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Best pickup lines

The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
Ok I know pickup lines tend not to work but I came up with a really good one...







Hey, got any mace? Cause I'm gonna rape ya!

Comments

  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    you have issues, don't you?
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    Purely to prevent anyone else from doing it, I'm going to make the lame follow-up joke. I'm so sorry.

    Oh, he doesn't have "issues". He has "subscriptions".

    Forgive me.
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by David of Mac [/i]
    [B]Purely to prevent anyone else from doing it, I'm going to make the lame follow-up joke. I'm so sorry.

    Oh, he doesn't have "issues". He has "subscriptions".

    Forgive me. [/B][/QUOTE]
    close...prescriptions
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Pick up lines are pointless
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I've always found "hi" to be the best...

    or an offer to help with school... :D
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Surely [url=http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/wannaburlovr.html]these[/url] would work....
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    OR

    "Does this soda taste like GHB to you?"
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    OK Exile, I'll admit that made me chuckle...
  • SpiritOneSpiritOne Magneto ABQ NM
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i just put ghb in your drink
    now im gonna rape you

    or, if your not into that kind of thing

    do you wash your pants with windex?
    cause I can see myself in them.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by David of Mac [/i]
    [B]Purely to prevent anyone else from doing it, I'm going to make the lame follow-up joke. I'm so sorry.

    Oh, he doesn't have "issues". He has "subscriptions".

    Forgive me. [/B][/QUOTE]


    Psht, Ive got VOLUMES man, WHOLE FREAKING VOLUMES

    Im damn near Publishers clearing house!
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

    OR

    "Does this soda taste like GHB to you?" [/B][/QUOTE]


    a vairant on the theme, you hold out some drink and go, "does this taste like rohypnol to you?"
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    Im not sure if this one got across the Pacific, or even if perhaps it came from there but.. here goes :

    "My face is leaving in five minutes, I'd like you to be on it..."

    "Hi, my name is (insert name here), I'll be your stalker and/or rapist for this evening."
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    Either:

    Use a dating service online to get to know someone and then use this one on your first meeting:

    "The other bar was nearly empty so I decided to come here instead. I thought I recognized your face, so here I am. Care to chat?"

    Works, too. :D

    [IMG]http://212.226.143.149/00/18/87/43/2890276.jpg[/IMG]

    <3 :)

    Other one which has got me before to a good start is:

    "I don't know anyone from around here, and you looked darn cute so I thought I'd come harass you instead. You mind chatting with a complete stranger? *insert smile here*"

    Thank God I don't have to think about pickup lines anymore. :p But although it's a cliché, it's also true. Being yourself pays off better than the best of lines. :)
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I'm insane. Truly. Actually. I'm insanely sane. I'm beyond sanity.

    Truth wouldnt work for me. Never has. Never would. Never gotten truth from others, so shouldn't give others either.

    I'm the deceiver. I'm treacherous. I'm just a victim of circumstances. ;)
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