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Ze PhychoAnylazis of de firstvuns foroums....

[b]Reaver4k[/b]
Zis is one person who needs to lurn how to speel his vords properly. Appavently, hese post count meter has been replaced by a "Vords properly speelt meter"

Solution: Please looke into liszening to "Villiam Shatner's Greetest heets CD" album. Repeeted leesning of such music shoold help your ability to zound out vords and speel them properly.

[b]Lord Refa[/b]
Yoo are one very vooked up indeevidual Mr. Refa. Yoor constant death wish mized with yoor pervers fasinatioon with de "tentacle zex" iz symbolic of zomeone forced to vatch von too many teletubby episodes az a voong child.

Solution: I am verry sorry to tell voo zhat zere is only von known zolution to your probleems, with a 15 perceent sucess rating. Voo must vatch "Domokubbies" vhich shoold force vou to lose yoor grip on realitee and refocus on zee real world.
Just make certain zat you do NOT have any sharp opjects neer voo while you vatch this show, as 85 perceent manage to kiill themselves before treetment is over!

[b]Biggles[/b]
Our favoreet vish tank adminaztrator haz finally been effected by the vamous "Vistonesitis"....sadly, zere is no cure.

[b]Random Chaos[/b]
zee "Class Clown" of zee forums, with a liking uf zee purple nucleear haze. I do not beleeve he has caught this virstonesitis, rather I zink he has bought a newer form of inzanity from anozer place. Poziply related to "Pinky", anozer class clown...

Solution: I am stieel in zee researching phaze of zis problem...

Comments

  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Re: Ze PhychoAnylazis of de firstvuns foroums....

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dr Zook [/i]
    [B][b]Reaver4k[/b]
    [b]Lord Refa[/b]
    Yoo are one very vooked up indeevidual Mr. Refa. Yoor constant death wish mized with yoor pervers fasinatioon with de "tentacle zex" iz symbolic of zomeone forced to vatch von too many teletubby episodes az a voong child.

    Solution: I am verry sorry to tell voo zhat zere is only von known zolution to your probleems, with a 15 perceent sucess rating. Voo must vatch "Domokubbies" vhich shoold force vou to lose yoor grip on realitee and refocus on zee real world.
    Just make certain zat you do NOT have any sharp opjects neer voo while you vatch this show, as 85 perceent manage to kiill themselves before treetment is over!
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    Just watched Underworld.. And I remember how I dreamed of being devoured by werewolves/vampires during ages 5-12, and how I dreamed of devouring people as a werewolf during the ages 12-18.

    Anyway. What is Domokubbies?

    Some kind of cleaning brand?

    And hey! There's nothing wrong or perverse about tentacle porn you know. It's perfectly normal. Just like two men doing the dirty. Right? ;)

    I am sane!

    really.

    I am.

    I think.

    There for I am.

    Coherence is a virtue for the ones blessed with ignorance.

    Nuts.

    ooo

    a copper was shot.

    anyway. I lost me.
  • Reaver4kReaver4k Trainee in training
    WTF...
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Reaver4k [/i]
    [B]WTF... [/B][/QUOTE]

    NARF!
  • Re: Re: Ze PhychoAnylazis of de firstvuns foroums....

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]
    Anyway. What is Domokubbies?
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    probably something like telletubbies...thats the first thing that came to mind anyway...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    A cross between Domokun and the teletubbies?
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    WHO ASKED YOU TO PLAY GOD?! :mad:
  • PhiPhi <font color=#FF0000>C</font><font color=#FF9900>o</font><font color=#FFFF00>l</font><font color=#00F
    Probably Sanfram

  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Aahh.. the memories.. of de happier times... :D
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    You're still nuts
  • ok, I'm trying to decide whos more at fault, me for linking to this thread, or you guys for actually bumping it... :)
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Dont blame me.. I am not in control of my impulses.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    ZOOTY ZOOT ZOOT!
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
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    Exterminate. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [IMG]http://www.vorklift.com/firstones_stuff/purplevsgreen.gif[/IMG]
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    [IMG]http://www.bathtub-productions.com/smilies/greenvspurple2.gif[/IMG]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [IMG]http://www.vorklift.com/firstones_stuff/purplevsgreen.gif[/IMG]
    EXTERMINATED!
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Negative

    [IMG]http://www.bathtub-productions.com/smilies/obey.jpg[/IMG]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [IMG]http://www.vorklift.com/firstones_stuff/purplevsgreen.gif[/IMG]

    The aardvark approves of this message.

    :gpa:
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
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    Please continue.
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
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    Contination.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
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  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    I see the Purple Daleks have enlist the forces of AGPHG...this cannot end well.

    Jake
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    O M G. What have ye started?
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [IMG]http://www.vorklift.com/firstones_stuff/purple_tardis.png[/IMG]
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