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croxiscroxis I am the walrus
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
FirstoneitisCause:early morningsSymptoms:vague brain shrinkage, memory loss, pale skinCure:eat more honeyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
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  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    The center box isn't working. The text is still there but its white ;) It says

    Cause: early mornings
    Symptoms: vague brain shrinkage, memory loss, pale skin
    Cure: eat more honey
  • Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Mr MordenitisCause:unknownSymptoms:mildly black saliva, occasional lumps, winking, bleeding gumsCure:pass it on to someone else within seven daysEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Highlight it if it's hard to read :p
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    BigglesitisCause:mosquito biteSymptoms:water retention, occasional abdominal pain, elbow pain, mild tentacle growthCure:drink three cups of tea every day for the rest of your lifeEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    Psst! Use #000000 for your font color so its readable.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    That would require me going through the large lump of code and changing it, rather than just copying and pasting. :)
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    Like this ;)
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    RubberEagleitisCause:poor dental hygieneSymptoms:extreme reflective shots, excessive urine colour changes, vague déjà vuCure:KryptoniteEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    C_MON's DisorderCause:viralSymptoms:turning into a giant monster, clicking sounds, hair growth, hyperactivityCure:exerciseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    I don't feel like going through the code.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    ShadowDancer's DiseaseCause:hot weatherSymptoms:floating hair, frequent lack of reflection in mirrors, shiveringCure:fireEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    just to be different:D

    see! it always ends in fire!
  • MTMT Ranger
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    MT's LurgyCause:drug abuseSymptoms:screaming, face swelling, metallic skin, vague incontinenceCure:bleachEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    SCREAMING!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Messiah's DisorderCause:a blow to the headSymptoms:extreme hypothermia, excessive warts, groin swellingCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Sounds yummy! :D
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]just to be different:D

    see! it always ends in fire! [/B][/QUOTE]

    I'm jealous. :alien:

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    The exile's DiseaseCause:monkey biteSymptoms:embarrassing noises, itching, aphasiaCure:take two placebo tablets before going to bedEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    The_ExileitisCause:mobile phone radiationSymptoms:bad poetry, blood powdering, night terrorsCure:paint a black cross on your front door and waitEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Good thing I despise cell phones. :)
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    The exile's DiseaseCause:monkey biteSymptoms:embarrassing noises, itching, aphasiaCure:take two placebo tablets before going to bedEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    [/B][/QUOTE]

    looks like bobo has been on the loose again!:p
  • This things telling me i'm old
    sorry about the color, don't know how to read HTML code

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    AkrovahosisCause:natural sign of ageingSymptoms:hyperactivity, extreme acidic blood, breathing difficulties, deathCure:fresh airEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    My real name has a much more likely cause

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Bobby's LurgyCause:excessive Internet usageSymptoms:high blood pressure, turning into a giant monster, excessive moodiness, breathing difficultiesCure:eat more poison ivyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • You're the first person with a potentially deadly disease... :eek:
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    This is what I got from my last name:

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Mårtensson's DisorderCause:mosquito biteSymptoms:constipation, extreme blindness, tiredness, cryingCure:wake up and realise it was all just a dreamEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Would that I could ;)
  • Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    ElDiabloitisCause:a significant alignment of the starsSymptoms:mild American accent, extreme hypothermia, clicking sounds, extremely enhanced visionCure:electroshock therapyEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Croxis' DiseaseCause:cursed Japanese videoSymptoms:extra toes, mildly glow-in-the-dark blood, fingernail lengthening, mild blindnessCure:take four sprigs of belladonna and come back in the morningEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    E.T's SyndromeCause:unknownSymptoms:mildly crossed eyes, tiredness, orange bloodCure:psychiatryEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:


    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    ET's LurgyCause:genetic mutationSymptoms:bushy eyebrows, indigestion, face swelling, occasional liver painCure:bleachEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • I don't think I'm the first one with death, the "Paint a black cross over you door and wait" seems to be a black plague "Your srewed" reference.
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]looks like bobo has been on the loose again!:p [/B][/QUOTE]
    Who [i]me[/i]?
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Bobo's LurgyCause:too much sleepSymptoms:ankle swelling, tongue swelling, ringing in the ears, Guy Fawking of the legCure:take two ibuprofen a day until it goes awayEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    MUST.... NOT...... POST!!!!!!!!

    NOOOOOOooOOOOO

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Chad's DiseaseCause:too much sleepSymptoms:murderous rage, talking like a pirate, mild absenteeism, excessive dilation of pupilsCure:take five shots of morphine and come back in the morningEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    This site is like cardamine
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    We told you!
  • PhiPhi <font color=#FF0000>C</font><font color=#FF9900>o</font><font color=#FFFF00>l</font><font color=#00F
    Simmonds :D

  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Watercooler's LurgyCause:genetic mutationSymptoms:dislike of modern architecture, rotten teeth, vague demoniacal visionsCure:attempt to repeat causeEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Warleader's LurgyCause:watching too much televisionSymptoms:mildly ability to fly, frequent thirst for human blood, frequent bursts of flameCure:KryptoniteEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Someone forgot poor warleader
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    We forgot Sanfam!

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Sandfarm's SyndromeCause:mentally transmittedSymptoms:premature insanity, growth of green and purple appendages, glowing in the darkCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:
  • Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Lord RefaitisCause:peer pressureSymptoms:shouting, excessive liver pain, occasional halo, excessive confusionCure:psychiatryEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Lord Refa? Psychiatry? Naaaaah. :D
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Ney's SyndromeCause:Egyptian curseSymptoms:finger pain, earache, dementiaCure:pass it on to someone else within seven daysEnter your name, for your own diagnosis:

    Ah yes. Last name does it every time :D
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
    [B]We forgot Sanfam!

    Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
    Sandfarm's SyndromeCause:mentally transmittedSymptoms:premature insanity, growth of green and purple appendages, glowing in the darkCure:infect someone elseEnter your name, for your own diagnosis: [/B][/QUOTE]
    Sandfarm?!?!? Though the purple and green is appropriate! :D
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