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shadow boxer
The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
in Zocalo v2.0
in more ways than one :D
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thanks to Eclecticonaut
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OLD NEWS.
The previous study said that five times a week was the minimum to achieve any protection against prostate cancer... now three times a week is enough.
Soon the art of onanism will die completely. :D
I like it...
I hereby redirect this thread...
ok everyone, list as many euphemisms for wanking as you can think of... :)
I'll start...
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spanking the monkey
feeding the chickens
shaking hands with the wifes best friend
[B]ok everyone, list as many euphemisms for wanking as you can think of... :)[/B][/QUOTE] There simply is no need for that, because we have this thing called [url="http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html"]The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator[/url]! :D
Ofcourse.. not exactly continuosly.. but 3 or 4 times a day, and so on..
:D
Refa: Your numbers resemble mine back when I was in highschool and generally messed up at the time. :)
Once or twice a week now... damn, I don't gain anything health-wise, it seems. x)
/EDIT: btw, if Phi or the other gal we have around here happens to pop by, I'd like to know the terms you use meant to describe some five-finger fun. :) I'm always interested in new english terms. :P So? Dip the chicken? Rub the knob? Care to share? x)
"Love, and the world loves with you. Wank, and you wank alone."
[B]/EDIT: btw, if Phi or the other gal we have around here happens to pop by, I'd like to know the terms you use meant to describe some five-finger fun. :) I'm always interested in new english terms. :P So? Dip the chicken? Rub the knob? Care to share? x) [/B][/QUOTE]
I'll field this one to MartianDust...
-Φ
*backs away....*
[B]I think women are a bad influence upon this forum. :p [/B][/QUOTE]
You have some issues don't you?:D
[B]I'll field this one to MartianDust...
-Φ [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh thanks Phi, I'm so flattered! Not! LOL!
I haven't even heard 1/4 of those terms! And to be honest I don't really use any cept.........sometimes "touching my pussy/fluff" or something abit more naughty like "I've flooded the damn" lol
ok too much info now me thinks!! You'll get me all embarrassed :o
Are you sure one sex mad person didn't write most of them as in making them up?!
I like the "Visiting Niagra falls" though and a few others.
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I think women are a bad influence upon this forum. [/B][/QUOTE]
hehe, we never started the thread! And we would never dream of starting one either........ ??!
:p
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"Love, and the world loves with you. Wank, and you wank alone."
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You can wank, and you could wank your partner. :p
For me, it was Evil Dead by Sam Raimi. (That's gotta be worth couple of eek's)
[B]Hey Dust!! There's finally a forum that's in the gutter (like I was hoping for the sentence tennis thread), but I haven't posted or really read it!! Doesn't that just figure?! [/B][/QUOTE]
LOL! yeah thought this one would've been tailed off by now.
As for what did you watch for the 1st time, I was probably watching myself in the mirror! :p :p
Sorry no eeks Refa! This forum no longer shocks me lol!
[B]LOL! yeah thought this one would've been tailed off by now.
As for what did you watch for the 1st time, I was probably watching myself in the mirror! :p :p
Sorry no eeks Refa! This forum no longer shocks me lol! [/B][/QUOTE]
You dont know the half of it. (wink wink nudge nudge) :p
but anyways...
Having the first name of Jack in High School put me in the Limelight for this topic... (as the butt of jokes of course)
:rolleyes:
that we are in SERIOUS need of B5 news....
[B]I perfer the word masterbaition::D [/B][/QUOTE]
Then you should learn to spell it correctly... :p
*grabs his hand and holds it on the bar*
AH HAH !... just as I supected... hairy palms...
:D
*Goes back to playing NFS Underground*
[B]Then you should learn to spell it correctly... :p [/B][/QUOTE]
Why? Maybe he likes the wrongly spelled word? :)