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[quote][21:10] < Vertigo1 > !8ball Will the french ever win a fight?
[21:10] < ~UniBiggles > Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Hell no.[/quote]
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[quote][21:10] < Vertigo1 > !8ball Will the french ever win a fight?
[21:10] < ~UniBiggles > Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Hell no.[/quote]
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[23:31] Random_Chaos: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: The dark side clouds everything.
[21:05] <~UniBiggles> Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Don't count on it.
There. :D
it also said "Hell no" to me ever stopping being a republican.
HL2 is out soon according to it.
Freespace 3 is a never
Mars is a negative
french always lose
I will never get laid, but ay get married ???
list goes on.
And?
[B]
I will never get laid[/B][/QUOTE]
You posted it, not us! :D :p :D
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Don't count on it.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: The 8ball you are calling has been disconnected.
< Vertigo1> !8ball Will A2597 ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: %BFORTY TWO
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Outlook not so good (use Thunderbird).
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Nope.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: The 8ball you are calling has been disconnected.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Maybe.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Future unclear.
< Vertigo1> lol
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Error 153: 8ball shaken too hard. Please try again.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Hell no.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Zog.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Zog.
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< Vertigo1> LOL
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get laid?
< A2597> tNOOOO
< Vertigo1> stop man
< A2597> It stopped working!!!
< Vertigo1> I'm trying to copy and paste
< Curz> Doesn't look so good, A
< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get married?
< Vertigo1> haha
< A2597> shoot, I broke it.[/quote]
[quote]< A2597> !8ball Will I ever get married?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Possibly.
< A2597> At least! Light at the end of the tunnel!
< A2597> !8ball Will I have kids?
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Never.
< A2597> Ohh...parents won't like that[/quote]
!8ball Will Simmonds ever be unbanned???
< UniBiggles> A2597: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Error 153: 8ball shaken too hard. Please try again.
This by far is the best of the responses... Excellent! :D
although the !8Ball disconnected one was funnier than shit too! :p
:cool:
I have to say why go there to take Vertigo1's verbal abuses when you can get them just fine here... ;)
:D
:D
Sep 03 15:56:45 < BosHaus> what, they don't make a 4 story high ball of fire?
Sep 03 15:56:55 < BosHaus> and throw the car up about 15ft?
Sep 03 15:56:55 < Curz> You're shitting me!
Sep 03 15:56:56 < Vertigo1> lol
Sep 03 15:57:16 < BosHaus> dude, it's on walker texas ranger all the time
Sep 03 15:57:19 < BosHaus> its gotta be true
Sep 03 15:57:21 < Curz> Yeah man
Sep 03 15:57:24 < Vertigo1> lmao
Sep 03 15:57:25 < Curz> You're full of shit Vert
Sep 03 15:57:30 < Vertigo1> haha
Sep 03 15:57:39 < Vertigo1> You mean someone actually watched that show?
Sep 03 15:57:54 < BosHaus> I did after the conan clips
Sep 03 15:57:56 < BosHaus> its hilarous
Sep 03 15:57:57 < Curz> Man, Walker is the best show ever
Sep 03 15:57:58 < BosHaus> hilarious
Sep 03 15:58:04 < Curz> Don't diss Walker, he'll kick your ass
Sep 03 15:58:09 < Vertigo1> rofl
Sep 03 15:58:16 < BosHaus> my sisters friend lived right next to chuck
Sep 03 15:58:24 < Curz> Or he'll just fire a couple of rounds of .22 at your car and it'll blow up just like on the show!
Sep 03 15:58:32 < Vertigo1> lmfao
Sep 03 15:58:36 < UniBiggles> taking most of the city with it?
Sep 03 15:58:44 < BosHaus> no.. they like to throw their guns down
Sep 03 15:58:47 < BosHaus> and fight hand to hand
Sep 03 15:58:48 < Vertigo1> Nah, just a few blocks.
Sep 03 15:58:55 < Curz> Well, Texas will be uninhabitable for the next 100 years or so
Sep 03 15:58:59 < BosHaus> its hilarious.. they do a big drug bust
Sep 03 15:59:05 < BosHaus> everyone throws down their guns
Sep 03 15:59:12 < Vertigo1> But Walker and Trivett will be ok
Sep 03 15:59:15 < BosHaus> and suddenly knows martial arts
Sep 03 15:59:33 < Vertigo1> Yeah, and don't forget Walker's patented 3 kicks in 1 move.
Sep 03 15:59:45 < Vertigo1> Slow motion action baby!
