Confucious Say:

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• JackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>

  February 2005

  Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
  
  Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
  
  Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.
  
  Confucius say, Virgin like balloon one prick, all gone.
  
  Confucius say, Girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.
  
  Confucius say, Man who lays girl on hillside is not on the level.
  
  Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
  
  Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
  
  Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
  
  Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  
  Confucius say, Man who finger girl having period get caught red-handed.
  
  Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong man with four balls cannot walk.
  
  Confucius say, Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
  
  Confucius say, Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
• croxis I am the walrus

  February 2005

  wtf?
  I'll post one of my fav when i get home
• bobo (A monkey)

  February 2005

  Um, Biggles, it looks like someone has hijacked JackN's account.
• JackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>

  February 2005

  Not that I know of...
  
  :)