever drive more that 90 mph? yeah my Mom drives pretty fast :P
18. Funniest thing that ever happened to you? My friend Murray and I made up this dance to the song "Hella Good" while drunk...
19. Best prank you ever pulled? Gathering up pylons and putting them across someone's drive way blocking them in.
20. Closest Friend? Trevor I think...
21. Where do you think you will be in ten years? Hopefully on vacation from my good job with someone who loves me at a very expensive hotel somewhere warm
22. Do you have a nickname? Aim, Ames
23. Have you ever been propositioned? *sigh* yeah..
24. Last time you had an epiphany? In the form of meeting someone new, yes.
25. When did you stop becoming a sinner? HAHAHAHAHAHA <-- *nods*
26. Before Google what was your favorrite search engine? Dogpile
27. Ever caught the parents having sex? Nope.
28. Ever get caught having sex? Nah although I am surprised..
29. Do you have any "lucky" items or things you do that give you "luck"? Not really...
30. Your best feature? *shrugs* I'll leave that to a vote..
31. Most Exotic person you ever met? I met lots of people in the Domincan Republic..
32. Who really won the war? is it over?
33. What philosophy do you try to live by? I can't pick just one..
34. Favorite movie quote? "As you wish"
35. Motto? live and let live
36. Ever stole? nah.
37. Ever taken drugs? nope.
38. Ever fall in love? yes. most definitely.
39. Did you ever get screwed over on the internet? yes, on a forum I used to belong to.
40. Road trip? Tuesday :)
41. If humans evolved to the point where the could breathe underwater would you live underwater or on land? Probably both
42. In your next life what would you be? a man.
43. Are you a cat or a dog? More like a cat than a dog
44. Has anyone ever said your sexy (other than your mom)? sure ;)
45. Did you lose something and go nuts trying to find it again? My mind?!
46. If you were going to kill someone how would you do it? Strangle them.
47. If you were going to smuggle drugs into the country how would you do it? never thought about that.. .
48. How many forums do you post on? the only one, the FirstOne!
49. Last time you flipped out? Today, at Andy cause he hung up on me
50. Have you ever run been naked in public? Sure ;)
1. Favorite suit of cards? Diamond
2. Favorite Dictator? A toss up between Augustus and Tokugawa Ieyasu
3. Favorite Actor? Tough one, maybe Michael Ironside
4. Favorite Porn Actor/Actress? Used to be Kobe Tai, but now I don't watch porn
5. Favorite place to eat? A "japanese" place I don't remember the name of
6. Favorite WWII Tank? Tiger II
7. Favorite place to chill? Home
8. Favorite Comedian? Richard Pryor
9. Favorite Super hero/super villain? The Punisher
10. Last Video Game You played? Settlers II Gold
11. The Velvet Glove or the Iron Fist? Iron Fist in the velvet glove? Or if only one option's allowed, I'll go with the good old iron fist
12. Ever end up in the hospital before? A few times
13. Ever have a near death experience? I'm still working on astral projection..
14. Do you know anyone famous?(JackN and Sanfam don't count)
Nope
15. Ever think about having sex with a member of the same sex? Nope
16. Train or Bus? Train
17. Ever drive more that 90 mph? Nope
18. Funniest thing that ever happened to you? Talking to a mexican cab driver about cuban music and having him start singing to me at the top of his voice
19. Best prank you ever pulled?
20. Closest Friend? My wife
21. Where do you think you will be in ten years? Impossible to say, I just go with the flow
22. Do you have a nickname? My brother calls me lobster because of how I turn red in the sun
23. Have you ever been propositioned? Sometimes
24. Last time you had an epiphany? A few months ago after reading a Krishnamurti book
25. When did you stop becoming a sinner? I don't follow religious codes
26. Before Google what was your favorrite search engine? Altavista I guess
27. Ever caught the parents having sex? Nope
28. Ever get caught having sex? Nope
29. Do you have any "lucky" items or things you do that give you "luck"? Nope
30. Your best feature? Physical feature, arms. Personality feature, I guess my sense of comedy about almost everything in life
31. Most Exotic person you ever met? Exotic as in?
32. Who really won the war? Noone
33. What philosphy do you try to live by? I don't like labels or doctrines, I just go by my own path, learning and discovering bit by bit
34. Favorite movie quote?
35. Whats your motto? It's all just a game
36. Ever stole? I must've when I was a kid
37. Ever taken drugs? Plenty of chiba, willing to experiment with other non-addictive, non-physically harmful psychoactives, LSD, shrooms, mescaline are all on my list
38. Ever fall in love? Yup, and I still am
39. Did you ever get screwed over on the internet? Nope
40. Road trip? A trip to León, Guanajuato and San Miguel was my only road trip so far, a nice experience
41. If humans evolved to the point where the could breathe underwater would you live underwater or on land? I wouldn't limit myself
42. In your next life what would you be? Assuming an immediate reincarnation, something that flies long distances, if there was a period between taking another physical form, I'd choose to stay non-physical for quite a while
43. Are you a cat or a dog? Mostly like a cat
44. Has anyone ever said your sexy (other than your mom)? Yup
45. Did you lose something and go nuts trying to find it again? Keys, wallet, passport, immigration papers. I keep those things in a very safe place now
46. If you were going to kill someone how would you do it? I probably wouldn't kill someone unless I had to, so it would depend on the situation entirely
