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Kingdom of Heaven...

OK...where to begin...

Horrible film. Worst I've seen in a long time actually.

First off, it seems like they cut about 4 hours from the storyline. The first half the the film leaves you incredibly confused as you jump around from place to place to people you don't know with no introduction, etc etc.

The acting was A-B grade, not great, not horrible though. Some of the lines where HORRIBLE though.

The plot...well...it's the crusades, it has a auwful love interest (That, even though his oath to never do wrong and remain virtuous is still fresh, led to an affair at the drop of a hat. Woo woo)

One thing that was done right, possibly the only thing, is that One side wanted the war, thinking that, as the pope told them, "Killing infidels is the path to salvation", while the other knew that was most definatly not the case.

Overall, I'll give it a C-

Comments

  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    Yeah I'll admit the transition wasn't all that great...But I have to say it wasn't really that bad. Just a hunch here but I think the fact that they portrayed the christians as total assholes is probably whats pissing you off. :D

    Its funny I didn't even recognize doctor bashir. Funniest part was when bailen says "Get me my horse!" & the servant screams "EEEYI!" Hmm between this & Gladiator I'd rather see gladiator though.
  • Orlando Bloom as a crusader? What [i]abominable[/i] casting...

    The main criticism of the film is Scott's attempted imposition of 21st century values onto a film which is meant to catalogue a campaign based on religious cleansing and economic displacement. In short, there are, apparently, "good" crusaders and "bad" crusaders. :rolleyes:

    Crusading and tolerance are diametrically opposite views.

    The battle sequences look quite good, but is it really worth it just to see them?

    Regards,
    Morden
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Actually, I'm not upset at that Cab3l Guy, I can't argue with history, and they got it right. The pope told the people that this was right in the sight of God, and all your sins would be forgiven if you became a crusader.

    As illiteracy was rampent, and most people that could read were told that they couldn't understand the Bible anyway, The popes word was basically the word of God in their eyes, so they blindly followed.

    Shoot, Many catholics today still won't read the bible as they are told they can't understand it anyway.
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    I think ya'll know about the [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Constantinople_%281204%29#Final_capture_of_Constantinople.3B_outcome]Siege of Byzantium[/URL] I consider that the lowest point in the crusades especially considering it killed more christians than muslims.
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]First off, it seems like they cut about 4 hours from the storyline. The first half the the film leaves you incredibly confused as you jump around from place to place to people you don't know with no introduction, etc etc.[/B][/QUOTE]They had even restored insides of one castle but none of those takes survived to the film.
    Also they had cut lot of other good scenes.


    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]Just a hunch here but I think the fact that they portrayed the christians as total assholes is probably whats pissing you off. :D[/B][/QUOTE]Yep, acknowledgeing truth hurts, especially when it has something to do with religious brainwashing.


    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]...and they got it right. The pope told the people that this was right in the sight of God...[/B][/QUOTE]Have to wonder how long it takes before Dubya&Fanatics Co bans this movie so that it doesn't teach people "wrong thoughts".


    [url=http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/krwashbureau/20050506/ts_krwashbureau/_bc_usiraq_intelligence_wa_1]British memo indicates Bush made intelligence fit Iraq policy[/url]
    And then some claim that people can think/learn from history...
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]As illiteracy was rampent, and most people that could read were told that they couldn't understand the Bible anyway, The popes word was basically the word of God in their eyes, so they blindly followed. [/B][/QUOTE]

    The 11th century Pastoral Reform Movement. As you say, it not only enabled the "word of of God" to be spread more effectively throughout Europe, but it increased the power and influence of the Papacy to a massive extent.

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]I think ya'll know about the Siege of Byzantium I consider that the lowest point in the crusades especially considering it killed more christians than muslims.[/B][/QUOTE]

    In many cases, the crusaders hated the Orthodox Byzantines just as much as the Muslims. Same went for pagans and Jews. Until the Crusades, Catholic and Orthodox Christians had been fighting one another on and off for centuries since the schism between the two churches.

    Regards,
    Morden
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    ahh killing in the name of god...

    just one more reason I dont go to church.

    Speaking of, during the time of the Catholic rule of the world (now known as the Dark Ages appropriately), whose to say the papacy in Rome didnt re-write the entire bible to fit their own ideals? Thats one of the big reasons I really hate the catholic church.

    Did you know it wasnt until the 20th century that catholic church finally recognized Copurnicus and Columbus' ideas of the world being round and not the center of the universe? In their day they were considered heretics and the church expelled them. It wasnt until the 20th century that they fixed that error.
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    Not far off, the hastily mounted horses of the crusader knights could be seen mounting the hillside, as the tardy noblemen raced to squeeze through their own men onto the `frontline' - and it was at this point that one of the knights in front, galloping toward the sea of people, screamed to Arnold Amaury to give his men orders on how to distinguish the Christians from the heretics in the midst of such pandemonium. Amaury yelled back to the knights racing forward around him, "Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius!" Slay them all! God will know his own!3 Interesting choice of words for the head of the Cistercian order and the highest representative of the Pope - and by the dawn of that same day, every church, home and shed in the town was ablaze; and nearly every one of its estimated 20,000 inhabitants put to the sword.4 In a letter to the Pope, Amaury wrote "the workings of divine vengeance have been wondrous."
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    like I said, nothing like men determining Gods will...
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SpiritOne [/i]
    [B]whose to say the papacy in Rome didnt re-write the entire bible to fit their own ideals? Thats one of the big reasons I really hate the catholic church.[/B][/QUOTE]

    Early christian finds point to just that. An example being the position of maria magdalene. She was a holy figure in early christianity, but the church made her a whore, and took most of her virtues and moved them onto holy mary.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I have to say i wasnt really planning on going to watch it anyway

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Early christian finds point to just that. An example being the position of maria magdalene. She was a holy figure in early christianity, but the church made her a whore, and took most of her virtues and moved them onto holy mary. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Who was maria magdalene supposed to be?
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Early christian finds point to just that. An example being the position of maria magdalene. She was a holy figure in early christianity, but the church made her a whore, and took most of her virtues and moved them onto holy mary. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Someone puts a little too much faith in theories perpetuated by the Davinci Code...
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]Someone puts a little too much faith in theories perpetuated by the Davinci Code... [/B][/QUOTE]

    A lot of it's quite far-fetched and downright untrue, but *some* has basis in fact. One of those probably trues is the editing of the Gospels by the early church after it was established by the Emperor Constantine in the 5th century.

    Regards,
    Morden
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]Someone puts a little too much faith in theories perpetuated by the Davinci Code... [/B][/QUOTE]

    Actually, no. This is history. finds of manuscripts in northern Africa. Was on TV a few months ago.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    that wasnt about the dead sea scrolls was it? i didnt see it, but i heard about them being discovered
  • The Dead Sea is located between Jordan and Israel, therefore, the African manuscripts could not have come from there. ;)

    Regards,
    Morden
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    I've recently read that the movie had a budget of 150 MILLION! Thats really dissapointing considering the quality of scott's movies with much less...

    Oh well guess ya can't win em all, had to lose one some time. ;)
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]The Dead Sea is located between Jordan and Israel, therefore, the African manuscripts could not have come from there. ;)

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    thats besides the point :p
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    No, not the dead sea scrolls. Dont remember exactly where they were found, but they were found buried close to a monastery along with missives from the church that they were to burn those pages..
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]thats besides the point :p [/B][/QUOTE]

    But, the... with the...

    *Shakes fist*

    Damn you, ShadowDancer! :D

    Regards,
    Morden
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    :D :D :D
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