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BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
in Zocalo v2.0
I'm posting this from where I work, at a small cell phone games company.

As I type this, the CEO in the next room is setting up the new watercooler we just got for the company.

It's all downhill from here.

Comments

  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Not necessarily! You've managed to spot the first symptoms, possibly due to the previous experience we have. Now is the time to act! Tonight, at 2am, you will strike the evil watercooler, and you will remove it from the premises! Fill its tank with concrete and dump it in the harbour! Save your company before it's too late!
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    You can't fight the shadows overtly. Instead, go underground, form a resistance movement.

    You may strike out at it by puncturing the watercooler, destroying the dixie cup squadrons when no one's looking, and perhaps even unplugging it from the power outlet to reduce the water cooler's appeal to the masses.

    This is a war fought with information, not bullets and bombs. Oh wait, what were we talking about again? ;)
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    The boss says not to worry until we get a marketing department. Since we still don't have one, it should be safe... but I'm keeping my eyes peeled nonetheless.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    The watercooler is there, and there's no way around it. Give it five years, and the marketing department will come on its own will. All you need then is to eject. EJECT!
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    I hear you. Definitely going to be reading any further contracts carefully.
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