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ROTFL... You better guard your houses.

E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
in Zocalo v2.0
[quote]Board by board, shingle by shingle, for nearly three months, they dismantled the three-bedroom brick house and carted it away until only a pile of rubble was left.
Their only problem: they didn't own it...[/quote]

[url]http://www.tylerpaper.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1994&dept_id=341384&newsid=14200839&PAG=461&rfi=9[/url]

Comments

  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Lol, there's no better cover than plain sight. Its like when you go to a mall parking lot and see someone trying to force open the door on a car. You just assume they left their keys inside, nobody questions them.
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    you know in the last 3 or 4 months we have had some of the strangeest news come out of here.

    Tyler is starting to become known, perhaps I should move.
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    LMAO, that is funny!
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SpiritOne [/i]
    [B]you know in the last 3 or 4 months we have had some of the strangeest news come out of here.

    Tyler is starting to become known, perhaps I should move. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Were you involved? ;)

    Worf
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Saw this a week ago :D

    Think I might have posted it on IRC too :)

    Still funny!
  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    [i]A company representative called Taylor on March 15 to report her house stolen.[/i]

    How ON EARTH can you report a house as [b][i]stolen?[/i][/b] :D

    Regards,
    Morden
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]How ON EARTH can you report a house as [b][i]stolen?[/i][/b] :D [/B][/QUOTE]Yeah, I wonder what kind of form they had to use... or did "bureaucracy machine" crash with error saying something like "illegal input". :D
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    lol, no I wasnt involved, but I did drive by just to see what was left, bascially just a slab.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    thats probably what people on both sides of that phone call were thinking :D

    Man the paperwork on that one has got to be a pain :D
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    This happened once around here, too, only it was more by accident. A young family went away on a nice holiday overseas. When they came back, their house was gone. It turned out that a house moving company had taken their house instead of the one they were meant to take (mixed up the number or street or suburb or something).
  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]This happened once around here, too, only it was more by accident. A young family went away on a nice holiday overseas. When they came back, their house was gone. It turned out that a house moving company had taken their house instead of the one they were meant to take (mixed up the number or street or suburb or something). [/B][/QUOTE]

    ...

    You can't really make a bigger mistake than that, can you? What's more, owing to the sheer [b]enormity[/b] of such a task, should the movers have an obligation to to check they have the right house around 10 times, or something? :D

    Mover 1: Is this right house?
    Mover 2: Yep
    Mover 1: Are you sure?
    Mover 2: Positive.
    Mover 1: Are you certain?
    Mover 2: Damn, sorry, it's the next one along.

    See? Most people check TWICE!

    Regards,
    Morden
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