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I need a hug, a bullet... or a chainsaw

shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
in Zocalo v2.0
I've had one of the shittiest days on record.

nothing has gone right...

there's a 'The Streets' song that fits right here....

today I've acheived absolutely nought,
just being out of the house I've lost out,
if I'd wanted to end up with more now,
I should have stayed in bed, like I know how...

sigh....

Comments

  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Come on everyone....

    GROUP HUG!!!!

    *Hands SB a helmet and some elbow pads*

    you might want these.

    *Low rumble heard*

    Yep...here they come.

    :D
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    HUG!
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Handshake. :p
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Handshake? Bah! Hug!
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    I send a virtual hedgehog to do the hugging for my part. It's so cute that no one can resist hugging it until it's too late! :p
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    sorry to hear that man, go get a nice beer, and throw a wombat at somebody.
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Pat on the back.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    cool lame guy handshake
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    :D
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]sorry to hear that man, go get a nice beer, and throw a wombat at somebody. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Not wombats. Platypusses. Less lethal to the thrower.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    *Hug*

    I hate it when that happens :mad:
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    Wish I could lend a hand mine is in a strait jacket.
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Not wombats. Platypusses. Less lethal to the thrower. [/B][/QUOTE]
    Actually, I watched a video in CPR about a guy who was poisoned by a platypus (apparently they have poison barbs on their hind legs); his entire arm to the elbow was black by the time he got to the hospital.

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Cabl3 Guy [/i]
    [B]Wish I could lend a hand mine is in a strait jacket. [/B][/QUOTE]
    Odd question, but do you really have to wear a straight jacket? If so, how do you type? :D
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Actually, I watched a video in CPR about a guy who was poisoned by a platypus (apparently they have poison barbs on their hind legs); his entire arm to the elbow was black by the time he got to the hospital.[/B][/QUOTE]

    At least the arm was still attached.
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]At least the arm was still attached. [/B][/QUOTE]
    But they couldn't anesthesize him or anything, just went right at it with a bone saw!
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