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Llort attack squadron sighted!

Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
in Zocalo v2.0
This just in from fleet command: Llort attack squadron has been sighted rounding the Jovian moons on an attack vector that will have the arrive at Earth in under 36 hours. We should prepare for invasion now. Prepare all aardvark artillary squadons and watercooler brigades!

CRY HAVOC and let slip the Vorklifts of war!

Comments

  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    I'd like to know what an "artillery squadron" is....
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    I would assume that since its an aardvark artillery squad, they fire the critters as ammo...

    Jake
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Knowing the llort, they are both deadly and numerous!

    Call in the vorklifts!!!
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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Initial reports are in from the forward cloaked vorklift scouts have encountered the Llort fleet passing the asteroid belt! This brings them to just over 24 hours from Earth!

    Prepare for invasion!
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    *Hops in Randys VPK*
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    Good thing I kept this thing. :D
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    *slips inside A%'s stolen VPK using duplicated keys that he got while distracting A% a few years back*

    Ready to kill some Llort? :D
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Wha?...

    Dangit, Randy will SO not be pleased... :D
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