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  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Wookies most certainly can read. And celebrate life day! They're just that awesome.

    And Freejack, you're quite likely to enjoy some of these:
    [url]http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Insurance.htm[/url]
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B][url]http://lelombrik.free.fr/LoMBriK/Ascenseur/[/url] [/B][/QUOTE]


    You stole that from me bitch! ;)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Actually I saw it posted at Blue's News a long time ago, and I may have run it through IRC (possibly here to) not long after.
  • i can confirm that biggles posted it on IRC a long time ago :p

    [IMG]http://strvang.ath.cx/~andi/temp/images/complain2.jpg[/IMG]
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    I rember the convesation, sevral people posted links to things like that, I just cant rember posted what. We need to dig it out there was some good stuff there :D
  • Speakin of CBGBs I forgot to post these when I went there.

    I was able to get in for free (not proud of that). But I sure payed for those SCREWDRIVERS!

    PLEASE EXCUSE THE QUALITY OF THESE PHOTOS THE AUTHOR IS DRUNK!
    [IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/IMG_1069.JPG[/IMG]
    [IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/IMG_1070.JPG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/IMG_1073.JPG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/IMG_1075.JPG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/IMG_1078.JPG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.geocities.com/mrdata33/IMG_1079.JPG[/IMG]

    And of course the TOILET!
  • That's probably the *cleanest* pub toilet I've ever seen in my entire life...
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Wacky

    [URL=http://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=johnnythehomicidalmaniac1p132g.jpg][IMG]http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2525/johnnythehomicidalmaniac1p132g.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]That's probably the *cleanest* pub toilet I've ever seen in my entire life... [/B][/QUOTE] haha thats just the before photo.
  • Touche.

    Being a frequenter of online forums, this VG Cats strip really made me laugh. That and Aeris makes me feel all funny inside... ;)

    [URL=http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=171]Forum Post[/URL]

    [Don't steal bandwidth - mod]

    Eh? I only posted a link! :eek:

    [You posted a link directly to the comic image, not the page it is on which also contains advertising that supports the site - mod]

    Pwned.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Hehehe. :)
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [url]http://pesn.com/2005/11/16/9600203_New_Nazi_Bell/[/url]
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B][url]http://pesn.com/2005/11/16/9600203_New_Nazi_Bell/[/url] [/B][/QUOTE] you and your nazi fetish.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Intesting, the article starts out reasonable enough, but ends up reading as a conspirousy theory...

    Jake
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [url]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php[/url]
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [url]http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2005-10-18/index.html[/url]

    A classic..
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sanfam [/i]
    [B]Wookies most certainly can read. And celebrate life day! They're just that awesome.

    And Freejack, you're quite likely to enjoy some of these:
    [url]http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Insurance.htm[/url] [/B][/QUOTE]

    Along those lines, always make sure you have the right tool for the job: [url]http://www.jeffiscool.com/cranefalling.html[/url]

    Jake
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Oh and another one:

    [url]http://www.jeffiscool.com/pictures/SmokingMother.jpg[/url]
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Ah, for once a version of the crane thing that doesn't have the awful photoshopped final photo of the bigger crane going into the water!


    Wow, that mother is truly stupid. Worried about the sound of jackhammers when she's pregnant, while smoking.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Yep, I've seen the photo shop one, I guess the comedy of errors wasn't funny enough.

    The pregnant woman smoking reminds of the scene in Dazed and Confused where the Quick Stop clerk is telling the pregnant girl that she need to be sure to drink lots of milk and eat greens while she's buy cigs and alcohol.


    Jake
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Just because it can't be a thread of funny things on the internet without it:

    [url]http://www.overclocked.org/multimedia/zerowing.mov[/url]

    Jake
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Chuck Norris Facts:

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

    To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living s**t out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

    Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

    When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

    After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

    Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

    Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the s**t out of little kids.

    Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

    The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

    One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [img]http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/041504/hamster-drivin.gif[/img]

    More fun: [url]http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/[/url]

    Jake
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Freejack [/i]
    [B]Chuck Norris Facts: [/B][/QUOTE]

    I raised this point in yesterday's "Transformation of Europe, 1400-1600" seminar, do any of you guys think that Chuck Norris bears a striking resemblance to the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V?

    [img]http://www.pbs.org/empires/martinluther/gfx/cha_char.jpg[/img]
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    And I'm sure that the prof was just delighted that, FINALLY, someone had made the connection. :p

    (BTW we really need a stickpoke smiley)

    Jake
  • It actually made him laugh. :D
  • Have you seen the new version of [URL=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6987170782649345447&q=jet+li]Hero[/URL] ?
  • That was terrible...
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    [url=http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/albumit/20701/2142993.jpg]Noob[/url] :D
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by sinclair [/i]
    [B]Have you seen the new version of [URL=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6987170782649345447&q=jet+li]Hero[/URL] ? [/B][/QUOTE]

    "Can you dig it?" [b]LMFAO!!![/b] :D

    Still, it was better than Kung-Pow... :rolleyes:
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