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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    You mean to say PURPLE.
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    green rhymes with spleen

    Does purple rhyme with anything?
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    gurgle.

    gargle.

    sparkle?

    rupples?

    Oy! Gonads have been eating my spleen with green soy sauce mixed with liver.
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    most of the words you listed don't really rhyme with Purple, only the first one (gurgle).

    As for Green, it rhymes with sheen, and shin too. And tin, and pin, and LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE.

    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Green is for Steam.

    PURPLE RULES!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Purple Zeta Squadron crushes the green opposition!
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    or so you thought... your shots missed their critical targets because of the power and determination of GREEN.

    We used spoo-derived decoys to protect our ships.

    fear the power of green
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Thats becuase the Zeta fleet was wiping out your decoys as a decoy while Gamma force moved in and wiped out the real targets!
  • Run forest Run!

    [img]http://www.b5-blender.com/render/greenkill.jpg[/img]
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    You underestimated the power of Green yet again.

    When you thought that your Purple decoy fleet was destroying Green spoo decoys and your real purple fleet was destroying the real Green fleet, my green spoo decoys actually confused your censors so that your decoy fleet fired upon your main fleet, and your main fleet attacked your own decoys. The green fleet is actually in another system altogether
  • except for my one lone, light fighter, which mopped up his cruisers.

    Who says bigger isn't better? :D
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    :D GREEN :D
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    So much for that weak green dreadnaught...PURPLE RULES!
  • you mis-read, that was a green FIGHTER.

    and it reflects 90% of energy weapons' engergy, and absorbes the rest. The physical energy, as the ship is in a semi-permiable and gelatnous state, does no damage. So your BAS is brobably commiting suicide by attacking it that close, as alot of the energy is being sent right back at it.

    In case it didn't, I sent THIS, one of the manned attack drones, with a few fighters for back up.

    [img]http://b5-blender.com/render/greendrone.jpg[/img]

    We grow our ships BTW. We have entire planets throughout the galaxy that grow nothing but these ships. We let them loose into space when they are but a few feet long. after about 2 years, they come back fully grown. At which point we modify the inside to suport a control structure, with a small crew as the ships are semi intelligent (And entirely loyal)

    We grow about 50,000 per planet per year, about half that for the cruisers and dreadnoughts, no amount of genetic engeneering can make them grow fast enough.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Clearly propaganda since the Green vessel is clearly seen destroyed in flight recorder data.

    But to deal with the new Green threat a new PURPLE sphere-ship has been launched and will destroy it. Equiped with self-modifying-cell-defensive-augmented-plasmatic-diaform sheilding and anti-non-localized-relectorial defensive systems, no known green ship can defeat it.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Well, nothing other than this!

    [img]http://sanfam.dyndns.org:3003/civ3_spearman.gif[/img]
  • FSCKING SPEARMEN!

    A part of me dies every time I lose a tank to one. :(
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    HA! your fleets are nothing compared to my killer pancake bunny of disemboling death!! :shadow1: :shadow1:
    :noidea:
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    What you fail to realize is that all Purple technology is Green technology stolen by your spies. We have been aware of the location and names of all Purple agents in the Green tech sector, and have been feeding them antiquated tech specs for centuries.

    YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    We will easily survive becuase our technology was ours alone. Don't let your bought off agents misinform you about us stealing YOUR technology. Your agents simply plant those rumors so that you won't think we are as strong as we are...er...I don't think I was supposed to say that.

    Oops.

    Well, must kill the enemy's messenger then!


    The Purple Monkey Ship attacks!

    (Disclaimer: This ship is in no way related to Bobo the Monkey, but is named as it is due to the primitive classes in Blender)
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]The Purple Monkey Ship attacks!

    (Disclaimer: This ship is in no way related to Bobo the Monkey, but is named as it is due to the primitive classes in Blender) [/B][/QUOTE]

    So does that make it my ship, since its a "not a monkey-bobo-" ship?? Green shall destroy you all!!!
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]We will easily survive becuase our technology was ours alone. Don't let your bought off agents misinform you about us stealing YOUR technology. Your agents simply plant those rumors so that you won't think we are as strong as we are...er...I don't think I was supposed to say that.

    Oops.

    Well, must kill the enemy's messenger then!

    The Purple Monkey Ship attacks!

    (Disclaimer: This ship is in no way related to Bobo the Monkey, but is named as it is due to the primitive classes in Blender) [/B][/QUOTE]

    MAKE YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

    *Presses the red button*

    Oops...I just blew up the known, and unknown universe. All matter and antimatter have swapped places. Big boom

    * !

    doh
  • ArikArik Galen's Apprentice
    Hmm... if all matter and antimatter swapped places, would we notice the difference?
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Arik [/i]
    [B]Hmm... if all matter and antimatter swapped places, would we notice the difference? [/B][/QUOTE]

    Perhaps not, but GREEN is still the victor!
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    Purple out classes green on all fronts. you just can't see it yet....
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    As always, Purple wins. G-r-e-e-n just spews propaganda.
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    i now go off and build up the Gold navy. :D

    :shadow1:
  • hey RC...Greens still winning.

    3nd year running baby! plurple needs over 200 votes in the next 18 days in order to win. :D

    MUAHAHAHA!!!
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    :noidea:

    :shadow1:
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