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Laura Bush desperate Housewife
SpiritOne
MagnetoABQ NM
in Zocalo v2.0
Last night at the Annual correspondents dinner Laura Bush dropped the act for 20 mintues to be a standup comic, and did it well.
She even got in a zinger about she can pronounce nuclear :D
You know, I seriously have no clue how Bush got someone like her to marry him. She really is quite interesting...
some links
[URL=http://washingtontimes.com/entertainment/20050501-095938-5201r.htm]She shoots[/URL]
[URL=http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/story.jsp?story=634917]she scores[/URL]
She even got in a zinger about she can pronounce nuclear :D
You know, I seriously have no clue how Bush got someone like her to marry him. She really is quite interesting...
some links
[URL=http://washingtontimes.com/entertainment/20050501-095938-5201r.htm]She shoots[/URL]
[URL=http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/story.jsp?story=634917]she scores[/URL]
Comments
[B]Everybody loves a doofus. [/B][/QUOTE]
I should have women falling for me if that were true. :p
[B]Ok, people love positive, simple doofuses. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
I'm a simple doofus... and can't help my blood type. Type O Negative.
heh. Just kidding. HAve no idea about my blood type, neither do my parents.. oh well. I guess we'll find some day, eventually atleast. It's bound to come out sooner or later.
And really.. Am I really that negative? Pessimistic? Nihilistic?
I Am a happy guy. IT's just usually that tends to happen after my blood is 3% alcohol...
Starts at about 1:14
[url]http://www.c-span.org/Search/advanced.asp?AdvancedQueryText=white+house+correspondents+association+dinner[/url]
And it was very carefully staged, the Bush's executed it perfectly I thought. :D
And watch Sedriks bit right after Laura's...
"PopeMobile on Pimp my Ride" :D
[B]I'm a simple doofus... and can't help my blood type. Type O Negative.
heh. Just kidding. HAve no idea about my blood type, neither do my parents.. oh well. I guess we'll find some day, eventually atleast. It's bound to come out sooner or later.
And really.. Am I really that negative? Pessimistic? Nihilistic?
I Am a happy guy. IT's just usually that tends to happen after my blood is 3% alcohol... [/B][/QUOTE] 3% ? Why don't you go for 10% where the stakes really change!
(warning memory loss is common or even death!)
[B]3% ? Why don't you go for 10% where the stakes really change!
(warning memory loss is common or even death!) [/B][/QUOTE]
Been there, done that, loved every minute of it.
"Now, of course, he spends his days clearing brush, cutting trails, taking down trees, or, as the girls call it, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw -- which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."
:D
[B]HAve no idea about my blood type, neither do my parents.. oh well. I guess we'll find some day, eventually atleast.[/B][/QUOTE]
Why don't you go donate some juice and find out? After they've sucked you dry the first time, they'll tell you your blood type the second time you go in. ;) Besides, it's fun. All those needles and pouches of blood and... actually some rather cute gals there too from time to time. :)
Donated blood for the second time less than a week ago, and I think I'll start doing it regularly. Call me strange, but I like it. :D
A+ here btw, the most common bloodtype there is in Finland and simply because of that the one they're always chronically short of.
Back on topic, this is one of the funnier things I've seen recently. :D
Usually they comment on my scars, say some funny name for it, like they're a disease or something. And then they look at my happy happy smile and shut the fuck up. :)
Which is silly.
[B]thought they do? guess not in finland [/B][/QUOTE]
They dont even pay for blood.. which is why i dont donate.
If they would pay, i'd bring my own buckets, and litres of fresh blood.