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A2597
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in Zocalo v2.0
just got this in my mail... :D hehehehe
[quote]
Hello Friend,
As you read this, I don't want you
to feel sorry for me, because I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Rilwan Kadir, a businessman from Dubai,United Arab Emirates.
I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It
has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I
have only about a few
months to live according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.
If i had a second chance I would live my life a different way
from how I have lived it. Now that God has called
me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family
members as well as a few close friends.
I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in Romania,
The Bulkans and Malaysia and Africa. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in India,Bosnia
and Vietnam.but they were deceptive and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be content with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is a
deposit of eighteen million dollars,that
I have with in finance Company abroad. I will want you
to help me collect this deposit
and dispatch it to charity organizations.you might wonder
why i have decided to trust a total stranger.well,my illness and
the behaviour of those i call relatives and friends has changed
my perspective of life.besides,i have met a lot of people randomly
of late who have turned out to be some of the nicest people i ever
knew.with the betrayal of my family and my state of health,i
really do not have much of a choice,neither do i have a lot of time
on my hands.your sincerity and honesty is
up to you to prove. to me this is is just a means of initial contact.whether
you are worthy of my trust would only be established through subsequent
communication.
I have set aside 20% for you for your time and
effort.please send a reply through this email address with
your contact telephone and fax numbers for more private and confidential
communication.Please you can reply this mail through (rilkadir@netscape.com)
God be with you.
Rilwan Kadir
[/quote]
so, what shall I do to scam the scammer? :D
[quote]
Hello Friend,
As you read this, I don't want you
to feel sorry for me, because I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Rilwan Kadir, a businessman from Dubai,United Arab Emirates.
I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It
has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I
have only about a few
months to live according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.
If i had a second chance I would live my life a different way
from how I have lived it. Now that God has called
me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family
members as well as a few close friends.
I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in Romania,
The Bulkans and Malaysia and Africa. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in India,Bosnia
and Vietnam.but they were deceptive and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be content with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is a
deposit of eighteen million dollars,that
I have with in finance Company abroad. I will want you
to help me collect this deposit
and dispatch it to charity organizations.you might wonder
why i have decided to trust a total stranger.well,my illness and
the behaviour of those i call relatives and friends has changed
my perspective of life.besides,i have met a lot of people randomly
of late who have turned out to be some of the nicest people i ever
knew.with the betrayal of my family and my state of health,i
really do not have much of a choice,neither do i have a lot of time
on my hands.your sincerity and honesty is
up to you to prove. to me this is is just a means of initial contact.whether
you are worthy of my trust would only be established through subsequent
communication.
I have set aside 20% for you for your time and
effort.please send a reply through this email address with
your contact telephone and fax numbers for more private and confidential
communication.Please you can reply this mail through (rilkadir@netscape.com)
God be with you.
Rilwan Kadir
[/quote]
so, what shall I do to scam the scammer? :D
Comments
I figure, make myself out to be a millionaire, who doesn't need the cash, and already gives to charety (Which I do).
need a name...how corny do you think I can get before he relizes it's fake?
Jacob Sprat, founder of the "No Fat" diet drink?
:D
Joseph Cartright
developed some key, classified, patents for Texas Instruments, Raytheon, Boeing and Smiths Avionics in the 1980s and lived on the royalties ever since
net worth $56M
you gotta give him something he can find if he does a cursory search online
"Hello,
I am very sorry to hear of your condition! I am of course willing to help you carry out your final wishes. Having started my own buisness, the "No Fat" diet company, I understand the stress of wanting to give money to charity. I myself give to charities located in many areas of the globe, and often wish I could give more. Thank you for the oppertunity to help many of these wonderful organizations.
However, I am always cautious when entering any finacial agreement. Agreements made via e-mail make it difficult to see who I am dealing with. So to ensure I am talking to who you say you are, please have someone take your picture while holding a sign with my company slogan "Jack Sprat has No Fat!" and send it to me as an e-mail attachment. Once I have this, I will be certain of your identity, and we can continue this finacial transaction.
Thank you,
Jacob Sprat"
Also, please run a spell check prior sending. It's clear that you have not. heh
"Joe Plundermyknuts" was a good one...
with the company slogan "We don't take IT to the top, we take IS up the arse!"
and yes, the guy made the sign and held it up in public! :D
and funny every e-mail was
"Hello Plundermyknuts!" :D