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Fuck That

I had her man she came to my place...I made the moves and she fuckin rejects me then we leave and shes like well if you had beer i probably would have fucked you...LEAVE IT TO ME TO NOT EVEN GET THE SLUTS!
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  • seriously next girl who pulls this crap dies.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    teehee...

    Life's a tough.
  • life ? this isnt about life! its about me not holding the one commodity that gets everybody laid ! beer!
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I dunno.. I think all you need is a horny girl or something like that.

    Or some white russians. They seem to work too.
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    oops!
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I must be un-ugly then.. cuz I've had sex without the aid of alcoholic beverages or money...
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Not much.. hardly enough really.. but still..

    Maybe if I did invest money into alcohol... hmmm...
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    Re: Fuck That

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]I had her man she came to my place...I made the moves and she fuckin rejects me then we leave and shes like well if you had beer i probably would have fucked you...LEAVE IT TO ME TO NOT EVEN GET THE SLUTS! [/B][/QUOTE]


    Girls like that aren't worth it... trust me.
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Its why she isn't a lesbian =P

    That I know of anyway.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Re: Re: Fuck That

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dax [/i]
    [B]Girls like that aren't worth it... trust me. [/B][/QUOTE]

    You sound almost as if you've got the experience to back this up. Is there something you haven't told me? :p
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by croxis [/i]
    [B]Its why she isn't a lesbian =P

    That I know of anyway. [/B][/QUOTE]

    umm actually she experimented with lesbianism and even had a three some with two other lesbians.

    so yeah...

    SHES HOT THO oh man

    but the hell with that I just had a long talk with the lead actress from the play aka mabel. 33 but looks so young and has kids . MILF ACTION !
  • Why didn't you give her a beer?
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Uh wow, she sounded like she was such a level headed young lady. Now in the future you know to keep boose on hand though..

    Beer doesnt actually tend to woo em over, so keep a supply of hard liquers and things to mix em with, highly alcholic beverages that easily conceal the "Alchol" flavor are the way to go, things like Long Island Ice Teas, Brandy Alexanders (its a booze milkshake if you make it right, it freaking rocks) and my personal favorite, the Audios Mother Fucker, are all very tasty yet deliver decent alcohol content.

    Not that Ive ever liquered a girl up to take advantage of her... more to get them out of my hair once they are having a nervous breakdown...
  • I have heard of the ADIOS motherfuxxa Its pretty serious drink...Gin, Vodka, rum pretty much everything that can get you fucked up and will!
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    Re: Re: Re: Fuck That

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sanfam [/i]
    [B]You sound almost as if you've got the experience to back this up. Is there something you haven't told me? :p [/B][/QUOTE]

    I was posting from my own point of view... and also, we girls are s-m-r-t like that, we can tell when you are trying to take advantage of us.. if you really want her, try flowers, it's also obvious but prettier than beer ;)
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    I've never quite understood flowers, i mean yes, they are pretty, but aren't you basically saying "here baby, i've brought you something that will be dead in 2 days, enjoy"

    My wife says its more primal than that, more along the lines of "here baby, i killed something for you"

    But i still dont get it.
  • "I don't like that romantic shit, I usually just want a shag."

    I'd probably go such a way anyway but now whats the point.
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Entil'Zha [/i]
    [B]I've never quite understood flowers, i mean yes, they are pretty, but aren't you basically saying "here baby, i've brought you something that will be dead in 2 days, enjoy"

    My wife says its more primal than that, more along the lines of "here baby, i killed something for you"

    But i still dont get it. [/B][/QUOTE]


    You don't need to get it, you just need to comply :P
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]"I don't like that romantic shit, I usually just want a shag."

    I'd probably go such a way anyway but now whats the point. [/B][/QUOTE]


    We just want to shag too, but to keep our selfworth intact, you have to earn it.. .. well you can keep this information for future prospects?
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dax [/i]
    [B]You don't need to get it, you just need to comply :P [/B][/QUOTE]

    Would a dead rabbit I caught with my bare hands be sufficient in wooing ladies?
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]Would a dead rabbit I caught with my bare hands be sufficient in wooing ladies? [/B][/QUOTE]

    Try it and find out! :rolleyes:
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    Oh, i do comply, i suppose its just like that line from Big Trouble in Little China... " You were not brought upon this world to 'get it!' "
  • ya know what rabbit tastes like right?



    Chicken...SERIOUSLY
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]Would a dead rabbit I caught with my bare hands be sufficient in wooing ladies? [/B][/QUOTE]

    If you would also cook it, and make it into a delicious meal, you betcha! Done that myself a couple of times..
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]If you would also cook it, and make it into a delicious meal, you betcha! Done that myself a couple of times.. [/B][/QUOTE]

    But i like 'em like i like women... raw and hairless..
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]But i like 'em like i like women... raw and hairless.. [/B][/QUOTE]

    :eek:
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]But i like 'em like i like women... raw and hairless.. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Not smoking hot then?
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Not smoking hot then? [/B][/QUOTE]

    Well, the occasional bite now and then.. but to be honest, when cooked they all taste the same.

    I like it bloody and fresh.
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]Uh wow, she sounded like she was such a level headed young lady. Now in the future you know to keep boose on hand though..

    Beer doesnt actually tend to woo em over, so keep a supply of hard liquers and things to mix em with, highly alcholic beverages that easily conceal the "Alchol" flavor are the way to go, things like Long Island Ice Teas, Brandy Alexanders (its a booze milkshake if you make it right, it freaking rocks) and my personal favorite, the Audios Mother Fucker, are all very tasty yet deliver decent alcohol content.

    Not that Ive ever liquered a girl up to take advantage of her... more to get them out of my hair once they are having a nervous breakdown... [/B][/QUOTE]

    Black Opals work well too. Much better than an AMF
  • Cloraform?

    Hmm maybe next time...
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