47. If you were going to smuggle drugs into the country how would you do it? I wouldn't under any circumstances
48. How many forums do you post on? 3-4
49. Last time you flipped out? Getting screwed over by my previous boss
50. Have you ever run naked in public? Nope
1. Favorite suit of cards? Spades
2. Favorite Dictator? Augustus
3. Favorite Actor? Too many to choose from
4. Favorite Porn Actor/Actress? A handfull of big boobied japanese ones
5. Favorite place to eat? Home
6. Favorite WWII Tank? Something that goes BANG
7. Favorite place to chill? By a lake
8. Favorite Comedian? Ryan Stiles
9. Favorite Super hero/super villain? Punisher/Magneto
10. Last Video Game You played? That first Castlevania for DS
11. The Velvet Glove or the Iron Fist? Iron Fist
12. Ever end up in the hospital before? Few times
13. Ever have a near death experience? Heart stopped beating, yes.
14. Do you know anyone famous? Yea, sort of.
15. Ever think about having sex with a member of the same sex? Yea. Why not?
16. Train or Bus? Train or walking
17. Ever drive more that 90 mph? Yea, the planes go a lot faster!
18. Funniest thing that ever happened to you? Hmm...hmm.... no sir, can't think of any at the moment. Or maybe the time a guy made a sign of a cross at me at work, and ran away.. without saying a word.
19. Best prank you ever pulled? I dunno
20. Closest Friend? I dont know
21. Where do you think you will be in ten years? Some form of hell probaply.
22. Do you have a nickname? Do i?
23. Have you ever been propositioned? I dont know.
24. Last time you had an epiphany? Yea. Last january
25. When did you stop becoming a sinner? I'm a saint sinner.
26. Before Google what was your favorrite search engine? altavista i figure
27. Ever caught the parents having sex? nope
28. Ever get caught having sex? yep
29. Do you have any "lucky" items or things you do that give you "luck"? My spleen
30. Your best feature? eyes, or my sense of humour
31. Most Exotic person you ever met? Never met any aliens if that's what you ask me?
32. Who really won the war? Mice did
33. What philosphy do you try to live by? My Own
34. Favorite movie quote? "Warm it up, everything you've got. C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever? "
35. Whats your motto? FTS
36. Ever stole? Yea
37. Ever taken drugs? yea
41. If humans evolved to the point where the could breathe underwater would you live underwater or on land? In the air!
42. In your next life what would you be? Something with super powers
43. Are you a cat or a dog? Dog
44. Has anyone ever said your sexy (other than your mom)? Yea, but I dont believe them
45. Did you lose something and go nuts trying to find it again? yea
46. If you were going to kill someone how would you do it? like a ninja!
47. If you were going to smuggle drugs into the country how would you do it? beats me
48. How many forums do you post on? 2
49. Last time you flipped out? I think it was on 8th grade
50. Have you ever run naked in public? yea
2. Favorite Dictator? Clark
3. Favorite Actor? James Cagney
4. Favorite Porn Actor/Actress? Ameture ones
5. Favorite place to eat? Peking Duckhouse on Mott St NYC
6. Favorite WWII Tank? Water Tank
7. Favorite place to chill? On the Sofa
8. Favorite Comedian? George Carlin/Chuck Nice
9. Favorite Super hero/super villain? Green Lantern/Magnito
10. Last Video Game You played? HL2 Ep 1
11. The Velvet Glove or the Iron Fist? Iron Glove
12. Ever end up in the hospital before? Many times
13. Ever have a near death experience? Yes
14. Do you know anyone famous? Yes, several.
15. Ever think about having sex with a member of the same sex? Not particularly, but i dont see anything wrong with it
16. Train or Bus? Train
17. Ever drive more that 90 mph? Often
18. Funniest thing that ever happened to you? None really
19. Best prank you ever pulled? Uhh, well, in HS, i was going to put laxitive in a friends drink, but being the idiot kid i was, i chose FiberCon, which are pills, so of course when he got to the bottom of his milk, he found the pills, brought them to the lunch lady, who called the principal, who called the superintendant, who called the police, who called the FBI, who called the dairy and had them stop production and prepare to dump 10,000 gallons of milk... oops
20. Closest Friend? My Wife
21. Where do you think you will be in ten years? Same Bat Town, Same Bat Job
22. Do you have a nickname? My mom calls me Shithead,. does that count? :)
23. Have you ever been propositioned? Yes
24. Last time you had an epiphany? I thought i did once, but it might have been the LSD talking
25. When did you stop becoming a sinner? Stopped????
26. Before Google what was your favorrite search engine? Hotbot
27. Ever caught the parents having sex? nope
28. Ever get caught having sex? Yes. by my wife's 16 year old sister. who i had also dated... oops
29. Do you have any "lucky" items or things you do that give you "luck"? I have a lucky baseball, that i've had with me for every game i've watched or seen since 2000
30. Your best feature? My godlike ability to create new elements.
31. Most Exotic person you ever met? Asha, girl who worked for my parents when i was in HS, of indian descent, one of the most beautiful women i've ever met.
32. Who really won the war? The war is still going on
33. What philosphy do you try to live by? I live by a dogs philosophy, if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
34. Favorite movie quote? "Why is there a watermelon there?"
35. Whats your motto? Cogito Ergo Ugh, I ache, therefor i am.
36. Ever stole? Alas, Yes
37. Ever taken drugs? Yes
41. If humans evolved to the point where the could breathe underwater would you live underwater or on land? Is Cleveland underwater?
42. In your next life what would you be? Someone Famous, an actor maybe.
43. Are you a cat or a dog? I am a Meat Popcicle
44. Has anyone ever said your sexy (other than your mom)? Yes, but they were biased
45. Did you lose something and go nuts trying to find it again? yes, about a month ago I lost a piece of jewelery that my belonged to my grandfather. i spent days looking for it
46. If you were going to kill someone how would you do it? IN a way that i would not get caught
47. If you were going to smuggle drugs into the country how would you do it? Hire a leper, who wants to search a leper???
48. How many forums do you post on? Many
49. Last time you flipped out? A few weeks ago
50. Have you ever run naked in public? Possibly