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So, what's the worst you've done drunk?

Hiya... I'm posting this topic mainly as a reminder to myself... this is my second personality (or at least the one that's going to gloat to the "real" me in the morning) speaking. :) Nah, I'm not schitzophrenic, just probably too drunk to remember anything of this in the morning. Or too hung over to remember, that might have something to do with it as well.

So, I remembered today that I hadn't been out on a friday night for more than a couple of months, and after a couple of beers I simply... went. Had a lot of fun, actually. Met quite a few co-workers and when the lights flashed for the "last rounds" -call, I managed to steal a kiss from a very cute redhead with a little white lie.

Note to myself: Should you feel an itch in the morning, it's due to that. You asshole of a git, you. ;)

So, simply not to make this post about being drunk, what's the most recent foolhardiness that you've done being thoroughly wasted? ;)

Man, I'm going to be sooooooo hung over in the morning.

Comments

  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Rather good typing for being wasted.

    As for me, the most stupid thing I ever done while very drunk was lose my virginity.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Usually the first thing that goes for me is the ability to type... :D
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    The worst? It was in the vappu.. I had this damn hot girl sitting on my lap and we drank a bottle of champagne together..

    But then I sort of well, got way too drunk cuz I had drank pure jägermeister and about 5 or 6 5.5 % bottles earlier..

    I just regret that so much. :P
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I don't know what is the most foolhardiness thing I've done drunk, I usually don't remember anything. :p

    But this is how I type when I'm drunk [url]http://forums.firstones.com/showthread.php?postid=75083#post75083[/url]
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    C_Mon: I've seen that thread before, very nice. :)

    And yeah, I don't know what I owe it to but when I'm drinking, I have a double-check brain system, so to speak. It means, that even completely shitfaced I don't tend to do anything majorly stupid and can type quite accurately as well. :p I just have this part of my brain that's unaffected by the booze which is filtering my behaviour. It's pretty handy ... for example if you're trying to hit on a girl who has her guards down. :) I can read peoples' expressions and feelings maybe even better than when sober. It's nice to have some inkling on the right words to say. It's just irritating when your mouth blurs your speech a bit although your thoughts are clear. ;)

    Also comes in handy as I remember the course of the evening to the detail in the morning (sometimes not the best trait), even if I've passed out on the bathroom floor... except the 'zzzzz' -parts, of course.
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    I've never passed out or lost my memory and done anything really idiotic while drunk. Vomited on a few occasions of course (most recently last night), but that doesn't count.
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    lets see lost memory, ran naked, ended up in bed alone...

    Yeah what else lost my glasses.(the transition type that turn black when ya hit the sun)

    Puking always is fun. The last time I was in London I woke up in a mess of puke can't say it wasn't a good night though. Had plenty of screwdrivers that night lost count after 5. Like I said not too good with the ladies great listener not a good conversationalist. How the hell do you steal a kiss hmm? I guess anything is possible when your that fucked up.

    Just watch the drinking could lead to diabetes. My gramps died like that not a good way to go.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    Re: So, what's the worst you've done drunk?

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Data Crystal [/i]
    [B]Hiya...
    So, simply not to make this post about being drunk, what's the most recent foolhardiness that you've done being thoroughly wasted? ;)

    Man, I'm going to be sooooooo hung over in the morning. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Well... when i was about 16... a friend and i got really drunk, and broke into a garage and stole 3 mopeds, which we then later got arrested for...

    ALso got really drunk and stole a car to make a beer run, but we returned it after. so it wasn't that bad...
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    As long as you eventually gave it back ;)
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sanfam [/i]
    [B]As long as you eventually gave it back ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    lets see, how many laws were broken...

    4 Drunk 16 year olds, steal a car, drive to my parents restaurant, steal beer from the basement, load beer into stolen car. drive back to party, drop off beer, drive back to where we stole the car from.. drop off car (on wrong side of street) go back to party...

    ahh to be young and stupid...



    Lol.
  • Worst... Hmm...

    I have only been drunk once in my lifetime, and I think that is the worst thing I've done.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Proposed...

    Jake
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Loads of stuff..

    Never done anything thats that bad, annoying though..
  • My first time really drinking, I downed a few too many screwdrivers and ended up being convinced by some friends to call a few girls we knew and profess my affection for them. I also called up one female in particular, who had a bit of a moustache, and left shaving tips on her cell's voice mail.

    Thank god this was a few days before we all left for our individual colleges. :eek:
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    I'm usually pretty mellow when I'm drunk, so I don't do anything that's too dumb.

    One night though, after way too many shots at the bar (over 10), a friend and I walked down to Sheetz (a regional convenience store), ordered MTO's [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheetz](see here),[/URL] and proceeded to walk the 3 mile trip home. Along the way, we were stopped by the police who checked our ID's and after a couple minutes sent us on our drunken mary way. Thankfully, no citations for public drunkenness.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    That's kind of a ways to go for Sheetz. ;) I mean, their stuff isn't bad, but I don't know if it's worth that much effort. Then again, I'm not drunk right now. :p
  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    The Sheetz wasn't that far out of the way and we would have had to walk 3 miles to get home regardless. The short route (less than a mile) wasn't open (bridge was/is out). Even still, I wasn't thinking clearly... and I get hungry when I drink. :D
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]My first time really drinking, I downed a few too many screwdrivers and ended up being convinced by some friends to call a few girls we knew and profess my affection for them. I also called up one female in particular, who had a bit of a moustache, and left shaving tips on her cell's voice mail.

    Thank god this was a few days before we all left for our individual colleges. :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]
    That's the spirit. I've done the same thing a few times when I've been drunk, but who cares.
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    took a swim in the intercoastal after I took a poop on some poor suckers boat which was on land. Not in a bathroom on the boat mind you. in the middle of it.

    I was the third most drunk ever that night.

    Third most because I remember it all.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    *having to strongly resist the urge to make a poop deck joke...
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    I think Ive done some drunken typing on #firstones, but other then that, I keep fairly good control of myself while drunk as a precaution.

    All the illegal stuff happens while Im sober and can dispose of the evidence better :D
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    trust me the poop deck jokes didn't escape me.

    which wasn't a good thing because they made me laugh hysterically which made things all the more....messy.
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