Sep 03 15:59:54 < BosHaus> hahah
Sep 03 15:59:57 < UniBiggles> :D
Sep 03 16:00:13 < Vertigo1> Which knocks out any bad buy by default!
Sep 03 16:00:14 < UniBiggles> i'm proud to say i've never seen a single episode of walker texas ranger
Sep 03 16:00:15 < Curz> God damn it, I'm gettin pissed. Walker could take anybody on and kick some serious ass
Sep 03 16:00:18 < Vertigo1> bad guy even
Sep 03 16:00:20 < BosHaus> Biggles, you should
Sep 03 16:00:22 < Curz> Y'all don't know shit
Sep 03 16:00:23 < BosHaus> they are sooo funny
Sep 03 16:00:33 < UniBiggles> there's a fine line between funny and painfull
Sep 03 16:00:41 < UniBiggles> guess which side walker's on
Sep 03 16:01:01 < Vertigo1> Ohh, don't forget that one time that Walker's truck took an RPG in the ass, and it only flipped over. Next episode....RESET!
Sep 03 16:01:15 < UniBiggles> ah, american television rules. arn't they great?
Sep 03 16:01:18 < Vertigo1> New paint job even!
Sep 03 16:01:30 I'm gonna make walker the video game
Sep 03 16:01:31 < Curz> Well, duh. It's Walker's truck, man. It's got armor plating and all that shit
Sep 03 16:01:36 < Vertigo1> lol
Sep 03 16:01:41 < BosHaus> it'll pwn you
Sep 03 16:01:52 < Vertigo1> Walker's truck would pwn Bigfoot. :P
Sep 03 16:01:53 < Curz> You're laughing now, but you'll be crying by the time Walker's done with you
Sep 03 16:02:04 < BosHaus> hahah
Sep 03 16:02:09 < Vertigo1> lol
Sep 03 16:02:30 < Curz> I seen you people before, you god damn keyboard warriors
Sep 03 16:02:40 < Curz> You can talk shit all day long but then when Walker comes around you're all like :X
Sep 03 16:03:18 < BosHaus> I'll get a gun
Sep 03 16:03:28 < BosHaus> although, I'll never be able to hit him
Sep 03 16:03:32 < BosHaus> unloading clip after clip
Sep 03 16:03:44 < UniBiggles> dont worry, BosHaus
Sep 03 16:03:47 < UniBiggles> you wont need to reload.
Sep 03 16:03:49 < UniBiggles> it'll just happen
Sep 03 16:03:51 < BosHaus> hahah
Sep 03 16:03:56 < Curz> Hahaha, you're so lame, man. Walker can dodge bullets and then he'll do this flying triple-kick combination and kick your ass
Sep 03 16:04:52 < Vertigo1> Walker's truck would be badass in Maximum Overdrive
Sep 03 16:05:01 < Curz> Well, at least now we know where Bush got his W from ;)
Sep 03 16:05:02 < Vertigo1> No fucking UFO could take it over
Sep 03 16:05:41 < Vertigo1> Walker could drive it by that truck stop, pick everyone up and haul ass out before any of those 18 wheelers could touch him. :P
Sep 03 16:06:02 < Vertigo1> I hope someone's logging this. :P
Sep 03 16:06:08 < Curz> He was sitting at the TV going "Hmm.. I'ma get sum boots like that and change my name, then I'ma be jus like that Walker on the show"
Sep 03 16:06:09 < UniBiggles> Bush World Ranger
Sep 03 16:06:21 < Vertigo1> lol
Sep 03 16:06:24 < UniBiggles> Vertigo1: i always log :)
Sep 03 16:06:44 < Vertigo1> This is worthy of posting in the IRC thread. :P
Sep 03 16:06:47 < UniBiggles> heh
Sep 03 16:08:06 < Vertigo1> George W. Bush, Presidential Ranger! Don't forget his trusty sidekick Trevett Cheney and bartender CD Powell.
Sep 03 16:08:08 < Vertigo1> :P
Sep 03 16:08:20 < BosHaus> damn, you do watch that show
Sep 03 16:08:22 < BosHaus> you know all the names
The conversation then continued on to discuss (if you can call it that) who is better out of Indiana Jones and Walker Texas Ranger.
[B]Isnt walker that guy on the Walker texas Ranger show.... Anyway... Evertime I watch that show I want to see him get killed [/B][/QUOTE]
Psst! You might want to try [b]reading[/b] the transcript.
[B]Psst! You might want to try [b]reading[/b] the transcript. [/B][/QUOTE]
That would take to long..
