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Pentium... Schmentium: Decoding CPU Names

E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
Not like I wouldn't have wanted someone to put heads of marketing clowns to plate for a longer time.


[quote]Could you tell me which processors you offer for this notebook," I recently asked a direct sales rep for one of the large PC manufacturers in this country. A simple question for a simple answer, one would think. Not so in this case: "It's a Centrino," the rep told me. After clearing up that Centrino is not a processor, the rep insisted that there is only one version of the Pentium M processor offered by Intel. Being told that there are in fact 75 (!) different packages of Pentium M processors available at this time left the rep speechless.


Reading through Intel's processor line-up today is as easy as navigating through a corn maze. The product portfolio gets more confusing and less transparent year after year, with yet another Intel marketing masterpiece due next January.[/quote]

[url]http://www.tomshardware.com/2005/10/25/pentium/[/url]

Comments

  • And those PC World adverts make it look all so simple... :rolleyes:
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    hmph...if you buy from pc world you get all you deserve IMO:rolleyes:
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    The thing is that I would be willing to bet that most of those chips all carry the exact same architecure with one very minor change to enable/disable certain features. In other words it cost Intel the same to manufacture the highest end Pentium as the lowest end Celeron.

    Jake
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    And this is why I no longer even consider Pentiums when looking at new CPUs. If I can't figure out which is faster of any pair, then how am I ever going to be able to intelligently decide on a CPU?

    AMD will be my next CPU :D
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Seriously. I was trying to do research earlier last month for a new office computer. Researching the Pentium 4 lineup achieved a frustration level on par with sorting marbles by salt content.

    The models with higher numerical value in a given series may not actually be faster (or even better) than the lower numbered ones.

    I eventually gave up and bought a venice-core Athlon 64 3500+. It worked and everyone is happy. It also cost less and, as far as I can tell, is faster than the only P4 we had been able to pin down.

    I gave 'em a chance! ;)
  • Great article. Intel is really confusing.
  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    My current Machine uses a Genuine Intel (tm) Schmentium 5 Pro Duo M.

    ;)

    -R.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]hmph...if you buy from pc world you get all you deserve IMO:rolleyes: [/B][/QUOTE]

    What cracks me up about those adverts is that right after they say...

    "With an Intel Pentium 4 Processor..."

    ...the screen cuts to the monitor which plays the "do do do doo!" tune and the Pentium graphic, as if that one little act makes the product itself beyond reproach!

    I bought my machine from Evesham technology, and it's wonderful; but next time, I'll have a friend custom build it. That's the way to go. :)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I custom build all my computers, but that's mostly because I enjoy putting computers together. :)
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]I custom build all my computers, but that's mostly because I enjoy putting computers together. :) [/B][/QUOTE]


    Do you wear glasses and shout "glaven!" a lot as well? ;)

    Just kidding mate, one of my friends custom builds computers for a hobby as well, and has promised to overhaul my old machine at some point. Some of the stuff he talks about is frankly mind-boggling... On that note, one thing that strikes about Firstones is the inordinate proportion of people with high technological competence. Whenever I've had a problem with my machine, I just come right here, and bob's your uncle! Sorted! :)
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]I custom build all my computers, but that's mostly because I enjoy putting computers together. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

    all of our 30 pc's at work are custom built, makes for a fun afternoon upgrading them, lol
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I don't wear glasses, nor do I shout "glaven!" a lot, but I have been known to pull my older computers apart and put them back together again, just for the fun of it.
  • Practise makes perfect, I guess... :D
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    [SIZE=3]Glaven![/SIZE]

    ROTFL!
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Man buying a laptop is where it goes to hell, cause for alot of nice laptops your locked into a mobile pentium, then just trying to figure out which one would be best gets insane.

    For desktops definatly the way to go is an AMD cpu.

    As for building your own, I figured everybody here at FO would, were all geeks right? ;)

    I dont think the entire family has had a factory assembled computer since 1989 when we got a gateway.
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rick [/i]
    [B]My current Machine uses a Genuine Intel (tm) Schmentium 5 Pro Duo M.

    ;)

    -R. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Your Schwartz is bigger than mine!! :eek:

    :D
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