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[url=www.citynews.ca/news/news_2338.aspx]Huge Glitch Leads To One Of Worst Embarrassments In Microsoft History[/url]

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Monday July 31, 2006
For a company with so much clout in the marketplace and such big a reputation, you'd think Microsoft would know better by now.

After years of highly publicized product demonstrations that haven't quite gone as planned - including the infamous unveiling of Windows 98 when founder Bill Gates wound up with the so-called blue screen of death - the world's biggest computer maker had yet another red faced moment last week as it tried to show off its new Windows Vista voice recognition software.

Vista is the new operating system that will replace XP, and is touted as being more stable, more functional and more secure than anything currently available.

That was enough to bring an auditorium full of financial analysts to the monolith's Redmond, Washington headquarters to see the very latest technology that promised to make the firm even more money.

But in what critics are calling one of the worst embarrassment in Microsoft history, things didn't exactly go as planned.

The trouble began when Vista product manager Shanen Boettcher attempted to show off the program by dictating a letter to his mother.

"Dear mom," he began, fully expecting to see those words automatically typed on the screen.

Instead, the computer read out "Dear Aunt", and stubbornly refused all attempts at correction.

Boettcher then tried to repair it by telling the software to "fix aunt".

The computer took the words off and replaced them with "let's set".

"Delete that", barked Boettcher, who by this time was beginning to see things were falling apart. He repeated the phrase three times, only to see the cursor sit there blinking back at him with no response.

Waves of uncomfortable giggles from the crowd turned into huge guffaws when the programmer gave it one last try.

After telling the machine to "select all" as a means to wipe the offending message off the screen for good, the computer left the "let's set" intact but added the following message: "so double the killer delete select all."

Many tried to downplay the incident afterwards. "I think they took a risk by demo-ing that on stage," figures analyst Jim Rosoff. "Voice recognition is historically fraught with danger. It's really difficult to get right."

But the latest glitch has some wondering if the highly touted Windows Vista is ready for prime time.

Microsoft has repeatedly been forced to advance the release date and the product is now years overdue. The company still won't say for sure exactly when it will hit the market, although January appears to be the most likely date.

But the software maker vows it won't be unveiled until it's working perfectly.

Still, if you want to let mom know about it in an email, for now you may want to use a keyboard to write it.

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:eek: :D

Comments

  • [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1kqthZf2g]Here is the video[/URL].

    Just ignore the reporters... And the reason for this hilarious event has also been confirmed, its a bug, actually few bugs ;D
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE]After telling the machine to "select all" as a means to wipe the offending message off the screen for good, the computer left the "let's set" intact but added the following message: "so double the killer delete select all."[/QUOTE]

    I think that shows a high level of A.I. from the software.. I mean, it's poetic and all.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    That's funny and all, but not the first time voice wreckognition has gone awry, if you've ever actually used any voice software like that, you KNOW what a disaster it is.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Entil'Zha [/i]
    [B]That's funny and all, but not the first time voice wreckognition has gone awry, if you've ever actually used any voice software like that, you KNOW what a disaster it is. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Actually, voice recognition is nowadays pretty advanced if comparing into situation couple years ago. I was able to test this software and it did a amazing job in both languages, finnish and english.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by sinclair [/i]
    [B]Actually, voice recognition is nowadays pretty advanced if comparing into situation couple years ago. I was able to test this software and it did a amazing job in both languages, finnish and english. [/B][/QUOTE]


    I've never had luck with it without being in a perfectly silent enviromnent with a good microphone,.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    I do remember voice recognition software a couple people had on their computers is college, it seemed the only persons that could use it reliably were those with voice training.

    Jake
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all your base are belong to us!
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    I think it's a bit of an exaggeration to say this is the "worst embarrassment in Microsoft history." It's one feature on a massive, new operating system--a feature few people will ever use.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Space Ghost [/i]
    [B]I think it's a bit of an exaggeration to say this is the "worst embarrassment in Microsoft history." It's one feature on a massive, new operating system--a feature few people will ever use. [/B][/QUOTE]

    unless they are writing to their aunt.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    ...to inform her they will be murdering her twice over...

    Jake
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all your base are belong to us! [/B][/QUOTE]

    How did I know someone was going to say that. But that's ok, just as long as their software doesn't start translating normal stuff into "I can't let you do that, Dave". Or for xenogears fans, "YE SHALL BE AS GODS", then I won't be running away screaming in terror :eek:

    Bugs indeed. Just what was the tech expecting the "fix that" command to produce? So saying "select all" results in all text being highlighted? I don't have to be an expert programmer to see that disaster waiting to happen.
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all your base are belong to us! [/B][/QUOTE]

    :D Very funny!! :D

    Oh, and there is no such thing as bad publicity. It's just the Microsoft way, why did some of you guys expect it to work right away? You don't know your Microsoft, obviously. ;)
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    I wonder if they run the voice writing through their grammer checker and auto correct. That would explain why it messed up so much :p
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