[B]That would take to long.. [/B][/QUOTE]
If you're too lazy to read something before asking, then maybe you should just hit the back button.
Such As:
[Vertigo] Blah blah blah
[Curz] Blah blah
[BosHaus] Don't forget me!
[Vertigo] Blah blah blah
[Curz] Blah blah
[Biggles] I'm here too!
[Vertigo] Blah blah blah
[Curz] Blah blah
:D
[Phi] !8ball will Biggles ever finish his PhD?
[UniBiggles] Phi: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Don't count on it.
[Sequential_Order] !8ball does biggles have entertaining answers?
[UniBiggles] Sequential_Order: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Possibly.
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[C_MON] !8ball Am I leaving now?
[UniBiggles] C_MON: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Please try again.
[C_MON] !8ball Am I leaving now?
[UniBiggles] C_MON: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Possibly.
[Sequential_Order] !8ball does boshaus pwn j00?
[UniBiggles] Sequential_Order: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Absofragginlutely, dammit!
[Sequential_Order] hahahah
[UniBiggles] :D
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[Curz] !8ball Is there a meaning to life?
[UniBiggles] Curz: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Zog.
[Curz] Good answer
[Phi] nice :)
[UniBiggles] :D
[UniBiggles] though it would have been cooler if 42 had come up
[Phi] !8ball what is the meaning to life the universe and everything?
[UniBiggles] Phi: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: [b]FORTY TWO[/b]
[UniBiggles] :D
[Phi] cha ching ;)
[Curz] Good one
[UniBiggles] that's [b]got[/b] to be a fluke :D
[UniBiggles] someone bash that :D
[Sequential_Order] !8ball Will biggles get laid this year?
[UniBiggles] Sequential_Order: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Nope.
[Sequential_Order] eek ;)
* UniBiggles smacks Sequential_Order
[Sequential_Order] heheh
[C_MON] !8ball am I still here?
[UniBiggles] C_MON: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Hell no.
[C_MON] thought so too
[Sequential_Order] !8ball should I kline someone tonight?
[UniBiggles] Sequential_Order: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Never.
[Sequential_Order] darn
[C_MON] bye bye, see ya all later....
[Phi] have a good day
[Curz] !8ball Is it weird for a guy to wear a thong?
[UniBiggles] Curz: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Yes.
[Curz] Damn
* Sequential_Order is now known as BosHaus
[Phi] I swear it's getting intelligence
[UniBiggles] curz, why are you dissapointed by that answer?
[BosHaus] !8ball are you getting smarter?
[UniBiggles] BosHaus: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Hell no.
[BosHaus] guess not ;)
[Phi] see! it's socratic already!
[Curz] Oh, ah. I uh.. well, you see..
[UniBiggles] hehe
[Curz] It was just a general "damn"
[UniBiggles] sure it was
[Curz] Like, "Hey look at those flowers!" "Damn"
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[UniBiggles] !8ball should bos just sleep more?
* UniBiggles smacks the 8ball
[BosHaus] lol
[UniBiggles] work for me, dammit!
[UniBiggles] stupid thing never works for me
[Phi] !8ball should bos just sleep more?
[UniBiggles] Phi: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Error 153: 8ball shaken too hard. Please try again.
[UniBiggles] someone ask it if it will ever respect its creator
[Phi] !8ball will you ever respect your creator?
[UniBiggles] Phi: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: 8ball does not know for certain. Is good chance yes.
[UniBiggles] well that's nice to know
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[Curz] !8ball is it bedtime?
[UniBiggles] Curz: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Hell no.
[Curz] Okay
[Curz] !8ball are we there yet?
[UniBiggles] Curz: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Never.
[Curz] Damn
[UniBiggles] :D
-Φ
[quote][23:46] < Vertigo1 > !8ball Will sb ever learn how to debate properly?
[23:46] < ~UniBiggles > Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Nope.
[23:47] < Vertigo1 > hahah
[23:47] < Vertigo1 > pwned[/quote]
[quote][23:48] < Vertigo1> !8ball Will A2597 ever become the next karate kid?
[23:48] < ~UniBiggles> Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Nope.[/quote]
[quote][00:17] < Vertigo1 > !8ball Will C_MON have a congegal visit at school?
[00:18] < ~UniBiggles > Vertigo1: the Magic 8 Ball responds with: Abso-fraggin-lutely, dammit![/quote]
(btw, see my sig)
[B]Now Vert, I was in the conversation on the Karate kid, and I concidered that a compliment. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know you were. Curz and I got into a discussion about martial arts for a good while after you left.