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10 best alarm clocks

croxiscroxis I am the walrus
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  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    The best alarm clock was my roommates in college. It was a chicken that awoke you with a poorly instrumented song with the loud lyrics [i]"Hey Yeah, come on baby, wake-up and dance with me!"[/i] It would get succesively louder that longer you let it go. Its the type of clock were you would attempt to get up before it went off just to avoid hearing the damn thing sing.

    Jake
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    The best alarm clock is my dog Chewy who gets me up a half hour before the actual alarm goes off...

    :rolleyes:

    bodily functions do take precedence...

    :p
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Freejack [/i]
    [B]The best alarm clock was my roommates in college. It was a chicken[/B][/QUOTE]

    And here, kids, we see how important correct grammar is. Notice how the lack of an apostrophe in the word "roommate's" has changed the meaning of the sentence from indicating the chicken clock belonged to the roommate to instead stating that the roommate was a chicken clock.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    No really, all my roomates were singing chickens!

    Jake
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Really? My roomates just mooed alot. I guess they were cows
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Cows in your house?
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    It was a dorm room. Maybe it was more snoring. Its so hard to remember as it was a few years ago.
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