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Paris Hilton Screwing by the Pool!

JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
in Zocalo v2.0
HAH HAH HAH!

You just know that everyone who read that headline had to come look for themselves!

ok, wait a minute, is there actually a screw there or is this just a very blonde moment?

Comments

  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    That's some hot screwing right there.
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    I think she's confused.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    We always knew her IQ wasn't very high, and that just goes to prove it: she really thought she was screwing :D
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

    I was waiting for hot porno loving..

    I will now strike down my one eyed trouser snake and masturbate with furious anger...:mad:
  • AnlaShokAnlaShok Democrat From Hell
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

    I was waiting for hot porno loving..

    I will now strike down my one eyed trouser snake and masturbate with furious anger...:mad: [/B][/QUOTE]

    With skanky Paris Hilton? Bleah.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Yeah...

    Refa, you disappoint us.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Have you seen that dvd of hers?

    And hell men!

    You know my reputation.

    Atleast she's not a 80 year old crack whore like the one I lost my virginity to.

    Just kidding. She was cute. And young, just about 20 years or so.

    Just wish she'd been alive as well.
  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    Jack, I'll be forced to beat you senseless now...

    ;)

    -R.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rick [/i]
    [B]Jack, I'll be forced to beat you senseless now...

    ;)

    -R. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Well Rick, that's fine, and you probably could use the vacation out here in Tennessee anyway! :D
  • RickRick Sector 14 Studios
    You moved?

    Dayum...when did this happen?

    -R.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    You be wanting to hop [url=http://forums.firstones.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8715]a couple of threads over[/url], Rick. :)
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rick [/i]
    [B]You moved?

    Dayum...when did this happen?

    -R. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Couple of months ago. We left CA, August 15. Been trying to sell our home since about a year ago now.

    Took a week to drag all our crap across country and arrived just in time to get drenched and tossed around by Katrina's leftovers...

    :rolleyes:

    But things are going good now.

    Yes, and do check out the pics...
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