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What not to buy your kids for Christmas

BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
in Zocalo v2.0
[url]http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/toyshopping/toys.asp[/url]

Comments

  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    *rofl*

    Though i'd really like the episode III playset...
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I don't have kids, but I could buy some of those for myslef. :)
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [quote][b]Why it's dangerous:[/b] Soon after release it became apparent that RoboSapiens were not only sentient, but jealous of our humanity and our ability to feel pleasure and love—things they will of course never feel. The CyberDyne corporation also gave the Robosapiens shortened lifespans, with automatic and painful termination after just six years. This is why their advanced A.I. processors have only formed one emotion: pure, black hatred.

    The cybernetic toys already control northern Taiwan and are using human slave labor to build a massive army of KillBots. Human troops have fallen like mown grass before the mechanized conquerors, and robotic clones have infiltrated every level of world government and industry.

    [b]What you can do:[/b] Nothing.[/quote]

    Tehehe, the robot army is coming...
    :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot:
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    *sets up EMP mines around his house*

    Worf
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    I want the light saber. :D
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I'll take the light saber.

    And the speed stuff. :D
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    The smelting furnace description is the best, I think. :D
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    LOL! that is so great, thanks for sharing that :D
  • NovaCameronNovaCameron Earthforce Officer
    Gimmie gimmie! I'll take 500 robots plz. :D I shall reprogram them and then release them into the wild. :D
  • Reaver4kReaver4k Trainee in training
    Hmmmm.... I would take if the robots if they had a kill switch
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Funny, but I found this link to be even funnier, having spent twelve years now in the US education system:

    [url]http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/textbook/textbook.asp[/url]
  • SharlinSharlin Trainee
    LOL @ both Links
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