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thank F#%$ for idiots

shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
in Zocalo v2.0
I had my car stolen for 3 hrs.

Some idiot stole my car, parked it around the corner from where he stole it and fell asleep in it. My friends saw it and called in the local cruiser who picked the guy up. My friends returned the car to me inside an hour or so.

freaky shit

Comments

  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I know it isn't funny...but MAN did that make me laugh!

    Idiot...good thing, but LOL!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Surely a park bench would have been better...
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    I imagine the standard issue park bench doesn't have a built-in heater. ;)
  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    Or a cigarette lighter...

    Regards,
    Morden
  • MundaneMundane Elite Ranger
    Nice done, you should personally thank him :P
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    Lets see, if he's homeless, he had a nice sleep in a warm car, and now has a bed and a few squares a day, without much work. And no guilt about actually stealing anything.

    Sounds like a nice plan.
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