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RANDY???????????????????

WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
I KNEW THEY LIVED IN THE CAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL ALONG I KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I'm sure you did.

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  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    I wonder what type of caves... are they made of limestone?

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  • RandyRandy Master Storyteller
    Lava tubes.

    If they won't come out, we'll have to go in.

    Warleader first.
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    This is an update to you guys out the [i]not[/i] equipped with the complex guidebook [b]On secret cryptings & Warleader[/b].

    Warleader here finally confesses to Randy that he really IS Osama Bin Laden, which Rand has suspected for a long period of time. The talk then slowly goes on to their common hobby and unison interest, bats, and Osama here tells our good ol' Rand that he finally found a living specimen of the long lost species of [b]Guano Allonus Nibbitus[/b] deep in a cave somewhere near Irak.

    I really recommend the book, makes a lot of sense to this board...

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I prefer to just go with the flow when it comes to Warleader's ramblings.

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by Data Crystal:
    [b]...that he finally found a living specimen of the long lost species of [i]Guano Allonus Nibbitus[/i] deep in a cave somewhere near Iraq.[/b][/quote]

    THIS WAS A STOWAWAY FROM A PARTICULARLY UNSANITARY LLORT EXPIDITION TO EARTH!!!!!!!!!!

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by Data Crystal:
    [b]Guano Allonus Nibbitus[/b][/quote]

    Bat-shit eater?

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • RandyRandy Master Storyteller
    Perhaps you don't realize that guano makes outstanding fertilizer.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    No doubt!!!
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    [quote]Originally posted by Biggles:
    [b] Bat-shit eater?

    [/b][/quote]

    Precisely. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]

    No wonder they're nearly extinct...

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    [i]"It does not require an artist to wield the blade that finds itself struck through the heart of an opponent. It takes a true artist to present the sword and allow the man to strike himself against it."[/i]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by Randy:
    [b]Perhaps you don't realize that guano makes outstanding fertilizer.[/b][/quote]

    For plants, yes.

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • BannerBanner Ranger
    Warleader: I've got you covered!!

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  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    [quote]Originally posted by Banner:
    [b]Warleader: I've got you covered!!

    [/b][/quote]

    :O
  • RandyRandy Master Storyteller
    [quote]Originally posted by jambo_jimmy:
    [b] :O[/b][/quote]

    No, no, no. Not with bat guano! He means as in "I've got your back covered."

    Well... that doesn't sound good either, does it?

    Never mind.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Either way, Warleader is going to smell bad now.

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    LOL!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    Is bat poo explosive?

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  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    if you throw it into a glass of nitro-glycerin, i'm sure something will explode [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by Falcon1:
    [b]Is bat poo explosive?

    [/b][/quote]

    Just throw in Rygel the 16th from Friday's Farscape ep. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] Dude shot HUGE flames right out of his ass. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Hehe yeah that would do it. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    I thought he farted Helium...

    QUACK!
  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    Rygel's explosive peeee is also an amazingly deadly weapon! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Yippeeeeee!!!!! That was my 2000 post!!!! Watch out Biggles, here I come! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]

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    'The future is all around us' G'kar
    'I have no surviving enemies! None what so ever!' Galen

    Visit my B5 site at: [url="http://www.nialb5.com"]www.NialB5.com[/url].

    [This message has been edited by Falcon1 (edited 07-29-2002).]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [url="http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Biggles"]You can try. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img][/url]

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    Ha! Piece of cake! Or should I say Bat Poo! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    'The future is all around us' G'kar
    'I have no surviving enemies! None what so ever!' Galen

    Visit my B5 site at: [url="http://www.nialb5.com"]www.NialB5.com[/url].
  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WELL AT LEAST THE BATS HAVE NOT ELECTED TO COME OUT OF THEIR CAVES IN THE JUNGLE AND DRIVE A FERRARI OFF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [quote]Originally posted by Warleader:
    [b]ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WELL AT LEAST THE BATS HAVE NOT ELECTED TO COME OUT OF THEIR CAVES IN THE JUNGLE AND DRIVE A FERRARI OFF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!![/b][/quote]

    Right...
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I wana do that!! Drive a Ferrari I mean. I only hope I will miss the mountain and safely drive home!
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by JackN:
    [b]I thought he farted Helium...

    QUACK![/b][/quote]

    hehe, you didn't watch Friday's ep did ya? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img] It was funny as hell! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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    "Isn't the universe a wonderful place? I wouldn't want to live anywhere else! Love to stay! Can't! Have to go. Kiss kiss, love love! Bye!" - G'Kar
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by Falcon1:
    [b]Yippeeeeee!!!!! That was my 2000 post!!!! Watch out Biggles, here I come! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img][/b][/quote]

    Hey, look! 4 more and I reach 15,000! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    [url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Never eat anything bigger than your own head.[/url]
    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
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