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Firstoneitis
croxis
I am the walrus
in Zocalo v2.0
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
FirstoneitisCause:early morningsSymptoms:vague brain shrinkage, memory loss, pale skinCure:eat more honeyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
FirstoneitisCause:early morningsSymptoms:vague brain shrinkage, memory loss, pale skinCure:eat more honeyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
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Cause: early mornings
Symptoms: vague brain shrinkage, memory loss, pale skin
Cure: eat more honey
Mr MordenitisCause:unknownSymptoms:mildly black saliva, occasional lumps, winking, bleeding gumsCure:pass it on to someone else within seven daysEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Highlight it if it's hard to read :p
BigglesitisCause:mosquito biteSymptoms:water retention, occasional abdominal pain, elbow pain, mild tentacle growthCure:drink three cups of tea every day for the rest of your lifeEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
RubberEagleitisCause:poor dental hygieneSymptoms:extreme reflective shots, excessive urine colour changes, vague déjà vuCure:KryptoniteEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
C_MON's DisorderCause:viralSymptoms:turning into a giant monster, clicking sounds, hair growth, hyperactivityCure:exerciseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
I don't feel like going through the code.
ShadowDancer's DiseaseCause:hot weatherSymptoms:floating hair, frequent lack of reflection in mirrors, shiveringCure:fireEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
just to be different:D
see! it always ends in fire!
MT's LurgyCause:drug abuseSymptoms:screaming, face swelling, metallic skin, vague incontinenceCure:bleachEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
SCREAMING!
Messiah's DisorderCause:a blow to the headSymptoms:extreme hypothermia, excessive warts, groin swellingCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Sounds yummy! :D
[B]just to be different:D
see! it always ends in fire! [/B][/QUOTE]
I'm jealous. :alien:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
The exile's DiseaseCause:monkey biteSymptoms:embarrassing noises, itching, aphasiaCure:take two placebo tablets before going to bedEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
The_ExileitisCause:mobile phone radiationSymptoms:bad poetry, blood powdering, night terrorsCure:paint a black cross on your front door and waitEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Good thing I despise cell phones. :)
[B]Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
The exile's DiseaseCause:monkey biteSymptoms:embarrassing noises, itching, aphasiaCure:take two placebo tablets before going to bedEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
[/B][/QUOTE]
looks like bobo has been on the loose again!:p
sorry about the color, don't know how to read HTML code
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
AkrovahosisCause:natural sign of ageingSymptoms:hyperactivity, extreme acidic blood, breathing difficulties, deathCure:fresh airEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
My real name has a much more likely cause
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Bobby's LurgyCause:excessive Internet usageSymptoms:high blood pressure, turning into a giant monster, excessive moodiness, breathing difficultiesCure:eat more poison ivyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mårtensson's DisorderCause:mosquito biteSymptoms:constipation, extreme blindness, tiredness, cryingCure:wake up and realise it was all just a dreamEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Would that I could ;)
ElDiabloitisCause:a significant alignment of the starsSymptoms:mild American accent, extreme hypothermia, clicking sounds, extremely enhanced visionCure:electroshock therapyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Croxis' DiseaseCause:cursed Japanese videoSymptoms:extra toes, mildly glow-in-the-dark blood, fingernail lengthening, mild blindnessCure:take four sprigs of belladonna and come back in the morningEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
E.T's SyndromeCause:unknownSymptoms:mildly crossed eyes, tiredness, orange bloodCure:psychiatryEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
ET's LurgyCause:genetic mutationSymptoms:bushy eyebrows, indigestion, face swelling, occasional liver painCure:bleachEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
[B]looks like bobo has been on the loose again!:p [/B][/QUOTE]
Who [i]me[/i]?
Bobo's LurgyCause:too much sleepSymptoms:ankle swelling, tongue swelling, ringing in the ears, Guy Fawking of the legCure:take two ibuprofen a day until it goes awayEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
NOOOOOOooOOOOO
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Chad's DiseaseCause:too much sleepSymptoms:murderous rage, talking like a pirate, mild absenteeism, excessive dilation of pupilsCure:take five shots of morphine and come back in the morningEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
This site is like cardamine
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Watercooler's LurgyCause:genetic mutationSymptoms:dislike of modern architecture, rotten teeth, vague demoniacal visionsCure:attempt to repeat causeEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Warleader's LurgyCause:watching too much televisionSymptoms:mildly ability to fly, frequent thirst for human blood, frequent bursts of flameCure:KryptoniteEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Someone forgot poor warleader
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Sandfarm's SyndromeCause:mentally transmittedSymptoms:premature insanity, growth of green and purple appendages, glowing in the darkCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Lord RefaitisCause:peer pressureSymptoms:shouting, excessive liver pain, occasional halo, excessive confusionCure:psychiatryEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Lord Refa? Psychiatry? Naaaaah. :D
Ney's SyndromeCause:Egyptian curseSymptoms:finger pain, earache, dementiaCure:pass it on to someone else within seven daysEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Ah yes. Last name does it every time :D
[B]We forgot Sanfam!
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Sandfarm's SyndromeCause:mentally transmittedSymptoms:premature insanity, growth of green and purple appendages, glowing in the darkCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis: [/B][/QUOTE]
Sandfarm?!?!? Though the purple and green is appropriate! :D