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Wank, and you feel better !

shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
in more ways than one :D


[url]http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994861[/url]

thanks to Eclecticonaut
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  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    Re: Wank, and you feel better !

    OLD NEWS.

    The previous study said that five times a week was the minimum to achieve any protection against prostate cancer... now three times a week is enough.

    Soon the art of onanism will die completely. :D
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    I prefer the term "polishing the howitzer."
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    heh... 'polish the howitzer'... :D

    I like it...

    I hereby redirect this thread...

    ok everyone, list as many euphemisms for wanking as you can think of... :)

    I'll start...

    ~~~~~

    spanking the monkey

    feeding the chickens

    shaking hands with the wifes best friend
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Good to know I wont get cancer then...
  • EclecticonautEclecticonaut Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by shadow boxer [/i]
    [B]ok everyone, list as many euphemisms for wanking as you can think of... :)[/B][/QUOTE] There simply is no need for that, because we have this thing called [url="http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html"]The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator[/url]! :D
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    I have also heard that prostate stimulation from... behind also reduces risk of prostate cancer.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I've been massaging the one eyed trouser snake for half my lifetime, and I'm still as depressed as ever.

    Ofcourse.. not exactly continuosly.. but 3 or 4 times a day, and so on..
  • "Shaking coconuts from the heat-seeking moisture missile"

    :D
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    Polishing the Walrus. ;)

    Refa: Your numbers resemble mine back when I was in highschool and generally messed up at the time. :)

    Once or twice a week now... damn, I don't gain anything health-wise, it seems. x)

    /EDIT: btw, if Phi or the other gal we have around here happens to pop by, I'd like to know the terms you use meant to describe some five-finger fun. :) I'm always interested in new english terms. :P So? Dip the chicken? Rub the knob? Care to share? x)
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    Well, you know the old saying.

    "Love, and the world loves with you. Wank, and you wank alone."
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    I perfer the word masterbaition::D
  • PhiPhi <font color=#FF0000>C</font><font color=#FF9900>o</font><font color=#FFFF00>l</font><font color=#00F
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Data Crystal [/i]
    [B]/EDIT: btw, if Phi or the other gal we have around here happens to pop by, I'd like to know the terms you use meant to describe some five-finger fun. :) I'm always interested in new english terms. :P So? Dip the chicken? Rub the knob? Care to share? x) [/B][/QUOTE]
    I'll field this one to MartianDust...

  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    ummm...right....

    *backs away....*
  • I think women are a bad influence upon this forum. :p
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]I think women are a bad influence upon this forum. :p [/B][/QUOTE]

    You have some issues don't you?:D
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Go guys, when did you start? For me I was 11
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    lets see 6th grade so that was 6 years ago? yeah so 12... I remember it in detail I was watching Baywatch & I gave in...The sex ed lady put the idea in my head & damn I lost control of me zone :(.
  • MartianDustMartianDust Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Phi [/i]
    [B]I'll field this one to MartianDust...

    -Φ [/B][/QUOTE]

    Oh thanks Phi, I'm so flattered! Not! LOL!

    I haven't even heard 1/4 of those terms! And to be honest I don't really use any cept.........sometimes "touching my pussy/fluff" or something abit more naughty like "I've flooded the damn" lol
    ok too much info now me thinks!! You'll get me all embarrassed :o

    Are you sure one sex mad person didn't write most of them as in making them up?!
    I like the "Visiting Niagra falls" though and a few others.

    [B][QUOTE]
    I think women are a bad influence upon this forum. [/B][/QUOTE]

    hehe, we never started the thread! And we would never dream of starting one either........ ??!
    :p

    [B][QUOTE]
    "Love, and the world loves with you. Wank, and you wank alone."
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    You can wank, and you could wank your partner. :p
  • Hey Dust!! There's finally a forum that's in the gutter (like I was hoping for the sentence tennis thread), but I haven't posted or really read it!! Doesn't that just figure?!
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Talking about wanking.. What did You watch when you did it for the first time?

    For me, it was Evil Dead by Sam Raimi. (That's gotta be worth couple of eek's)
  • MartianDustMartianDust Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RedAssAg05 [/i]
    [B]Hey Dust!! There's finally a forum that's in the gutter (like I was hoping for the sentence tennis thread), but I haven't posted or really read it!! Doesn't that just figure?! [/B][/QUOTE]

    LOL! yeah thought this one would've been tailed off by now.

    As for what did you watch for the 1st time, I was probably watching myself in the mirror! :p :p

    Sorry no eeks Refa! This forum no longer shocks me lol!
  • You have to be watching something?! I've got a really active imagination...that's all I've ever really needed!! (although additional aids never hurt;)...
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MartianDust [/i]
    [B]LOL! yeah thought this one would've been tailed off by now.

    As for what did you watch for the 1st time, I was probably watching myself in the mirror! :p :p

    Sorry no eeks Refa! This forum no longer shocks me lol! [/B][/QUOTE]

    You dont know the half of it. (wink wink nudge nudge) :p
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    I thought it was Choking the Chicken...

    but anyways...

    Having the first name of Jack in High School put me in the Limelight for this topic... (as the butt of jokes of course)

    :rolleyes:
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I think the existance of this topic prooves..

    that we are in SERIOUS need of B5 news....
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]I perfer the word masterbaition::D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Then you should learn to spell it correctly... :p
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    Ahash.. all you do by trying to divert us weirdos is draw more attention to yourself...

    *grabs his hand and holds it on the bar*

    AH HAH !... just as I supected... hairy palms...


    :D
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I have no clue what you just said, and I really don't want to....

    *Goes back to playing NFS Underground*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Messiah [/i]
    [B]Then you should learn to spell it correctly... :p [/B][/QUOTE]
    Why? Maybe he likes the wrongly spelled word? :)
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Alas, I think not...
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