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This just in: The Llort will invade soon!

Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
in Zocalo v2.0
This appears to be a fact this time. It is not superstition.

The Magic 8 Ball claims it is so!

[00:26] !8ball Is the Llort invasion coming within the next month?
[00:26] Random_Chaos: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Yes.

Based on this new intelligence by the all knowing 8 Ball in IRC, we hereby must declare an emergency session of the Firstones Defense Council!

All hail insanity! :shadow1:
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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Well, since the Firstones Defense Council consists of Sanfam and I, and Sanfam still doesn't have a working computer, I hereby decree that we will accept Random Chaos's valiant sacrifice and offer him to the Llort.
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    I second it!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    yeees! Sacrifice him.
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    Well, we could try dressing up a monkey as RC, and Sacrifying it instead. The Llort probably won't recognize any differences...

    ok.. so, where's Bobo?
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    No, we can't sacrifice our dear monkey Bobo, RC will have to do.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    RC is the only option.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Wait wait wait!!!!! :eek:

    You can't sacrifice me!

    Maybe Simmonds? Exile? A2597?

    Anyone else!?

    :eek: :eek:
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    I volunteer Simmonds.
  • TanhauserTanhauser Ranger
    Quick! Alert The Narn Bat Squad!
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]I volunteer Simmonds. [/B][/QUOTE]

    I was going to say that
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]Wait wait wait!!!!! :eek:

    You can't sacrifice me!

    Maybe Simmonds? Exile? A2597?

    Anyone else!?

    :eek: :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]

    You forgot Refa
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]I was going to say that [/B][/QUOTE]
    You were going to say that you volunteer?
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    You were going to start speaking in the third person?
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Like the_exile does?
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    the_exile most certainly does not!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I was wrong then
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Clearly, since Simmonds wants to go to the Llort, he must be a Llort spy. We'll execute him immediately. As for the sacrifice, I'm afraid only Random Chaos will do.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    yes...and he's purple.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    That too. Purples are expendable.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Mon [/i]
    [B]You were going to say that you volunteer? [/B][/QUOTE]

    No... more or less in the Conscritped form.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]That too. Purples are expendable. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Wait a minute. Purples are NOT expendable!
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]Wait a minute. Purples are NOT expendable! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yes... They are more Expendable then Me, Exile, Refa and A#.... They are used first!!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    The Llort have rejected me and sent me back with a message:

    [QUOTE]We are waiting for the Aardvark reinforcements. Give us another week and we will invade. P.S. - Tell your leader we only accept Green sacrifices.[/QUOTE]
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]You forgot Refa [/B][/QUOTE]

    Get yer filthy mandibles offa me!:mad:

    And any of u narns pick a bat, or a rock, or anything at all, I'll have you arrested for indecent exposure!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    But...but...the Narn just want to pick up their clothes and put them back on!

    ;)
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]The Llort have rejected me and sent me back with a message: [/B][/QUOTE]
    And you think we would believe you?
    Maybe we'll give you to Worf so he'll have something to chew on.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Maybe RC is working for them.... Lets push him into an airlcok and play with the buttons
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    BRING IT ON LLORT!

    [img]http://www.bakercountyonline.com/md-2389/Timelines_Romulans.jpg[/img]
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]But...but...the Narn just want to pick up their clothes and put them back on!

    ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    They had no business going gang banging on my backyard. :(
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    Pffft... they're already here, dude, and they're controlling many of the world's leaders and corporate CEOs (which nicely expains why so many of 'em seem to have gone off the deep end already...:D ).
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